Super Mario Boards

Yeah, you ready?

... No. I still don't know if I want to be Glass Joe (I like him for whatever reason), Von Kaiser (Same as GJ), or Piston Hondo(a?) (I'm half Asian, so that's also appealing). Probably gonna go with Kaiser if no one else wants him.

If I was forced to be one, I'd go for either Soda Popinski or Don Flamenco

Don was already claimed by TG, but Soda isn't bad.

It's okay, I don't claim Soda either; I'm sticking with being Redshift.