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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8600 on: January 11, 2017, 07:53:53 AM »
Granted, it's a fictional location.

I wish T. rex's arms were as big as those of Deinocheirus
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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8601 on: January 11, 2017, 12:40:29 PM »
Granted, their new arms bring about their extinction much earlier than normal.

Their tips all break when you try using them.
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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8602 on: January 11, 2017, 03:31:56 PM »
Granted. They're playable only in Smash Tour and are treated like bottom-tier roster fodder.

I wish I put up my bird feeder again.

Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8603 on: January 12, 2017, 05:03:53 AM »
Granted, but it'll break once you're done.

I wish for infinity cheeseburgers.

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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8604 on: January 12, 2017, 05:21:49 AM »
Granted, you will get tired of eating them.

I wish for more Ripley's Believe it or Not! books.

Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8605 on: January 12, 2017, 06:59:40 AM »
Granted, they're terribly written.

I wish for 8 pairs of peanut butter and jam pyjamas.

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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8606 on: January 12, 2017, 02:35:42 PM »
Granted. Ants now crawl all over you and you have a cockroach problem.

I wish for all top sirloin to be cooked medium-rare.

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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8607 on: January 12, 2017, 02:44:29 PM »
Granted, Gordon Ramsay will tell you "IT'S RAW!!!".

I wish the eyesight of all humans were good enough to not need glasses or lenses.

Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8608 on: January 12, 2017, 03:45:39 PM »
Granted, now everyone's deaf enough to need hearing aid.

I wish to live in Peach's castle.

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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8609 on: January 12, 2017, 05:07:28 PM »
Granted, Bowser would throw you out of there.

I wish the Reverse Mushroom existed in Mario Party 6's Solo Mode.

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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8610 on: January 12, 2017, 05:36:08 PM »
Granted. You can obtain it only by winning luck-based minigames.

Granted, Gordon Ramsay will tell you "IT'S RAW!!!".
Steak tartare works for me too. :)

I wish to actually try steak tartare.

Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8611 on: January 13, 2017, 03:27:05 AM »
Granted. It tastes like onions and broccoli.

I wish spinach tasted like ice cream.

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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8612 on: January 13, 2017, 04:21:21 AM »
Granted, now everything that tastes bad would be turned into ice cream.

I wish this controller was the official N64 controller and was made 50% bigger.

Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8613 on: January 13, 2017, 05:33:52 AM »
Granted. The controller is broken and the control stick is useless.

I wish the Nintendo Switch would release tomorrow.

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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8614 on: January 13, 2017, 11:31:46 AM »
Granted. It sucks.

I wish I could play Super Mario Odyssey instead of just watching a demo video.

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« Reply #8615 on: January 14, 2017, 03:35:51 AM »
Granted, its gameplay is dreadful.

I wish I could play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe right now.

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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8616 on: January 14, 2017, 07:27:47 AM »
Granted. It also sucks.

I wish midterms weren't so hard.

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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8617 on: January 14, 2017, 09:20:43 AM »
Granted, not evereything in school is going to be a cakewalk.

I wish Coca Cola didn't make my teeth feel like rubber after drinking it.

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« Reply #8618 on: January 14, 2017, 04:52:10 PM »
Granted, it makes your tongue and throat feel like bark.

I wish for free musical tickets for the remainders of my life.

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Re: Good wishes aren't always good wishes
« Reply #8619 on: January 14, 2017, 05:34:15 PM »
Granted, there will be too many concerts and such to go to.

I wish Daisy didn't yell so loudly.