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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2017, 04:21:36 PM »
let's go :boshi:

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2017, 04:23:38 PM »
*looks for a sticker in freakworld's post out of habit*


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2017, 04:35:10 PM »

Fail Awards IX
featuring the literary and artistic talents of Meta Knight, DragonFreak, Lord Bowser, NEXandGBX, GBAToad, Freakworld, Alex95, Stargazing, MrConcreteDonkey, Superchao, Yoshi2, Uniju, Fawfulthegreat64, LN1, The Pyro Guy, and Mr. Edo
with announcements and janitorial work by Turboo

Hello everyone, and welcome to the ninth annual Fail Awards. As you can see, the opening credits and bold text took up a lot of our budget this year, so you'll all have to make due with this unsuspicious sign I whipped up in about 5 minutes. Perhaps it is fitting that the ceremony devoted to just how terrible some things in Mario can get ended up with this. And yes, for anyone who is new to these, that is quite literally what happens here: we celebrate how badly Nintendo messed up on characters, mechanics, levels, and even entire games and series.

And I'd like to introduce something special for this year's awards! While everyone knows about our acclaimed quality checking process for Community Awards, the Neatness Inspection Concerning Excellent Awards Standards and Superiority: NICE ASS for short, I'm here to show you the counterpart that I made up so I could get out of finishing the real banner:
the Awards Standard System for media Lacking Important, Commendable, and Key Entertainment Requirements: the ASS LICKER program. All of these nominees have received Comic Sans-printed stars for how unbearably awful they are, but only the worst of the worst can truly obtain the golden ASS LICKER award. And that's what we're here to find out: who or what, exactly, managed to be the proverbial turd in the toilet this year?

I hope you all buckle up and enjoy the ride, as well as listen to this year's Fail Awards theme, composed by a master symphonist, because I know I will. Remember to have fun even when I also have to clean up the party afterwards on my own so please leave money in the tip jar



Meta Knight, DragonFreak, & Lord Bowser are up next with F1 - Worst Character!

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2017, 04:36:58 PM »
Acronyms are magical.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2017, 04:37:56 PM »
As are backronyms.

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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2017, 04:39:28 PM »
turb play ow

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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2017, 04:40:03 PM »
F1 - Worst Character is presented to you by Lord Bowser, Meta Knight, and DragonFreak.  Please enjoy the comic below in the spoilers which we recommend watching in full screen.  Happy awards to all of you!

Spoiler: F1 - Worst Character (click to show/hide)

results table design (c) pidgey 2015, probably



NEXandGBX is up next with F5 - Worst Level Concept!

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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2017, 04:45:03 PM »
So, the Mario Awards are here again, eh? I guess I didn't have time to make a comic this year, nor the resources for my idea (nudge nudge wink wink @ the one person who knows what that is), so this time I'll cool it down a bit with some small commentaries. We all have those specific types of levels that annoy us, don't we? Today I'm here to express my ramblings on what you guys voted as the worst ones.

Spoiler: #5 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: #4 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: #3 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: #2 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: #1 (click to show/hide)

results table design (c) pidgey 2015, probably



GBAToad is up next with F14 - Worst Setting!

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2017, 04:45:22 PM »
:pgp: deserves better


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2017, 04:48:27 PM »
Quote
Pictured: Me, working on Awards presentations.


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2017, 04:48:50 PM »
get it to page 2 QUICK

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2017, 04:49:00 PM »
I'm surprised Restrictively low timers won.  I can't think of many non-SMM levels that have that.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2017, 04:49:02 PM »
gotta post faster fasterfasterfaster awards x

also good presentation nex

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2017, 04:49:09 PM »
yay troll levels didn't make it into the top 5 so I'm justified making them as evil as possible in SMM :bowser:


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2017, 04:49:24 PM »
HURRY

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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2017, 04:49:31 PM »
I'm surprised Restrictively low timers won.  I can't think of many non-SMM levels that have that.
it's in the super mario 3d land/world games

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2017, 04:49:38 PM »
get it to page 2 QUICK
I' TRYING MY HARDEST

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2017, 04:49:46 PM »
MINUTE TO WIN IT