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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2019, 10:06:46 PM »
Considering how during the events of those games Bowser's army is invading. Odds are most of the non dinosaur things you see are just his minions.
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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2019, 11:41:24 PM »
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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2019, 11:39:55 PM »
Nope, the size discrepancy is still very bad and wrong.


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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2019, 06:58:28 AM »
I like Mario being a midget.
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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2019, 02:33:02 PM »
He looks perfectly normal. It is well known that Mario is Homo Nintendonus and not Homo Sapiens.

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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2019, 02:38:45 PM »
I like Mario being a midget.
That would make Bowser the size of an average American and that's lame as hell no matter how you spin it

He looks perfectly normal. It is well known that Mario is Homo Nintendonus and not Homo Sapiens.
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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2019, 03:11:45 PM »
Evidence?

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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2019, 03:13:55 PM »
Evidence?

The 1993 Nintendo Character Guide classifies Mario under the species "homo nintendonus".[40]

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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2019, 03:37:06 PM »
That would make Bowser the size of an average American and that's lame as hell no matter how you spin it

Bowser's size is completely inconsistent.

Remember for the first several years/games he was barely bigger than Mario.
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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2019, 03:57:49 PM »
Evidence?

The 1993 Nintendo Character Guide classifies Mario under the species "homo nintendonus".[40]

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It can't even properly capitalize "Homo" so I have even less reason to follow that canon.
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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2019, 02:03:14 PM »
Mario Kart doesn't let me pick my opponents and this bothers me massively.

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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2019, 07:18:05 PM »
Mario's height still hasn't been officially changed to 64 inches. Because it works so well and is a decent height for him and any human, really. Screw the metric system. (Disclaimer: I like the metric system, but it won't work for the joke.)
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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2019, 09:12:58 AM »
Mario's height still hasn't been officially changed to 64 inches. Because it works so well and is a decent height for him and any human, really. Screw the metric system. (Disclaimer: I like the metric system, but it won't work for the joke.)

Since I can't do maths, i'll need to ask for Mario's height in Feet.
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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2019, 09:36:54 AM »
Mario's height still hasn't been officially changed to 64 inches. Because it works so well and is a decent height for him and any human, really. Screw the metric system. (Disclaimer: I like the metric system, but it won't work for the joke.)

Since I can't do maths, i'll need to ask for Mario's height in Feet.

He's about 5'3".

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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2019, 02:55:33 PM »
64 inches is about 5'4''. I know this because I'm 5'6'' and so have done that calculation of 66 (formerly 65) inches a lot. It also helps that I always remember right off the bat that 5 times 12 is 60. I like arithmetic, don't judge me.
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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #35 on: March 14, 2019, 02:26:44 AM »
Nintendo should just bite it and make 8 bit versions of all mismatched Mario outfits for the 8 bit segments because it's irritating that I see Mario in overalls when he's clearly wearing a dress with an astronaut helmet.

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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2019, 01:44:18 PM »
Or wearing swim trunks and literally any hat other than the standard.
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Re: Your pet peeves in the Mario series
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2019, 05:45:44 PM »
I really don't like not being able to turn off the music in the Mario games. At least Odyssey post-game lets you switch to a more ambient track. But that music in Super Mario Maker also is prone to getting irritating, and there's no way turning it off but leaving on the neat sound effects.