Recent content by Bernadetta von Varley

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    Post food that you just made

    I boiled two precooked hotdogs no photograph
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    What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you?

    I feel like I need to add a clarification that the last panel doesn't really mean anything in particular here
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    Captain Falcon or no I loved Maximum Velocity when I was a kid and now I want to find my cart...

    Captain Falcon or no I loved Maximum Velocity when I was a kid and now I want to find my cart for it again.
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    Rideable Minecart High School, and other short stories

    This isn't content anyone asked for but it's content I thought of. I started a third playthrough of Three Houses tonight and needed a name for Byleth. I've been using names from all the half-finished conlangs I have laying around and ended up doing the same again, reusing a name that I gave to...
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    Rideable Minecart High School, and other short stories

    Another short Fire Emblem: Three Houses story, but weirder this time. Doesn't really directly spoil anything but it makes more sense if you've finished the Golden Deer route. Still going to put it in spoiler tags though since I'm not sure if I'd characterize as a spoiler or not exactly and the...
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    Rideable Minecart High School, and other short stories

    Had this idea after finishing chapter 20 of the Golden Deer route in Fire Emblem Three Houses because of some things I had Bernadetta do for me. Major spoilers up to that chapter so I'm not sure if anyone is going to read this but I may as well put it here. For that reason since the game is...
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    Suggestion Box

    You could just install an IRC client
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    OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS XIII CEREMONY

    posted and re-remastered on behalf of by Snack Canyon del- PERCHMAGGIEMIUBIKKI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING "And we're back! I'm ShinonMercyKokichi Ouma, always your super high school level Ultra Directorformer DirectorSub-Director!", said Turboo, calling herhimself ShinonMercyKokichi Ouma...
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    OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS XIII CEREMONY

    ---Chapter 1: Shoot for the (Power) Moon!--- The clear blue summer sky had just begun to be tinged golden by the late afternoon sun as it started to set over the city. The cicada shrills were audible off in the distance. Or so it seemed – it was easy to forget sometimes that the sound, that...
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    OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS XIII CEREMONY

    Daily reminder that Leonie Pinelli is a good character, but even though it makes me sad that she seems to be so unpopular I can't really blame people for not seeing past how much the writers overdid her idolization of Captain Jeralt in her interactions with Byleth, because they REALLY did overdo...
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    OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS XI CEREMONY

    I'm not gonna lie they had us in the first half
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