I watched Jeopardy!. Alex managed to get away with saying "It's one hell of play" on a family show. He's such a badass.Jeopardy! is rated TV-G, that's like a low-PG movie.
Whatever, he's still badass.
Keeping Up Appearences (however you spell that). An epic british comedy with a mix of high-class and low-class humor. It's about the life of a middle aged woman who isn't the brightest bulb on the tree and has a slight "I'm better than you" additude. She also has pet-peeves with people who don't have good manners and improper grammer. She also has "brittish redneck" realitives who make slightly low-key sex referances (you can only get tthem if you think hard) and they also look after her father.
Highlights of todays the episode:
The plot - Her father gets drunk and chases after a milklady while naked. (offscreen) It's intended that he broke his ding-dong falling on a milkbottle.
Phone call - The lady's son (who is in college) calls up and asks for money so he can join a club that robs banks.
There's a couple other epic things that I can't remember or I can't mention due to the show's hard to get, but very adult, sex references that pop up every 20 or so episodes.