"So, Mr. Mouse, you're divorcing your wife cause she's really silly?"
"No, because she's really Goofy"
"Weren't you going to say she's fu-"
"No, see for yourself"
*Mickey pulls zipper on Minnie and a hyuck can be heard when fully unzipped*
Did you know Diddy Kong is a comic book fan? But his issues tend to be lost because he's not good at organizing his room, seriously, it's like from left to right it's banana, banana, banana, banana, Batman
Assuming the very likely chance a Direct isn't on February First, I invite you all to be baffled by Super Mario vs. Son Goku: Spoiler: Super Mario doesn't fight Son Goku in this movie
Another spoiler, there is no English subtitles so unless you know Spanish, be prepared to be very confused