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OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS X CEREMONY
« on: August 17, 2018, 02:23:39 PM »
Fail Awards X
August 17, 2018, 04:35:00 PM / 4:35PM EDT - Fail Awards X Opening Script - Turboo
August 17, 2018, 04:40:00 PM / 4:40PM EDT - F1 - Worst Character - Gabumon
August 17, 2018, 04:45:00 PM / 4:45PM EDT - F8 - Worst Mario Kart Course - Chibiki Daisy
August 17, 2018, 04:50:00 PM / 4:50PM EDT - F11 - Biggest Missed Opportunity - Magikrazy
August 17, 2018, 04:55:00 PM / 4:55PM EDT - F4 - Worst RPG Area - Turboo
August 17, 2018, 05:00:00 PM / 5:00PM EDT - F2 - Worst 2D Level - NEXandGBX
August 17, 2018, 05:05:00 PM / 5:05PM EDT - F14 - Worst Setting - GBAToad
August 17, 2018, 05:10:00 PM / 5:10PM EDT - F13 - Worst Mario Party Minigame - Baby Luigi & LeftyGreenMario
August 17, 2018, 05:15:00 PM / 5:15PM EDT - F6 - Worst Spin-off - Epic Nitwit
August 17, 2018, 05:20:00 PM / 5:20PM EDT - F10 - Worst Game Mechanic - Roserade
August 17, 2018, 05:25:00 PM / 5:25PM EDT - F3 - Worst 3D Level - The Pyro Guy
August 17, 2018, 05:30:00 PM / 5:30PM EDT - F12 - Worst Game Objective - MrConcreteDonkey
August 17, 2018, 05:35:00 PM / 5:35PM EDT - F5 - Worst Level - DragonFreak
August 17, 2018, 05:40:00 PM / 5:40PM EDT - F9 - Worst Direction of Series - Yoshiwaker
August 17, 2018, 05:45:00 PM / 5:45PM EDT - F7 - Worst Enemy - Uniju :D
August 17, 2018, 05:50:00 PM / 5:50PM EDT - F15 - Most Disappointing Game - Snack
August 17, 2018, 05:55:00 PM / 5:55PM EDT - Fail Awards X Closing Script - Turboo
« Last Edit: August 17, 2018, 10:25:35 PM by Anton »


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS X CEREMONY
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2018, 03:04:12 PM »
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS X CEREMONY
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2018, 04:22:35 PM »
Oh boy, let's see how many awards Sticker Star wins here!


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS X CEREMONY
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2018, 04:23:28 PM »
I hope Waluigi wins worst character.
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2018, 04:24:38 PM »
With stiff competition from Baby Rosalina and Pink Gold Peach, I doubt it  :waluigi:
RIP B. "Walkazo" Dalziel. December 16, 1991 to March 27, 2016.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS X CEREMONY
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2018, 04:25:02 PM »
I hope Waluigi wins worst character.
i hope you win worst character >:(

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS X CEREMONY
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2018, 04:25:13 PM »
official theme song

Rest in peace, Walkazo.

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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2018, 04:25:40 PM »

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS X CEREMONY
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2018, 04:25:55 PM »
This is a pro-Waluigi forum. Any libel against Waluigi will not be tolerated.

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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2018, 04:27:31 PM »
Alright, show me that worst enemy Cursya.


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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2018, 04:28:39 PM »
This site is pro Waluigi, which explains why he always scores fairly high on Worst Character.

People just want to see him win something I guess.
RIP B. "Walkazo" Dalziel. December 16, 1991 to March 27, 2016.

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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2018, 04:31:24 PM »
Okay guys, relax please. All i said is what i want to happen.
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2018, 04:32:28 PM »
Expecting Waluigi to win Worst Character?

Too bad, Waluigi Time

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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2018, 04:35:07 PM »

Pictured: Me after awards work is over

Hello and welcome to the 2018 Fail Awards: once again celebrating the absolute worst of Mario and his friends and levels and like everything else that's existent in his universe. You may be wondering "well what's the gimmick for the opening this year?", and that's what I'm wondering too, because I can't top last year's. I've decided to instead take this opportunity to talk about something else: something that's bigger than me, than you, and the rest of the awards.

It's the

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Before we properly start, I'd like to thank everyone who has contributed to the awards this year - either by playing the aforementioned spoilers, the Mario Kart tournaments, etc., helping out on the technical side of things, or putting a ton of care and effort into their presentations and making sure they're top-quality. We have some excellent ones this year, and they aren't just coming up in Mario and Fail; some of the greats were already in the preceding Community Awards, and I hope everyone can enjoy them to the fullest as soon as we aren't on a 5-minute time crunch schedule.

Special shoutouts especially to all of our backup presenters! Edo, TPG, MK, and DF all stepped up massively to the plate this year between each of them, and I cannot thank them enough for putting in the time to cover for otherwise-missing awards in their own unique ways. Between videos, charming comics, and even entire games, they have gone above and beyond - Edo especially, considering he’s the one behind the aforementioned Legacy Labyrinth.

With all that said, settle in and enjoy the rest of the show; the title of this ceremony doesn't dictate the quality of the presentations, after all! And speaking of Edo one last time...



Gabumon is up next with F1 - Worst Character!

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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2018, 04:37:44 PM »
what an excellent and also amazing moral, everyone should abide by it


pictured here: paris hilton playing the super mario odyssey scavenger hunt

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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2018, 04:40:00 PM »
F1 - Worst Character
By Mr. Edo



Toad: Welcome, all of you! Thank you for coming together for this momentous event!
Yes, all of us have gathered here to celebrate the Princess' 33rd--






Toad: --21st birthday!

Toadsworth: To commemorate this milestone in our fair ruler's life, we have prepared something special!



Toadsworth: An enormous statue of our beloved Princess, made from solid rose gold!

Toad: Wait, isn't gold like, really dens--





Toadsworth: Well drat!







Daisy: It's done! It's finally done! I have purged every bit of Mushroom Kingdom iconography from my kingdom! Her rose-tinted shadow shall haunt me no more!



Daisy: Never will I be called a dumb recolor again! From this day... I AM DAISY!
Listen, Pio! Listen to their beautiful symphony!




Crowd: DAI-SY! DAI-SY! DAI-SY! DAI-SY!



Daisy: I... I have never been so happy in my entire lif--

*rumble*

Daisy: Wait, what was that?



Crowd: PEACH! PEACH! PEACH! PEACH!

Daisy: NOOOOO!!!!







Daisy: PEACH! You ROSY-ROTTEN QUEEN OF TOADS AND STOOL! Keep YOUR garbage out of MY kingdom!

Peach: Daisy wait! Let's talk about this like two like-minded--

Daisy: No! Do NOT call us like-minded!
I am NOT like you! At all! WE ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!




Toad: Oh hello Princess Peach. What a lovely yellow dress!

Daisy: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS, PEACH! BOO HOO HOO HOO!!!





Toadsworth: Your highness, I am truly inconsolable regarding the irreparable and permanent damage to your friendship with Princess Sarasaland. But it is too lovely a day to feel dreary and glum, don't you agree?



Peach: ...I think I'm going to bed early today.





Peach: zzzzz

*shatter clang clang*

Peach: What on Earth???



Wario: Easy now, easy... Put your knees into it.



Waluigi: AUGH!

Wario: Waluigi!

Waluigi: My... my back!!!



Wario: Buddy! Are you OK??

Waluigi: I... I can't feel my legs!

Wario: Hang in there! I'll get this fat *bleep* offa you!!



Waluigi: Everything is going dark! Wario, are you still there?

Wario: I'm here, bro! Everything's gonna be alright!

Waluigi: I'm... I'm scared...

Peach: Are you two OK...?



Wario: You!! This is all your fault! Who leaves a dangerous treasure like this in a location where thieves would try to steal it??? How goddang irresponsible is that???

Peach: I'm sorry!





Judge: And thus this court rules that Princess Peach Toadstool, on charges of gross negligence, indirect assault, attempted manslaughter, and unacceptable tackiness, will have to pay 710 million coins in damages to the Wario Bros.. Court adjourned!









Peach: So, on behalf of the Mushroom Kingdom, I would like to grant you this gift, in hopes it will strengthen the bond between our people for generations to come!



Peach: Please enjoy this solid-gold toilet as our way of saying: "Thanks for being good neighbors!"



And with that, Pink Gold Peach wins the WC award!



results table design (c) pidgey 2015, probably



Chibiki Daisy is up next with F8 - Worst Mario Kart Course!

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS X CEREMONY
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2018, 04:40:08 PM »
Anton, how is Paris playing Mario Odyssey on an old DS?

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« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2018, 04:40:50 PM »
Anton, how is Paris playing Mario Odyssey on an old DS?

oh my bad, is this the switch?