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I'll survive and win because...
« on: May 19, 2019, 01:31:37 AM »
The above user is a bad guy, you are a good guy, the bad guy has a plan that ends in death and defeat, counter with a way you survive and beat them, no matter how silly, this topic was brought to you by JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

I'll start things off, of course.

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2019, 03:18:42 PM »
Mmmmmhhhh, you got a nice hot tub!

I will eat your house (I'm very uncreative)

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2019, 05:58:57 PM »
jokes on you, i'm the witch from hansel and gretel and i boil you alive
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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2019, 09:11:29 AM »
I think we all know how Hansel and Gretel ends.

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2019, 11:52:21 AM »
Thank God he's made of paper so that didn't hurt at all.

I trap you in a room with a falling spiked ceiling.

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2019, 12:02:58 PM »
Good design, Toadgamer. Really good design.

*Goes to the side of the spikes and gets on them and ride them to the top. This is from Super Paper Mario btw.*

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2019, 02:13:01 PM »
*finds a stick on the ground.

Hey boy! You want the stick? FETCH!

*Chain chomp runs after the stick.

I infiltrate a bomb inside of you that'll explode in seconds.

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2019, 03:26:34 PM »
I survive because I am the Green Thunder. . .

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2019, 03:51:31 PM »
Nice try, I'm wearing body armour.

I put you in front of a tornado.
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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2019, 04:18:15 PM »
I control the wind and weather

I throw you into the sun
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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2019, 04:48:56 PM »
A message on the screen says "SHINE!"  I dance and celebrate.

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2019, 04:50:10 PM »
i'm made of jelly so i won't feel anything (changed up from the previous response of "I'm fireproof" because ninja'd)

i leave you in a box with a nuke that is about to blow up in three, two, one...

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2019, 10:10:54 AM »
I got help

I hug the next user to the death.

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2019, 04:17:12 PM »
Except that I happen to own a vortex manipulator and warp away in the nick of time, leaving in mt place a bomb to destroy you.

As I said, I have a bomb to destroy you with.

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2019, 12:48:36 PM »
It fizzed out.

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2019, 02:48:49 PM »
i overpower it because he squished my walkman

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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2019, 02:52:31 PM »
-“You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.”

-“He means get lost, squidward!”


A conveniently placed rock falls on you
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Re: I'll survive and win because...
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2019, 02:54:04 PM »
luckily the rock is two inches big, so at worst it gives me a minor concussion


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