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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1000 on: May 15, 2019, 03:50:13 PM »
Sheriff Sheldon: Almost there! Who needs a vehicle to chase him? I will chase him like I did back in the day, on foot.

*Sheriff Sheldon tries to tackle Wario but missed*

Sheriff Sheldon: No, that can't be.

*Wario farts on Sheriff Sheldon*

Sheriff Sheldon: Stop you dirtbag!
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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1001 on: May 15, 2019, 03:52:40 PM »
*Officer Baby Luigi jumps onto Sheriff Sheldon, using him as a launchpad, as well as the Buckethead Cops as platforms*

*Officer Baby Luigi latches onto Wario*

Officer Baby Luigi: Gotcha Wario!

*Wario starts acting like an angry bull*

Officer Baby Luigi: Aaaaah! Watch out guys! I can't stop him!

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1002 on: May 15, 2019, 03:55:36 PM »
Sheriff Sheldon: OWW! My old back. I can't be jumped on since it hurts.

*Sheriff Sheldon slowly gets to Wario*
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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1003 on: May 15, 2019, 03:57:59 PM »
I'm sorry Sheriff!! Extreme cases call for extreme measures! No, I'm not going to whack him with my baton. He might get even angrier!

*Wario flings Officer Baby Luigi off, and Officer Baby Luigi crashes into a wall, where he then lies unconscious*

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1004 on: May 15, 2019, 03:59:28 PM »
Sheriff Sheldon: This is no time for sleeping!

*Sheriff Sheldon shakes Officer Baby Luigi to wake him up*

*Wario escapes again*
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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1005 on: May 15, 2019, 04:02:12 PM »
Mario jumps to Wario and grabs his arm.

Mario: You're not going anywhere!

Wario: Oooo! You want to get married too? Sure!

Wario grasps Mario

Mario: *Super Mario Galaxy falling in black hole yell* I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1006 on: May 15, 2019, 04:03:40 PM »
*Sheriff Sheldon beats Wario with his baton*

Sheriff Sheldon: Now no more escaping!
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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1007 on: May 15, 2019, 04:05:22 PM »
*Officer Baby Luigi weakly gets up, a bit delirious and dazed*

Whuurrrrgh? Who was shaking me? Mommy, I'm getting up and getting ready to go to school okay?

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1008 on: May 15, 2019, 04:06:53 PM »
Sheriff Sheldon: Wario didn't go too far. I beat him with my baton. I was the one shaking you.
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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1009 on: May 15, 2019, 04:08:25 PM »
*Wario runs past Scarecrow, and Scarecrow gives chase*

: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

*Scarecrow catches up to Wario, jumps on him, and tackles him to the ground*

: You will NOT ruin the wedding!

*Scarecrow cuffs Wario*



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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1010 on: May 15, 2019, 04:09:24 PM »
Oh, so you're my dad then? I promise I'll be a good boy and get that A on that math test today. Why am I outside...?

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1011 on: May 15, 2019, 04:09:46 PM »
Mario triggers his fire powers and Wario yells and lets go of Mario.

Mario: TRY ON THIS FOR SIZE!

Mario jumps and stomps on Wario.

Wario: *Mario Party 5 yell when being hit in Super Duel Mode*

Wario: Mario! I thought you were on my side? Why is everyone betraying meh?

Mario (looks at Sheldon): Watch your baton, Wario had me for a moment.

Wario: Scarecrow, are you going to marry ME next? (Wario breaks the cuffing to try to hug Scarecrow)

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1012 on: May 15, 2019, 04:11:14 PM »
Felicia: Are you okay, we'll take you to the hospital.

*Felicia takes Officer Baby Luigi to the hospital*

Sheriff Sheldon: Thanks for getting Wario, Scarecrow.
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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1013 on: May 15, 2019, 04:11:55 PM »
*Scarecrow punches Wario, in an attempt to knock him out*

: I'm done being the victim here.

*Scarecrow cuffs Wario again*



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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1014 on: May 15, 2019, 04:13:35 PM »
*Sheriff Sheldon beats Wario with his baton again, knocking him unconscious*

Sheriff Sheldon: He isn't goin' anywhere.
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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1015 on: May 15, 2019, 04:14:41 PM »
Wario's fat absorbs the punch, and the punch gets bounced away. Wario. though unconscious, somehow still laughs and fetid garlic stench wavers in the air.

Toad: Look out! Wario's starting to roll like a ball!

Wario (unconscious): That's right! I'm going straight to that hospital! And I'm going to marry everyone inside there!

*Wario curls up and rolls after Felicia*

*epic Wario music starts playing*

Toad: AGAIN WITH THAT MUSIC! GOSH!

Mario looks at Sheldon: How in the heck is Wario able to do that?

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1016 on: May 15, 2019, 04:16:43 PM »
*Scarecrow flings his toungue out, wraps it around Wario, and retracts, immediately swallowing Wario whole, and shooting an egg out with Wario inside it*

: Uggghhhh....tastes like sweaty garlic...

*Scarecrow shudders*

: He won't get out of that any time soon. Get him to jail, quickly.



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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1017 on: May 15, 2019, 04:17:03 PM »
*Felicia warps to Bowserpedia Industries*

Flora: Felicia, you should of been here an hour from now.

Felicia: I had to escape Wario.

Flora: Oh that bad guy.
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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1018 on: May 15, 2019, 04:18:24 PM »
: Glad I could help, officers. I need to go and do something.

*Scarecrow walks away as the Wario egg is loaded into a high security police truck and drives away*


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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1019 on: May 15, 2019, 04:19:49 PM »
*Felicia warps to the cops*

Felicia: Can I join y'all?

Sheriff Sheldon: You know what? You're hired.

Flora: And there she goes.
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