What are yoshis?

What are yoshis

  • pancrocodiles

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • panlizards

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • panturtles

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • slime moulds

    Votes: 3 16.7%

  • parareptiles

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • bare pelycosaurs

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • scaly dinosaurs

    Votes: 5 27.8%

  • fluffy dinosaurs

    Votes: 3 16.7%

  • pterodactyls

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • furry pelycosaurs

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • pantuataras

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • other lepidosauromorphs

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • other arcosauromorphs

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • other reptiles

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • panfrogs

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • pansalamanders

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • other amphibians

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • lungfish

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • octopodes

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • lobopods

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    18
tardograd2

tardograd2

Cheep Cheep
It's a poll
 
A poll without "horses" as one of the options. I may have to report you.



or not please nobody take that last part seriously
 
Guys, there's no such thing as a larval dinosaur. A larval horse, on the other hand...

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The proof is right there. Yoshis start as larval horses before maturing into full grown horses.
 
I call Yoshi a sandwich.
 
One of the mystery meats in a chicken nugget.
 
Soylent green is yoshis.
 
Finally, someone else who's heard the truth straight from the expert himself.
 
Screw the Poll Committee, it should really be called the Yoshi Committee.

Also I thought a Yoshi was that thing that Mario throws into pits so that he can get across pits?
 
Fluffy dinosaurs.

This thread looks good for Mindless Junk IMO.
 
Julia-BM said:
Barney & Friends rejects
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Becomes more obvious with Yoob.Yoshis are engineered from the DNA of lizards and frogs and raised specifically to sacrifice their lives to help Mario progress. Each Yoshi's body that falls into a pit is harvested and cloned into more eggs, which are placed in specific ? Blocks in areas where Mario is likely to need a second jump. Apparently there is a man in the Beanbean Kingdom who actively opposes this alleged "unjust treatment" of Yoshis and has opened a theater for them to enjoy civilized life. He claims Yoshis have been around for years and they are responsible for Mario even being alive today. He's frequently mocked for his asinine beliefs, considered a public traitor in the Mushroom Kingdom and would be executed on sight should he set foot there.

They are also frequently used in sporting events with specially designed obstacle courses for strategic use of the second jump. Many of these feature grinders or lava to greet the Yoshis as Mario leaps to his next trial. We call these events "100 Mario Challenge."
 
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