Author Topic: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]  (Read 9644 times)

Ray Trace

  • Yeah, hahaha, a little bit more hand sanitizer and we wouldn't be in this mess.
  • Mushroom Attendant
  • *******
  • Baby Luigi
  • 🇷🇺 Малыш Луиджи 🇷🇺 – сырная бл🧀🧀🧀 Тарелка!
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1140 on: May 15, 2019, 09:15:38 PM »
I actually don't care all that much about this so-called catastrophe out there. I feel there's absolutely nothing at stake here because it feels like this scenario was invented by a kid who wanted to be ridiculously unrealistically violent and edgy on a roleplay thread in an internet forum and that things will be godmodded back to what they were regardless of what happens in between now and when the narrator will eventually step in. It already happened once. Sorry I can't actually feel empathetic to those affected by this.



RIP B. "Walkazo" Dalziel. December 16, 1991 to March 27, 2016.

HEROMARIO

  • Supreme overloard Waluigi... HIJACKING BANNA TRUCKS!!!
  • Hammer Bro.
  • ***
  • !Weege wegge weege!
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1141 on: May 15, 2019, 09:18:01 PM »
Sadly life feels like this


 :waluigi: THATS ENOUGH!!! *Destorys the nuke*

 :posh: Well that settles that!!!
 :bowser: Never mind...

 :drybow: ... NUKE
 :bobomb: ... BOMB

HEROMARIO: (I see your point.)
« Last Edit: May 15, 2019, 09:24:03 PM by HEROMARIO »
:waluigi: [-]€40 分@4¡0 :waluigi:

Rest in peace, Walkazo
Coins [5000]

YoshiFlutterJump

  • The Flying Yoshi
  • Shine Sprite
  • ******
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1142 on: May 15, 2019, 11:57:22 PM »
I WILL EAT THAT NUKE!!!
*Eats it.*
Reversed due to godmodding.  You can't just EAT a nuke, and all the nukes were wiped out anyway.

(Rule Goomba, assistant narrator)
:waluigi: Reversed beacause... YOUR A YOSHI, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOSHI’S CAN EAT!!!
Reversed because this is not a valid reversal.  You are abusing your narrator privileges; continue and you will be stripped of your privileges, and you will not be allowed to create a new narrator.

Revenant Archagent

  • Back in Action
  • King Bowser
  • *****
  • ArchagentEverlasting
  • Your favorite travel guide guy
    • View Profile
    • Travel Guide with Archagent
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1143 on: May 16, 2019, 12:17:32 AM »
What exactly is going on now, dear reader?

HEROMARIO

  • Supreme overloard Waluigi... HIJACKING BANNA TRUCKS!!!
  • Hammer Bro.
  • ***
  • !Weege wegge weege!
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1144 on: May 16, 2019, 09:28:36 AM »
HEROMARIO: Really folks???

 :drybow: HACK THAT NUKE!!! AND TURN IT AROUND!!!
*Hacks the nuke and using its front jets to head toward king bombomb*
 :bobomb: OH NO!!!
:waluigi: [-]€40 分@4¡0 :waluigi:

Rest in peace, Walkazo
Coins [5000]

The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™

  • Mushroom Attendant
  • *******
  • Kingbowser99
  • BA DA DA DUM BA DA DUM BA DA DA DUM BA DA DA DUM
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1145 on: May 16, 2019, 10:38:47 AM »
*The Narrator snaps his fingers and the nuke turns to dust*

: No more nukes. Enough.


(The Narrator, Overseer of all, casual deity, reverser of time, Ping-Pong champion)

Hank Williams Jr.

  • Nobody wants wants to get drunk and get loud.
  • Dry Bowser
  • ******
  • George Jones
  • Founder of the Sharknado Clan, formed 2015
    • View Profile
    • My GameFAQs account
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1146 on: May 16, 2019, 10:51:58 AM »
Flora: I'm not done just yet!

*Flora produces Terminators en mass*

Stephen Hawking: With all of those robots, they will wipe us out.

Flora: Shut up Hawking. I know what I'm doing.
  I am addicted to Felicia, the character in the image on the left.  R.I.P. George Jones, in the image in the center and J. D. Sumner, in the image on the right.

Yoshi the SSM

  • (Space Station Manager)
  • King Bowser
  • *****
  • I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1147 on: May 16, 2019, 12:18:26 PM »
*Meanwhile on a small spaceship above the Shroob planet, Yoshi the SSM has beamed by Prince Shroob and Archagent. A big ship followed by many other ships approach the planet heading toward Earth.*

(Captain Goomba) "Yoshi. The ship can be seem on sensors. I can also confirm that they can see us. They're hailing us."

(Yoshi the SSM) "OK then. Put it on screen."

*The screen shows lots of different species.*

(A captain that looks like a Yoshi) "Greetings, hu- wait a minute. You're not a human. Are you a Yoshi?"

(Yoshi the SSM) "Yes. I am. My name is Yoshi the Space Station Manager. But, I'm called Yoshi the SSM for short."

(Other ship's captain) "Wow! Anyways. I am Captain Koshi. My species called themselves Yoshilons of the Koopalon tribe. Wait. Is that a Shroob? And are you helping him see his desolate home planet?"

(Prince Shroob) "Why yes. I am a Shroob. My name is Prince Shroob. And I'm not here to look at my planet. I live here. Say. I don't remember any Yoshilons attacking my planet several years ago."

(Captain Koshi) "Wait. That's impossible. Our weapons destroy all plant life with their radiation. Only if a planet was not all covered by the radiation will it have a chance of plant life."

(Prince Shroob) "Yeah. Our people have found a way to counter-react the radiation by using your weapons. Most of our plants have died since, so it has been a long process. Why. We still haven't been able to bring the planet back to the way it was."

(Captain Koshi) "I still can't believe it. Anyways. Yoshilons, when they attacked the Shroob civilization, were just mere slaves. But since our leader fled from us on that day, Yoshilons rose in power. And now to business. We detected a nuke set out of your world and came to investigate it. You don't look like one who would send a nuke, Yoshi. I'm not sure about your companions."

(Yoshi the SSM) "Um... My companions? I may not use that word, but then again I'm not sure which word to use. Anyways. These four are called Captain Goomba, Captain Shy Guy, Captain Boo, and Captain Koopa Troopa."

(Captains) "Hello."

(Yoshi the SSM) "They did not send the nuke either. Can we come aboard so we can discuss this properly?"

(Captain Koshi) "Um... Sure. It will help us understand your race better. Lower shields."

*The shields lower around the big ship.*

(Yoshi the SSM) "Thank you. Um... but to really understand our race, you should meet them all. We are going to teleport there. Where do you want us to teleport to?"

(Captain Koshi) "To our transport room. I'll meet you there."

*Screen goes blank.*

(Yoshi the SSM, a Red Yoshi, racer)
(Captains with Yoshi the SSM, captains of Bowser's army)
(Prince Shroob, leader of the Shroobs)
(Captain Koshi, leader of the Yoshilons, high respected captain of the Koopalon tribe)
I don't have time to give you a ride, I am managing a space station. And ask me something here:www.marioboards.com/index.php?topic=38633.msg1934343#msg1934343

Striker Luigi

  • Just look at those 9 year olds lineup at the fan base door
  • King Bowser
  • *****
  • Long John Spaghetti
  • “So, I can trust you to keep a secret?”
    • View Profile
    • My Theme Song
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1148 on: May 16, 2019, 02:42:33 PM »
*Sheen would've picked up the transmission on his Galactic Flip-Phone*

Sheen: Huh. Interesting. I just wish I knew what all that meant.

-Meanwhile, In some mountain somewhere-

Mr. L: Those little pricks are stronger than I thought. BroBot!

*BroBot comes to his master*

Mr. L: It's time for you to get an upgrade!
« Last Edit: May 16, 2019, 02:48:20 PM by Striker Luigi »
~ Long John Spaghetti was here!

Revenant Archagent

  • Back in Action
  • King Bowser
  • *****
  • ArchagentEverlasting
  • Your favorite travel guide guy
    • View Profile
    • Travel Guide with Archagent
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1149 on: May 16, 2019, 03:00:02 PM »
This is upsetting, confusing, and overall phantasmagorical!

HEROMARIO

  • Supreme overloard Waluigi... HIJACKING BANNA TRUCKS!!!
  • Hammer Bro.
  • ***
  • !Weege wegge weege!
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1150 on: May 16, 2019, 05:43:18 PM »
 :drybow: Nukes are doing nothing...
 :bobomb: ...now what do we do for fun, if we can’t fire nukes at each other, what do we do???
 :drybow: ...hm... well lets get our ships washed...
 :bobomb: Fine...
:waluigi: [-]€40 分@4¡0 :waluigi:

Rest in peace, Walkazo
Coins [5000]

Hank Williams Jr.

  • Nobody wants wants to get drunk and get loud.
  • Dry Bowser
  • ******
  • George Jones
  • Founder of the Sharknado Clan, formed 2015
    • View Profile
    • My GameFAQs account
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1151 on: May 16, 2019, 06:31:07 PM »
Flora: I want to build an empire spanning worlds. First I'm going to the Matrix with my army of Terminators and White Lightning. Oh, and take this key Felicia. You are our night manager when we are gone.

Felicia: You know the Matrix is a EXTREMELY dangerous place. Do be careful. Very few people who went there came out alive.

Flora: The empire's headquarters will be in my house. We will serve the king and his allies. I may not come back, but I believe in you.

White Lightning: An empire? Huh? I'll be the empeor. Now off to the Matrix!

*Flora and her armies go to the Matrix*


  I am addicted to Felicia, the character in the image on the left.  R.I.P. George Jones, in the image in the center and J. D. Sumner, in the image on the right.

HEROMARIO

  • Supreme overloard Waluigi... HIJACKING BANNA TRUCKS!!!
  • Hammer Bro.
  • ***
  • !Weege wegge weege!
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1152 on: May 16, 2019, 06:34:33 PM »
 :drybow: WASH ME SPACESHIP!!!
 :waluigi: (With nail gun.) I am trying to fix the hotel, pool, vending machine, and bar!!! Only the carwash can I fix in a snap.
 :bobomb: I WILL PAY!!! Gives 100000 Coins.
 :bowser: We will get to work.
:waluigi: [-]€40 分@4¡0 :waluigi:

Rest in peace, Walkazo
Coins [5000]

Ray Trace

  • Yeah, hahaha, a little bit more hand sanitizer and we wouldn't be in this mess.
  • Mushroom Attendant
  • *******
  • Baby Luigi
  • 🇷🇺 Малыш Луиджи 🇷🇺 – сырная бл🧀🧀🧀 Тарелка!
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1153 on: May 16, 2019, 06:34:44 PM »
What is this, a Mary Sue festival or a car wash?

RIP B. "Walkazo" Dalziel. December 16, 1991 to March 27, 2016.

HEROMARIO

  • Supreme overloard Waluigi... HIJACKING BANNA TRUCKS!!!
  • Hammer Bro.
  • ***
  • !Weege wegge weege!
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1154 on: May 16, 2019, 06:36:48 PM »
 :waluigi: ...Only God The Father knows that, I am a christian



 :bowser: *washes in 2 seconds*
 :bobomb: MINE NOW!!!
:waluigi: [-]€40 分@4¡0 :waluigi:

Rest in peace, Walkazo
Coins [5000]

Hank Williams Jr.

  • Nobody wants wants to get drunk and get loud.
  • Dry Bowser
  • ******
  • George Jones
  • Founder of the Sharknado Clan, formed 2015
    • View Profile
    • My GameFAQs account
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1155 on: May 16, 2019, 07:06:34 PM »
Felicia: I'll call the shots around here.

*Meanwhile in the Matrix*

Agent Smith: HALT!! You human!

Flora: I'm not stopping.

*Flora shoots and misses Agent Smith due to him having very fast reaction times*

Agent Smith: You think a mere bullet can harm me? Now it is my turn!

Flora: AHH

*Neo blocks the hit*

Neo: What are you doing?

Agent Smith: Neo, my enemy, now why are you here with more members?!

Neo: I never met these two.

*White Lightning uses a lightning bolt and fries Agent Smith's circuits*

Agent Smith: UGHH!

*Flora shoots Agent Smith, killing him*

Neo: Um, he'll be back. Those agents when "killed" jump bodies.

Flora: WHAT?!

Neo: The only way to rid of them is to hack, do you know how to hack ma'am?

Flora: Call me Flora, and my friend here White Lightning.

Neo: Flora, you know about hacking?

Flora: Done that many times in the military in my world

Neo: So a world hopper eh?

Agent Smith: I'm back!

*Flora hacks the Matrix and rids of Agent Smith once and for all*

Neo: Nice one Flora. Now the only thing left is to destroy those robot overlords.

White Lightning: Leave it to me!

*White Lightning uses his power to disable the robots*

Neo: Um, one problem. There is another agent.

Flora: Leave this to me!

*Flora and the agent fights each other in hand to hand combat*

Flora: I'm beat.

Unamed Agent: Take this!

*The agent knocks Flora unconsious and when it is about to land the final blow, White Lightning disables the agent*

Neo: Wake up Flora!

*Flora wakes up*

Flora: In the name of the Second Mushroom Kingdom! I have this in our hands.

Neo: What do you think you are doing?! You are trying to conquer our world! YOU WILL PAY!

*Neo kicks Flora unconscious and continues to beat her and lands the final blow*

White Lightning: OH NO YOU DON'T. NOBODY KILLS MY WIFE!

*White Lightning kills Neo*

Neo: No, no! I was meant for so much mo....

White Lightning: Victory! Now to return home and have our new allies to guard this place

*White Lightning returns home with him carrying Flora*

Felicia: Is that Flora?

White Lightning: Yes.

Felicia: Flora, NO! I told you about the dangers and you didn't listen!

Ernest Tubb: What is that tech?

White Lightning: Oh the weapons we got from that world. Huh? There is a stick with revival powers!

*White Lightning bangs the stick on the ground, which revives Flora*

Flora: I'm still alive. Did we win over him?

White Lightning: Yes.
  I am addicted to Felicia, the character in the image on the left.  R.I.P. George Jones, in the image in the center and J. D. Sumner, in the image on the right.

HEROMARIO

  • Supreme overloard Waluigi... HIJACKING BANNA TRUCKS!!!
  • Hammer Bro.
  • ***
  • !Weege wegge weege!
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1156 on: May 16, 2019, 07:10:16 PM »
 :posh: *sigh* I miss the action...

***At the jail***
 :waluigi: Can I visit wario?
Jail Guard: Sure
*Waluigi walks in and sees that the window was melted from Wario’s fart*
Jail Guard: HALT!!!
 :waluigi: Wait what!!! NOOOOO!!!!
:waluigi: [-]€40 分@4¡0 :waluigi:

Rest in peace, Walkazo
Coins [5000]

Ray Trace

  • Yeah, hahaha, a little bit more hand sanitizer and we wouldn't be in this mess.
  • Mushroom Attendant
  • *******
  • Baby Luigi
  • 🇷🇺 Малыш Луиджи 🇷🇺 – сырная бл🧀🧀🧀 Тарелка!
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1157 on: May 16, 2019, 07:11:40 PM »
*Meanwhile in a base filled with Baby Luigi characters who's job is to protect stuff*

Purple Baby Luigi: *writing stuff down, mostly doodles because he is bored*

(A large intimidating robot walks in, a Terminator bot that has wandered from the army)

Purple Baby Luigi: (looks up) Hmph?

(The Terminator robot glares at him)

Purple Baby Luigi: I'm sorry but we don't serve unmanned, large robots like you.

(The Terminator robot grabs him, picks him up, and starts hauling him)

Purple Baby Luigi: HEY WHAT ARE YOU-----HEEEEEEEEELLLLPP I'M BEING ABDUCTED!

(a Red Baby Luigi runs in, panicked and confused)

Red Baby Luigi: ¡Madre de Dios! ¡¿WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

Purple Baby Luigi: LET GO LET GO LET GO!

(The Terminator robot drags Purple and heads towards the car wash, with Red pursuing it)
RIP B. "Walkazo" Dalziel. December 16, 1991 to March 27, 2016.

HEROMARIO

  • Supreme overloard Waluigi... HIJACKING BANNA TRUCKS!!!
  • Hammer Bro.
  • ***
  • !Weege wegge weege!
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1158 on: May 16, 2019, 07:13:55 PM »
 :wario: I AM FREE!!! Oh??? *Wario finds some tech that White Lightning droped* hmm... what does this do??? *Presses button and opens portal to another forum: The Super Mario Boards Roleplay*
YEAH!!!
:waluigi: [-]€40 分@4¡0 :waluigi:

Rest in peace, Walkazo
Coins [5000]

Yoshi the SSM

  • (Space Station Manager)
  • King Bowser
  • *****
  • I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
    • View Profile
Re: Workin' at the Car Wash [Roleplay]
« Reply #1159 on: May 16, 2019, 07:14:44 PM »
*Meanwhile on the Koopalon main spaceship. Yoshi the SSM and the others meets the leader of the Tribe.*

(Kowser) "Hello, there. My name is Kowser. I am the leader of the Koopalon Tribe."

(Captain Goomba) "Kowser. That sounds a lot like our leader, Bowser."

(Kowser) "OOOH! Bowser. I am liking your people everyday."

(Prince Shroob) "Please. I don't want you two tribes to get together. Especially not with the tablet has to say."

(Yoshi the SSM) "Prince Shroob. Anyways. Humans do exist where I come from. So, you won't find that they are all Koopas. So, take that into consideration. Also, I have put together a Mario Kart World Peace Tournament that is going on right now and won't end until tomorrow and the ceremony is the day afterwards."

(Kowser) "I sense that you are not a man a war like we are. However, it will take several days to look at your planet anyways. Think you can help me talk to this Bowser during this time?"

(Captain Goomba) "Hmm... I think I could convince him of that."

(Kowser) "Good. Now then, feel free to look around the ship."

*And everyone leaves except for Kowser.*

(Yoshi the SSM, a Red Yoshi, racer)
(Kowser, ruler of the Koopalon Tribe)
(Captain Goomba, Goomba captain of Bowser's army)
(Prince Shroob, leader of the Shroobs)

*Meanwhile on Yoshi's Island.*

"Hello, everyone. Hank Williams Jr. wasn't able to come back today, as well as many others. So, it should not be surprising that the Shroob won again. And the top three is the same as yesterdays. Tune in tomorrow for the final race set on Rainbow Road. Good luck racers."

(Toad, called Main Toad, host of the races)
I don't have time to give you a ride, I am managing a space station. And ask me something here:www.marioboards.com/index.php?topic=38633.msg1934343#msg1934343