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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2010, 07:18:18 PM »
Mr. L was way better than Brobot.  Brobot should've been the mini-boss.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2010, 07:20:33 PM »
A8 - Favorite Yoshi Game

By Xpike.

A8

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2010, 07:21:09 PM »
WTF, Yoshi's Island beaten by its remake. This can't be happening!

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2010, 07:22:25 PM »
WTF, Yoshi's Island beaten by its remake. This can't be happening!
The kids want Yoshi on the go!
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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2010, 07:22:57 PM »
Than they can get the GBA version.
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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2010, 07:23:12 PM »
Makes me think I should've voted...

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« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2010, 07:23:35 PM »
No.  You would've ruined my trifecta, Snack.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2010, 07:24:31 PM »
WTF, Yoshi's Island beaten by its remake. This can't be happening!
The kids want Yoshi on the go!
That's why you pack your SNES wherever you go. ;_;

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« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2010, 07:24:51 PM »
WTF, Yoshi's Island beaten by its remake. This can't be happening!
The kids want Yoshi on the go!
That's why you pack your SNES wherever you go. ;_;

My suitcase is too small.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2010, 07:24:55 PM »
But I could've made a difference!

Also, good to see you here Porple :)

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2010, 07:25:20 PM »
WTF, Yoshi's Island beaten by its remake. This can't be happening!
The kids want Yoshi on the go!
That's why you pack your SNES wherever you go. ;_;
Trust me, I do, but I get a lot of funny looks.
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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2010, 07:25:43 PM »
WTF, Yoshi's Island beaten by its remake. This can't be happening!
The kids want Yoshi on the go!
That's why you pack your SNES wherever you go. ;_;

It's better to just bolt it to your head. That way you never forget to pack it.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2010, 07:26:08 PM »
Yeah, also there's almost no way to plug the car adapter without the car running out of juice.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2010, 07:26:31 PM »
WTF, Yoshi's Island beaten by its remake. This can't be happening!
The kids want Yoshi on the go!
That's why you pack your SNES wherever you go. ;_;
Trust me, I do, but I get a lot of funny looks.
The same happens when I pack my GameCube.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2010, 07:27:12 PM »
A27 - Favorite Series

By Baby Mario Bloops.

                Hello everyone! This is Baby Mario Bloops here, with my first results! This time around, I will not be doing this alone, as willingly FunkyK38 will be answering some questions about our topic of Favorite Series! Let’s begin with the questions.

I ~
BMB – First off Sarah, what did you vote for in this poll?
FunkyK38 – I didn’t take part.
II ~
BMB – Okay then. Well, out of the first listed, including SSB, Mario, Yoshi, Wario, and DK, which one do you think got the last amounts, and by how much?
FunkyK38 – Smash Bros., with 12 votes.
III ~
BMB – I see. Now what did you think came in fourth place with your guess of votes?
FunkyK38 – Wario, with 26 votes.
IV ~
BMB – Now let’s go on. What got the medium, third amount of votes and by how much?
FunkyK38 – DK, with 50 votes.
V ~
BMB – Alright, moving on. Who got second place, with the amount of votes?
FunkyK38 – Yoshi, with 74 votes.
VI ~
BMB – Last question. Who got first, including the amount of votes?
FunkyK38 – Mario, with 80 votes.

   Thanks FunkyK38. Now time to reveal the true results. In last with only 1 mere vote was Wario, so Sarah was off by 25 votes and 1 slot off.
   In second to last was the Donkey Kong with a few votes of 5 (2.2%). Sorry FunkyK38, but you off by 45 votes, with 1 slot off.
   In third on both ways with 10 votes – 4.3% – was sadly Yoshi. Sarah, you were off by 1 slot, with 64 votes above the correct one.
   In second came the Super Smash Bros. series by 48 votes (21%). FunkyK38 was way off, with 3 slots off, and 32 votes off.
   In first, by a landslide, with only one remaining is Mario, at 168 (72%) votes. Sarah was on the mark with the slot, but 88 major votes off.
   Overall, I have to admit FunkyK38 did excellent at guessing, and was not really that off. To help you out, there is a chart below to aid those that need it.
   Well, this is my first result chart, and I hope you enjoy the rest of it, bye!

Favorite Series (232 votes)
Mario - 168 (72%)

Super Smash Bros. – 48 (21%)
Yoshi – 10 (4.3%)

Donkey Kong - 5 (2.2%)
Wario - 1



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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2010, 07:28:06 PM »
Wow, what a shocker.

Why is Wario so low? :(

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2010, 07:28:13 PM »
well duh

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2010, 07:28:32 PM »
No surprise here, move along.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2010, 07:28:45 PM »
It's the Mario Wiki.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IV CEREMONY
« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2010, 07:30:35 PM »
A25


The scene was the stadium seating of the brand new Edofenrir Auditorium in New Wikisburg, several days before the big awards ceremony. Snackserv was occupying one of the many, mostly empty, seats with his laptop while technicians attached bundles of wires into the lighting system on stage.

Glancing over checklists on his computer screen, Snack grabbed his headset and put it on, dialing a number in on the keyboard.

"Hello, this is Freechman Cheese, right? Good, good, I'm with concessions for the Mario Awards IV, and I have a contract here for a cheesy foods stand I need filled... Yeah, mozzarella sticks, cheese flavored novelty foods... Cheese soda? Yeah, get us plenty of that... Hold on a second, sorry". A girl had walked up to the seat with a tray.

"It is nice that all that silliness from last year has cleared up", Snack grabbed the ice cream off the tray and took a bite...

"My god what flavor is this?" he exclaimed. "Pesto", the girl replied in an annoyed tone of voice, snatching it back. "Wait, I payed for that! I get a refund right?", Snack yelled after as she left.

"No!", she turned around and yelled, throwing a pesto-scented smoke bomb, prompting Snackserv to grab his belongings and dash to a lower row of seating.

"Very, very sorry about that", he said into the headset. "Mozzarella sticks are a high demand item, I'll need you to stock 1,500 to 2,000 of them... Yeah, I'll email you the contract... You want it to be FAXED?! Oh fine, I'll handle it... I've got a call on another line, I'll get back to you", he ended the call and switched over to another.

"Ralphfan? Wha? Wasn't Stooben Rooben handling that? Ah, a coproduction... You need me to make a presentation too? You've already got me planning the catering... Oh fine, fine. I don't have much time though so it'll have to be pretty rushed... Alright, bye".

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"And now, an animated short film about a Pigman and his will to survive". The curtain raised and the film began to play, after a black screen with white text proclaiming "Copyright Shaft, Inc. 2010".

Mournful music played. On screen, against a very flat background seemingly made of abstract colorful shapes and excerpts from a novel, a Pigman walked along, with only a little bit of clearly visible choppiness, walking until encountering a shape resembling a Boo.

As the shape began to grow, the Pigman grabbed a flashlight and used it to paint over the shape in yellow as if using a paintbrush, causing a drawing of the sun to appear, which promptly drifted down below the screen, plunging the scene into darkness.

The other shapes began to form into ghosts while the Pigman hopelessly attempted to draw over them with his flashlight, until background the ghosts were against shattered, causing the screen to be engulfed in white.

In the box seat above the auditorium, sat Shyguy27 and ChaosNinji. "That wasn't much of a show!", Shyguy27 stated.

"I'm glad it wasn't!", ChaosNinji quipped.

"And why's that?", the other asked.

"Because if it was that trainwreck would've kept on going even longer!", came the answer.

"AWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!", they shared a hearty laugh as tomatoes began pelting the screen.

"Alright, alright", the announcer conceded. "Here's a cat eating waffles", he finished as video of a cat eating waffles appeared on screen, placating the audience.

The announcer audibly cleared his throat. "And now for our featured presentation". The audience clapped, finally free of pretentious hipster styles of whatever it was that they just saw.

Then suddenly, the wall behind the stage had a hole punched in it by a backhoe, with Waluigi stepping out of the driver's seat.

"Expecting an awards presentation?" he said, in his horrible raspy voice, causing several small children to be traumatized, "TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME! Now let's see what we've got here..."

"In last place, Wario's Woods, which no one voted for because Wario is a loser!"

"And then, with one write in vote, Mario Power Tennis! I LOVE TENNIS!". By now most of the audience was cowering in fear.

"In fifth place is SUPER WAAALUIGI, with 4 votes! In forth place is SUPER WAAALUIGI with 14 votes! in 3rd place Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix, with 21 votes...", Waaaluigi was cit off by an audience member.

"How come you didn't replace that one with 'Super Waluigi', huh, huh?"

"Because it stars WAAALUIGI anyway!" Waaaluigi yelled while throwing a dance pad at the offending audience member. However, at that same time, a cheesy foods truck smashed through the same wall Waaa(oldjoke)luigi had, sending mozzarella sticks everywhere and knocking Waluigi off stage.

"I'm terribly, terribly sorry for this staged interruption of the presentation I wrote into the script to make it actually worth reading", Snackserv yelled from his cheesy foods truck. "Well, no harm done", he finished, to boos from an audience currently picking melted cheese out of their hair.

"And in second place, Super Princess Peach, not starring Waluigi, with 29 votes... And the winner is... Super Waluigi with 133 votes, a massive victory!"

"YEEAAHH YEEAAH YEEAAH!" Waluigi cheered while the rest of the crowd booed.

"Wait, did I say Super Waluigi? The real winner is LUIGI'S MANSION!", Snack yelled to cheers from the crowd as they began to grab at the cartons of cheese flavored ice cream.

"I won't stand for this!" Waluigi sobbed, "Can't I do more than just appear in sports spinoffs?" he finished as the curtains drew closed and the cleaning crews once again admonished Snackserv for destroying the auditorium.

"Did anyone even like Luigi's Mansion?", asked Shyguy 27.

"I don't know. But I know more people like it than liked this sorry excuse for a presentation!", came the reply from ChaosNinji.

"AWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!"

A25. Favorite Spin-Off [211 votes]
Luigi's Mansion - 133 (63%)

Super Princess Peach - 29 (14%)
Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix - 21 (10%)

Wario Land - 14 (6.6%)
Mario is Missing! - 4
O. Mario Kart Wii - 4
O. Mario Party 8 - 2
O. Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Minis March Again!  - 1
O. Mario Power Tennis - 1
O. Mario Super Sluggers - 1
Wario's Woods - 0



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