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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #60 on: March 16, 2019, 07:48:11 PM »
: "H-HELP!! That Dedede fellow! He's threatening our lives!"

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #61 on: March 16, 2019, 07:57:01 PM »
: appears out of nowhere, inhales Dedede’s hammer, becomes Hammer Kirby, attacks Dedede, and successfully removes him from the building.

:toadette:: Hurry, Luigi! Shadow’s almost made his way to the door, and Pickax and Koopa Troopa are still waiting!

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #62 on: March 16, 2019, 08:23:49 PM »
Leave it to me to wash these cars!

*washes all three cars in no time flat*

There you go!  I might want to send in a formal application sometime, but for now I've got a king to serve.  See ya later!

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #63 on: March 16, 2019, 08:31:18 PM »
: Hmm, perfect! I was just about to leave without paying! Here you go! Gotta get going, I have Black Arms on my tail!

*drives away on motorcycle*

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #64 on: March 16, 2019, 09:25:08 PM »
: "Woah! That Waddle Dee cleaned my car in no time at all! And he works for that Dedede guy?! Maybe he's not so bad after all! What do you say, Koopa-Troopa?"

: "Yeah, not too shabby, not too shabby. Is that a metal bowl over there?"

: "Woah KT! Don't go stealing anything you can't replace!"

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2019, 02:40:13 AM »
Wait, this Orange puffball just cleaned your car faster than Sonic chasing a chilli dog truck. He's pretty fast. But he doesn't work here. He works for that penguin guy. Now where is Luigi? I haven't seen him in a while!

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2019, 07:36:53 AM »
*Neptune walks in with Scarecrow and Blue Koop again*

: "Don't bother trying to attack me again, Toadette, we're just here to talk to Toadgamer."

*Neptune turns to Toadgamer*

: "Alright buddy, I'm really not asking for much here, I just really want to help your enterprise. So if we could just-"

: "Neptune?"

*Neptune flicks his head around and sees Pikax and KT sitting in the waiting area*

: "Pikax? What are you doing here?!"

*Pikax sits dumbfounded for a second, looks around before looking back at Neptune*

: "It's the car wash. I'm getting my car washed."

*Neptune storms over to Pikax*

: "No! This is the mark! We were discussing this in our business meeting! Remember?"

: "Oh come on. This is a nice wholesome establishment. We don't have to buy out every company on the main street, right?"

*Neptune buffs around for a second, before returning his gaze to Pikax*

: "WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAD THE BOARD MEETING IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!"

: "Look, come on, these are nice people, they run a great business, if you really want to get involved, why not consider a donation, or have them take you on as a consultant!"

*Neptune is standing in complete disbelief; flabbergasted*

: "THAT'S NOT EVEN THE POINT OF THI-"

: "If you want to make a change you have to start somewhere. Your innocence isn't going to be proved by bullying a small car wash company."

*Neptune stands there in deep thought, before finally speaking up*

: "OH FINE"

*Neptune saddles over to the main desk. He writes out a check*

: "Here is a check for $400,000. Consider it a down paymen-"

*Pikax clears his throat disagreeingly*

: "...a generous donation. If you would like to bring me on as a consultant, I...do...that sort of...thing."

*Neptune looks back at Pikax. Pikax simply gives him a friendly smile.*

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2019, 08:15:11 AM »
:toadette::TG, the money they just gave us could be fraudulent, considering Neptune is the crime lord of the Underworld after all!

*work finishes on gas station*

:toadette::Yay! Now, our real story begins!

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« Last Edit: April 12, 2019, 08:41:16 PM by Toadette »

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2019, 11:13:12 AM »
*Neptune stares in disbelief at Toadette before pointing square out the window at the Bowserpedia Industries tower complex about 200 feet out the door. Scarecrow steps forward.*

: "I'd also like to point out that such claims of him being a Crimelord of the Underworld have not been proven. We are working with top lawyers to debunk these claims with as much evidence we can provide. It's why he was let out of police custody so soon after he was arrested."

: "Lack of evidence, sir."

: "Precisely. That money is no more fraudulent than this very establishment."

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #69 on: March 17, 2019, 12:08:10 PM »
:toadette::This business isn’t fraudulent, Edward and Blue Koop!

*Shows them papers showing that it was built by TG, who built it using the money he earned from a part-time job he once had*

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« Last Edit: April 12, 2019, 08:40:37 PM by Toadette »

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #70 on: March 17, 2019, 01:05:48 PM »
: "That's...that's what I'm saying...?"

: "I really wouldn't bother with this one fellas, she's crazier than a box of kittens."

: "That's fair, I'm not up to dealing with crazy today. I'm gonna head outside, make sure we don't get ambushed by criminals."

*Scarecrow stands outside and lights up a cigarette*

: "If you don't mind, Toadette, I'm gonna do proper business with Toadgamer. It's his establishment, so he'll be the best person to talk to about this. Why don't you talk to Blue Koop about the weather or something?"

*Neptune heads into Toadgamer's office with the check in hand. Blue Koop stands outside in a bit of a shock*

: "Wait Neptune! Don't leave me out here with-aaaand he's gone. Perfect."

*Blue Koop looks at Toadette*

: "...Soooooo....How are you enjoying the weather? Unseasonably sunny, right?"



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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #71 on: March 17, 2019, 01:25:25 PM »
*at the same time that Edward and Blue Koop head outside, 2 unicorns arrive. The first unicorn, Brights Brightly, is yellow with orange and pink hair, and blue eyes, her cutie mark is a rising sun over stylized water and three pink hearts fly over the sun. The second unicorn, Whistle Wishes, is blue with yellow, pink, and green hair, and green eyes, her cutie mark is rainbow stars and a cloud.*

Brights Brightly: our Crystal Carriage needs to be washed for the Rainbow Celebration in Unicornia, can you help us?

Whistle Wishes: we actually thought about washing it ourselves, however, we’re afraid that we might get into a Bubble Fight if we do it on our own!

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #72 on: March 18, 2019, 09:04:53 AM »
*Walks into the car wash and clocks in*

"Hey, What'd I miss?"

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #73 on: March 18, 2019, 10:32:07 AM »
Oh, Luigi! Where were you? There's some Grey Koopa criminal trying to deal with me!

*Turns towards the Unicorns*

Oh hey! Luigi is your guy! Luigi, show them your talent!

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #74 on: March 18, 2019, 02:47:11 PM »
"Alrighty, Boss!"

*Cleans a car in 30 seconds*

"There we go!"

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #75 on: March 18, 2019, 03:13:08 PM »
: "Why does everyone think I'm a criminal? I was framed! I was-oh who cares, why don't we just start talking about investment?"

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #76 on: March 18, 2019, 03:14:36 PM »
"Oh, crap, known Tax Evader Poisioden's here again."

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #77 on: March 18, 2019, 03:51:30 PM »
*in the distance, another unicorn’s voice can be heard. This unicorn, Cheerilee, is purple with pink hair and green eyes, and has 3 pink flowers as her cutie mark.*

Whistle Wishes, Brights Brightly! I need you in the castle.

Brights Brightly: I wish we could stay longer, but we have to return to Unicornia to prepare for the Rainbow Celebration.

Whistle Wishes: I’m so excited! See ya!

*both unicorns enter their Crystal Carriage and fly away*

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #78 on: March 18, 2019, 03:52:49 PM »
*Scarecrow produces a series of papers from a briefcase for Luigi*

: "Tax reports, invoices, various receipts, birth certificate IF YOU NEED IT, audit reports, tax returns, and a notification of adoption of a litter of bichon frise puppies. It's...not needed, he just likes to keep it in here. Point is, this is all proof that Mr Posioden does not evade taxes. Accusing him is lible slander, of which we will take you to court if you persist."

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Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #79 on: March 18, 2019, 03:58:18 PM »
*In comes a customer*
It is Solaire of Astora.
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