Author Topic: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY  (Read 33558 times)

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2010, 06:10:50 PM »
I knew it.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2010, 06:11:45 PM »
Goombario?  2nd?  nowai

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2010, 06:12:27 PM »
Baby Luigi is cool in MKWii, not a crybaby anymore.
He's still the best, in my opinion.

Partially by the fact that the rest suck (I kinda like Baby Mario, though).

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2010, 06:12:50 PM »
I disliked Pixls replacing partners. It kind of added no personality to enemies and every Pixl only had a short role, apart from Tippi.


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2010, 06:12:59 PM »
Goombario as second worst Paper Mario partner? Someone wrote in BOMBETTE?

I give up. Have fun guys!

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2010, 06:14:06 PM »
WHO THE **** DARED VOTE FOR KOOPER?? I'LL RIP YOUR **** WHEN YOU SLEEP YOU *******



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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2010, 06:15:06 PM »
Justin Bieber did it.  You can't rip it off because he doesn't have one.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2010, 06:15:25 PM »
Don't worry.
Whoever they are, they probably are dying a sudden, painful death.


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2010, 06:15:47 PM »
Nah, slow and painful.  Always slow.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2010, 06:16:15 PM »
Sudden means it starts fast, not ends fast.
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2010, 06:16:39 PM »
Oh, OK.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2010, 06:16:59 PM »
F9



*Evil laughter.*



Mario: "Nice of the Princess to invite us to the Second Annual Fail Awards ceremony, eh Luigi?"



Luigi: "I hope she presents F9!"

Mario: "Luigi! Look!"

*Takes letter off of a door.*

Mario: "It's from Bowser!



*Starts reading letter.*

Mario: 'Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven FAILTASTIC! hotels along with the results to F9. Worst Other Medium!! I dare you to find them if you can!'



Mario: "We gotta find the Princess!"



Luigi: "And you gotta help us!"



Mario: "If you want to skip a horrible presentation, just skim down a lot and look at the enclosed results."



*Mario and Luigi approach a tree.*



Mario: "Looks kinda screwed up."



Luigi: "Looks are cheap, when @sshats are involved."

*Mario and Luigi climb up and enter the tree.*



*Koopaling falls out of the trees.*



*Mario and Luigi chase the Koopa, and Mario looks at the top of the tree.*

Mario: "Hey look, it's the Princess!"

*Peach falls into the Koopaling's arms, and Mario and Luigi chase the Koopaling into a factory with crazy lights flickering.*



Luigi: "Well, how are we going to present the award, with the power going out!?"



Mario: "Maybe there's a switch, you noob. Don't get in my way, but remind me to check."



*Mario and Luigi own the Koopaling.*



Mario: "Hey, where'd the Princess go?"

Luigi: "Who cares? Let's go search this cave for the award results!"



Mario: "Looks kinda dark."

Luigi: "Did you bring a light?"

Mario: "..."

Luigi: "Did you bring a light?"



Luigi: "Ugh... I didn't want to have to do this, but..."

*Luigi cross-dresses.*

Luigi: "Maybe a Koopa will lend us his! If we... persuade him."



Mario and Luigi beat a few more Koopalings. We'd list what happened, but we realize these Hotel Mario references are killing you.



Mario: "Where's the Princess!?"

Luigi: "...Over there!"



Luigi: "At Wendy's Hotel!"



Mario: "Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's @ss, she gets mad!"



Mario: "That wasn't so bad!"

*Evil laugh.*

Luigi: "That's that creepy 'Bowser-laugh'!"

Mario: "Remember: where there's smoke..."

Luigi: "There's fie-yah!"





And so, our heroes managed to save the Fail Awards! Peach died, though; but the heroes were still happy! The Mushroom Kingdom was restored, and nobody ever heard Peach's shrill voice again. :)



Mario: "Alright, Luigi! I'm going to read the results!"



Mario: "In fifth place, we have... Adventures of SMB3, at 5 votes!"

Luigi: "...That was my favorite part of acting in the television series. :("



Mario: "In fourth place, we have... Super Mario World (TV), at 7 votes!"

Luigi: "The worst thing I ever did? Super Mario World. It was a f-ckin' nightmare. The whole experience was a nightmare. It had a DIC directing, whose arrogance had been mistaken for talent. After so many weeks they shut down their show! F-ckin' nightmare. F-ckin' idiots."



Mario: "In third, we have... Club Nintendo Comics, with 18 votes!"



Mario: "In second place, we have... Super Mario Bros.: Super Show, with 35 votes!"

Luigi: "It wasn't that bad... :("



Mario: "And I'm sure we all know that, with 135 votes, coming in first place, we have... Hotel Mario!

Luigi: "Oh God, that was a nightmare. You kno-"

Mario: "Ahahaha, just kidding. In first place, we have Super Mario Bros.: The Movie!"





F9. Worst Other Medium [200 votes]
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Mario: "Hope you enjoyed our horrible presentation!"

*Wendy O. Koopa starts chasing Luigi around.*

Wendy O. Koopa: "...Luigi!!! Mario warned you that I'd get MAD!"

Mario: "Luigi!"

Luigi: "What? I couldn't resist!"



Fassad is up next with F7 in five minutes!

SMB artwork by Edofenrir.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2010, 06:17:41 PM »
Well, let's just say that for voting for Kooper they have sinned against Tucayo.


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2010, 06:17:59 PM »
Yeah SMB, your other scripts are better.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2010, 06:18:20 PM »
I knew it!

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2010, 06:19:03 PM »
No shock there.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2010, 06:19:27 PM »
TRIFECTA!

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2010, 06:20:24 PM »
THE FOLLOWING IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING TO SMALL CHILDREN.

Anyways, the one and only Gamefreak75/Fassad here with the F.7 Award: Least Favorite Enemy.

I will skip automatically to the top three finalists since I am so dang lazy and you would probably not want to read a *bleep*load of text anyways.

Our three finalists this year are the Cursya, Big Bertha, and the Lakitu. All three are notorious for being annoying and/or being completely stupid.

We have the Cursya, who curses you. It only appears in one game, Super Paper Mario (which is a great game, I’m looking at you Ralph and Uniju), and it is already hated by many.



Next we have the Big Bertha who first appears in Super Mario Bros. It is hungry for your flesh and wants to eat you om nom nom nom.



Then we have the Lakitu, an enemy who appeared in the first Mario game. Of course, it is notorious for having (somehow) unlimited supplies of Spiny shells at its disposal. I bet no one would want to be cornered by one of these *bleep*s.



And after tallying the votes, I have decided to choose a winner:



LAKITU IS THE WORST ENEMY OF 2010. Hooray for him, he lost. Maybe he could use the money too buy a better pair of glasses…</unfunnyjoke>

Of course, we all know that the real loser here is Mario.




Lakitu – 43 (21%)
Cursya – 28 (13.5%)
Big Bertha – 27 (13%)

Bandit - 20 (9.6%)
Elite Wizzerd - 18 (8.7%)
Blooper - 15 (7.2%)
Chuckya - 11 (5.3%)
Piranha Plant - 6 (2.9%)
Fwoosh - 4 (2%)
O. Goomba - 4 (2%)
O. Dry Bones - 2
O. Magikoopa - 2
O. Squiglet - 2
O. Chain Chomp - 1
O. Mechawful - 1
O. Mini-Goomba - 1
O. Robo Bird - 1
O. Snifit - 1
O. Spinia - 1
O. Thwomp - 1



I'm up again with F2 in five minutes.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2010, 06:24:40 PM by Oaktown Mojo »

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2010, 06:21:45 PM »
I blame my RPG for the result of this award.
Rest in peace, Walkazo.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2010, 06:21:54 PM »
I HATE CHUCKYAS!

Those purple Bob-omb ripoffs...