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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Intermission 1 - Treacherously Late
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2018, 07:52:14 PM »
Is any rum missing from the kitchen?
There is no rum missing from the kitchen, nor was rum ever present in the kitchen to be missing in the first place.

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Intermission 1 - Treacherously Late
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2018, 10:16:14 PM »
Are there any other traces of rum in the kitchen? (eg. spills)

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Intermission 1 - Treacherously Late
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2018, 10:18:04 PM »
Are there empty bottles near the corpse?


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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Intermission 1 - Treacherously Late
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2018, 10:21:01 PM »
Raregold did you touch the rum in the nautical exhibit?


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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Intermission 1 - Treacherously Late
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2018, 10:24:59 PM »
Are there any other traces of rum in the kitchen? (eg. spills)
There are no traces of rum evident. The water flooding the kitchen has washed everything clean at ground level.

Are there empty bottles near the corpse?
Nope!

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2018, 10:33:47 PM »
Cut open Gabby's chest to see if water is in her lungs

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2018, 11:20:25 PM »
Cut open Gabby's chest to see if water is in her lungs
You need to learn to respect the dead.

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2018, 12:00:39 AM »
Cut open Gabby's chest to see if water is in her lungs
You carve open Gabby's chest. Her lungs contain some rum.

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2018, 12:07:24 AM »
Examine the spaghetti and area surrounding it

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2018, 12:10:34 AM »
I was super exhausted after killing 3 people in order to get here, so I didn't feel like moving around too much. I went out of my room (Room μ (Mu)) with a backpack and went to the Study. I mean it's the only way I can leave my room. Anyway, I figured I'd call dibs on the laptop there, but Raregold tried to take it as well. I did what anyone would do and knocked him on the floor to assert my dominance and I took the laptop.

I went to the Nautical Exhibit and grabbed some items that I could use to defend myself. MCD showed up in the meantime, and stated that he is Ernest Cline, and that he was gonnna murder me. What a weirdo. He threw peanuts at me until I eventually left.

I headed back to the Study and caught Vruet next to the intercom. He announced that he was in the Study with me and informed everyone that complimentary peanuts were to arrive momentarily. I had important business to take care of, and I wanted to be alone, so I threatened to shoot him. Obviously, he didn't want to be shot so he left with his peanut cart. I wasn't gonna shoot him, but I'm glad that worked.

I pushed a bookshelf to prevent anyone else from entering the room, and then proceeded to give a great speech in the intercom. It went something like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was pretty tired after reciting the entire Bee Movie script, so I just locked myself in my room and then went to bed.

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2018, 12:14:03 AM »
Check the nautical exhibit for anything that's suspicious, and also to see if any rum is gone

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2018, 12:25:45 AM »
By the way, here's an artists rendition of what the hosts did to me after I finished reading the Bee Movie Script



Investigate the Restrooms

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2018, 12:27:32 AM »
Compare the mark on Gabby's neck to a tightly wrapped popcorn bag

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2018, 12:32:19 AM »
Examine the spaghetti and area surrounding it
The spaghetti looks normal. It's been left on the stove for too long, though. Nothing is special around it.

Check the nautical exhibit for anything that's suspicious, and also to see if any rum is gone
A bottle of rum, a sabre, two revolvers, and some gunpowder are missing, while a pirate hat sits in the center of the room covered with more gunpowder.

Investigate the Restrooms
They're flooded, the floor absolutely soaked in a foot of water. The taps are still running.

Compare the mark on Gabby's neck to a tightly wrapped popcorn bag
It's a direct match.

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2018, 12:34:55 AM »
Sniff the Popcorn Bag TB claimed to use, provided he gives permission/still has it.

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2018, 12:37:51 AM »
I taste tb's fingers for rum and butter

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2018, 12:47:04 AM »
Sniff the Popcorn Bag TB claimed to use, provided he gives permission/still has it.
It smells like microwaved popcorn.

I taste tb's fingers for rum and butter
You taste buttered Toadbert, but you do not taste rum-flavored Toadbert.

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #37 on: September 16, 2018, 01:43:10 AM »
Attempt to get drunk licking Gabby's rum soaked body
attempt to determine the proof
Drink the rum in gabby lungs as if it was a beer bong

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Intermission 1 - Treacherously Late
« Reply #38 on: September 16, 2018, 03:23:55 AM »
I got no testimony cause i afked in my room lol
Stop copying me, turb

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Re: Mario Awards Killing Game 2 Finale - Day 1: The Death of Gab
« Reply #39 on: September 16, 2018, 09:48:42 AM »


Morning everyone! Oh no, a murder in my wonderful mansion!

I especially find it strange that people claim to have seen MCD. If you claim this, you are claiming to see a ghost, like in Ghostbusters. MCD was killed by me, Ernest Cline, back in the Gloomy Manor, and I assure you his body is still there for all to see.

Well, last night I woke up and straight away headed to Gallery West. It seems my neighbour, Turboo, was "asleep". Very suspicious. I took a chestplate from a nearby suit of armour, to protect myself from the throes of death. I decide to spend the day exploring the mansion, so first I head off to the Aviation Exhibit (running into Vruet in the West Corridor who has the flight attendant's cart).

Thankfully, when I get to the exhibit, some peanuts are left behind. I take these as my murder weapon. I also decide to check out the weather monitor and see if there's anything I can do with it - unfortunately to no avail, but seems like things are pretty clear over Evershade Valley.

Then I head on over to the Nautical Exhibit where I encounter Meta Knight - my first victim. I finish him off with a barrage of peanuts. When he's gone, I make a trap of sorts. I take a pirate hat and pour gunpowder all over it, then leave it in the centre of the room where anyone hoping to take one would hopefully pick it up. My idea would then be to, if I ever saw anyone wearing it, throw a nearby source of fire on top of it.



While I'm doing this, I hear Vruet over the intercom saying he's in the Study with Meta Knight and claims that complimentary peanuts will be arriving shortly. He doesn't know how right he is...

Next I head to the Archives to check out where the E-Gate will take me. I head to the Collapsed Mineshaft in the Old Clockworks and note that the ground is covered in sand. After a few minutes I decide I have no more business here and head back - and who should I find skulking around the Archives but Raregold, my second victim?

Once again I brutally bludgeon Raregold to death my trusty stash of peanuts. At this rate, I'll have won the game in no time!

Next I find Toadbert minding his own business in the Space Exhibit, unaware of who was lurking behind him - me, Ernest Cline! He becomes my third victim, barely recognisable after my fierce peanut assault. He absconds with the arm of a skeleton. Meanwhile, I see the large rocket and an idea comes to me - what would it look like filled with peanuts?



Once I confirm what the rocket looks like filled with peanuts, I take it and throw it into some nearby room.

Afterwards, I head back to my room to deposit most of my peanuts and enter the Dark Age Exhibit to set up - A) a way for myself to travel between the first and second floor of the room, and B) a trap (a different one from the pirate hat) intended to knock anyone who enters via 2F onto the ground.

I head back round to the Front Entrance and - oh, look, it's my fourth and fifth victims: Vruet cowering in the corner and Nitwit coming down the stairs. I give them what's coming to them - that is, peanuts. Unfortunately Nitwit decides to fight back with a bar of soap.

I then hide upstairs in the Dark Age Exhibit to check if anyone comes in. While here, somebody starts reciting the script to Bee Movie. I also decide to check out that painting - apparently it shows a young woman losing her sanity as she writes at a desk. A bit like this, except instead of me it's a young woman:



I don't think much of it, so I throw it downstairs. By the end of the night, my trap doesn't catch anyone out so I take it back and travel down to the 1F part of the exhibit. While here I also take a dagger, for my own protection.

And, well, after that I head to my room for some sleep.