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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2010, 06:00:14 PM »
Following the Userpedia Awards, some of the audience members went to the concourse to buy some food or use the bathroom.  They were returning to their seats while the stage was being set up for the next segment of the show: the Fail Awards.  Crew members wearing t-shirts and jeans were checking the lights, sound, and making sure everything was ready for the presenters who were going to help showcase the worst in the Mario Awards.   As the last of the audience was returning to their seats, the lights were dimmed once more, and a small cheer rose from the crowd.  The spotlight was once again focused on the stage, and out walked a young man wearing a black jersey with the word "Athletics" in script on the front, as well as the number 53, and the name "Cahill" on the back, along with another 53.  He was also wearing khaki shorts, socks and tennis shoes.  (Ralphfan was never particularly concerned with fashion).  He approached the mic, and a few audience members applauded lightly.  He eventually stopped at the mic, adjusted it so it was tall enough for him, and he began to speak.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!  Welcome to the second annual Fail Awards!  If you remember last year's awards, you'll remember my crappy scripts.  That's the one part of the show I don't want you guys to remember...but the rest of the show was great...aside from when Wayo took like 10 minutes to watch the Red Sox.  Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed this year's show so far.  Here is the first Fail Award, Worst Character.

We had a lot of entertainment planned, but at the moment, our entertainers are stuck in traffic, so I guess we can get to the award.

Thank you, thank you.  Anyway, I daresay I've wasted your time enough.  Time to announce the results.

In third place, with 29 votes, for 14 percent...Mimi!

In second place, with 32 votes, for 15 percent...Daisy!

And in first place, with 34 votes, for 16 percent...

Dramatic pause...

Birdo!

The crowd cheers as Birdo shakes Yoshi's hand, then walks down the aisle and climbs the steps to the stage.  She then shakes Ralph's hand and does some sort of half-man, half-woman bow-curtsy.  After being given her trophy, she leaves the stage.

F1. Worst Character [210 votes]
Birdo 34 (16%)

Daisy 32 (15%)
Mimi 29 (14%)

Wario - 24 (11.4%)
Starlow - 23 (11%)
Waluigi - 23 (11%)
Petey Piranha - 20 (9.5%)
Mario - 9 (4.3%)
Bowser Jr. - 8 (3.8%)
Peach - 7 (3.3%)
Yoshi - 3 (1.4%)
O. Flurrie - 2
O. Toad - 2
Luigi - 1
O. Baby Daisy - 1
O. Baby Peach - 1
O. Bowser - 1
O. Cackletta - 1
O. Cheep Cheep - 1
O. Goombella - 1
O. Hammer Bro. - 1
O. Mr. Game & Watch - 1
O. Lubba - 1
O. Stuffwell - 1
O. Toadsworth - 1

All right, I'll be back with a few more awards later tonight.



I'm up again with F8 in five minutes!

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2010, 06:01:18 PM »
Who the hell votes for Waluigi?!?!

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2010, 06:01:54 PM »
I'm going to track down the guy who voted for Stuffwell. Stuffwell is my favorite Mario character ever.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2010, 06:02:48 PM »
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2010, 06:02:58 PM »
Waluigi - 23 (11%)
O. Mr. Game & Watch - 1
O. Stuffwell - 1
;_;
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2010, 06:03:29 PM »
Wario is fourth? o

I guess these really are fail awards then.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2010, 06:04:43 PM »
23 votes for Waluigi? WHAT

It's nice to see Mimi be so hated, tho.
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2010, 06:05:07 PM »
Waluigi - 23 (11%)
O. Mr. Game & Watch - 1
O. Stuffwell - 1
;_;
Agreed.

Wario is fourth? o

I guess these really are fail awards then.
No, Wario is better than Mario!

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2010, 06:05:32 PM »
Rather than leaving the stage, as the other presenters have done, Ralphfan stays on the stage.  Some of the audience members have puzzled looks on their faces, while others know what's going on.

Yep, I'm still here, ladies and gentlemen.  I'm also doing Worst Baby.

Some audience members cheer, most groan.

So, I see we have a few of our most celebrated users in the audience tonight.  First off, I'd like to acknowledge a close friend of mine and a fellow AC member, SMB!

An elf-like man rises from his seat in the second row and waves to the crowd.

And a fine "a" to you, SMB!  We also have Tucayo here!

A koopa with a navy-blue shell, sitting in the third row, stands up and smiles.

Though he couldn't attend a lot of AC meetings, he still helped us make a lot of decisions on the forum.  I'd also like to welcome MG1!

A finely-dressed robot acknowledges the crowd.

He had been out in the middle of Canada, and he still made it here today.  Finally, I'd like to welcome my co-director for this year.  He's put in a ton of work both presenting and directing.  You all know who he is, the Wiki's most eligible bachelor, please welcome Stooben!

The crowd applauds and Stooben, dressed in a tuxedo, stands and waves.

We also have a few characters from the Mario series here tonight.  First of all, I'd like to welcome Princess Peach!  I'm sure a lot of the men here know who she is.  In fact, she's probably available after the show tonight.  You know, if Peach was a road sign, she would read "open trench"!  We also have Mario here!  You'd think by now he'd find a way to stop Bowser from kidnapping Peach, but no.  I guess he just doesn't try.  His saving Peach is his only chance at getting with her, obviously.  You think he'd pop the question after saving her or something.  We also have Bowser, Luigi, and some other people who I don't have any jokes about.

Now, for the results!

In third place, with 33 votes, for 16 percent...the one I voted for...Baby Peach!

In second place, with 44 votes, for 21.5%, an equally *bleep*ty baby, Baby Daisy!

And in first place, with 66 votes, for 32 percent, the defending champ, Baby Wario!

F8. Worst Baby [205 votes]
Baby Wario - 66 (32%)
Baby Daisy - 44 (21.5%)
Baby Peach - 33 (16%)

Baby Bowser 25 (12.2%)
Baby DK - 19 (9.3%)
Baby Yoshi - 12 (5.9%)
Baby Mario - 6 (2.9%)
Baby Luigi - 2



I'm up yet again with F4 in five minutes!

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2010, 06:06:13 PM »
Wow.  2 repeat performances.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2010, 06:06:25 PM »
So many Baby Wario haters. >:(

Baby Daisy is 1000000X worse.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2010, 06:07:28 PM »
Wario is fourth? o

I guess these really are fail awards then.
No, Wario is better than Mario!

Yes, exactly. The awards fail to recognize this, though.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2010, 06:08:11 PM »
Baby Peach is not as bad as the other ones...


@Other award: Starlow sucks


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2010, 06:08:29 PM »
Of course Baby Luigi is the best.


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2010, 06:08:40 PM »
Wow.  2 repeat performances.

Actually 3.  Fassad also has 3 (I used this to randomize.)

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2010, 06:09:07 PM »
To be honest, Baby Bowser is about the only baby I can somewhat tolerate.
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2010, 06:09:45 PM »
Baby Luigi is cool in MKWii, not a crybaby anymore.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2010, 06:10:16 PM »
I haven't really played that much of MKWii, so I wouldn't really know. :P
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2010, 06:10:26 PM »
Our entertainers are now out of the traffic jam, but it looks like their bus ran out of gas.  So I guess I'll do something to pass the time...

Tucayo jumps out of his seat.

Tucayo: Oh!  Oh!  I know how to pass the time!  Roll the clip!

Lets sing! Singing makes time go fast...


OLD STOOBY HAD A TOWN
EEA EEA OOOH

AND ON HIS TOWN HE HAD A WOLF!
EEA EEA OOH
WOOF WOOF HERE
WOOF WOOF THERE
THEN THE ALIENS CAME AND KILLED EVERYONE
AND THIS SONG DOESN'T RHYME ANYMORE




EEA EEEA OOOOOOOHHHH

That certainly wasn't great.  But it's better than Justin Bieber.  No offense Justin, I know we don't know you as a person, just stop singing.  Please, I beg of you.

Here are the results, IN CAPS LOCK!

IN THIRD PLACE, WITH 30 VOTES, FOR 16.4%...FLEEP!

IN SECOND PLACE, WITH 33 VOTES, FOR 18%...GOOMBARIO!

AND IN FIRST PLACE, WITH 42 VOTES, FOR...23 PERCENT!

PICCOLO!

Congratulations!

F4. Worst PM Partner [183 votes]
Piccolo 42 (23%)

Goombario 33 (18%)
Fleep - 30 (16.4%)

Flurrie - 30 (16.4%)
Ms. Mowz - 26 (14.2%)
Sushie - 18 (9.8%)
Parakarry - 6 (3.3%)
Dashell - 4 (2.2%)
O. Bombette - 1
O. Goombella - 1
O. Kooper - 1
O. Lady Bow - 1



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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS II CEREMONY
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2010, 06:10:39 PM »
Baby Luigi is cool in MKWii, not a crybaby anymore.
He's still the best, in my opinion.