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« on: August 26, 2007, 01:00:08 PM »
One person says a wish, for example, "I wish I had unlimited cheese in my fridge". Next person should make the wish worse, example: "Granted, put your fridge craps itself up the next day and the cheese melts." and posts a new wish. Kuhpeesh? 'K.

I wish that I was a good IC player.

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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2007, 01:13:58 PM »
Granted, but now you are too good and someone kills you out of jealousy.

A classic one... I wish for more wishes!

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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2007, 01:19:26 PM »
You get so many wishes the Genies kills you out of rage.

I wish to be in a nice big field.

In the beginning, the universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2007, 01:20:27 PM »
Granted, but the field's so big that you can't get outta there.

I wish that I had a comedy rock band

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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2007, 01:43:50 PM »
Granted, but you slip on a banana peel while performing alongside Weird Al Yankovic, and then he makes a song making fun of you.

I wish was Yuji Naka.

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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2007, 01:56:08 PM »
Granted, but he died yesterday

I wish I had a pie.
ruet told everyone my age so i'm blocked from the Forums.

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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2007, 03:38:30 PM »
Granted, but its a sword pie... laced with cyanide.

I wish I was superpowerful.

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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2007, 04:15:57 PM »
Granted, but your superpowers only apply to crearing Cat Macros.

I wish I had moar Cheezbrger

sorry, i'm in a Lolcat mood today...

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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2007, 04:21:46 PM »
Granted, the other ones are uglier!

I wish I was an Ampersand!

In the beginning, the universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2007, 04:28:11 PM »
Granted, but now his sig is bland and boring and makes you want to kill yourself everytime you see it.

I wish that this wiki had OVER 9000 ARTICLES!

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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2007, 05:10:16 PM »
...but all you get to do is watch TV.

I wish I had 100000 vdeo games...

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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2007, 06:03:43 PM »
...Then your the King Of Video games!

I Wish that Somthing Was On TV Now.

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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2007, 06:12:29 PM »
Granted, but it's 500 channels of Barney!

I wish I was cool.
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2007, 06:31:49 PM »
Granted, but now you have a huge ego and all your old friends only like you for the money.

I wish I was Porplemontage for a day.

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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2007, 06:56:08 PM »
Granted, nothing happens.

I wish I was immortal.

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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2007, 07:40:22 PM »
Granted.Play old Sonic games.

I wish there was something really funny here.

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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2007, 07:44:04 PM »
Granted, you end up dieing of  laughter,.



I wish the wiki didn't get stuck in a flme war each day.

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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2007, 08:26:12 PM »
Granted, but Nintendo goes broke

I wish I had a million bucks
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« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2007, 09:59:48 PM »
Granted, but you blow it all on cheese puffs.

I wish that something good will come of this wish.

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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2007, 10:15:42 PM »
Granted, you die a terrible, terrible death, but your family gets the insurance money and your organs are donated to needy people.

I wish had Super Smash Bros. Brawl, right now.