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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2018, 04:09:07 PM »
finish zero mission

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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2018, 11:12:40 PM »
Hey guys, new section!

Issue 133 - April 2018 - Publix Subs, Cuban Sandwich

Next month is a wild assortment of other food nonsense, followed by Super Mario Odyssey in June!!!


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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2018, 11:07:16 PM »


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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2018, 08:54:16 PM »
Issue 136 - July 2018 - Milkis, Calpico

New review, please check it out!


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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2018, 08:00:08 PM »


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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2018, 07:31:54 PM »
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19:29   Anton{Politoed}   https://www.mariowiki.com/The_%27Shroom:Issue_137/Critic_Corner#Anton.27s_Half-Baked_Reviews
19:29   Anton{Politoed}   everyone read my review
19:30   Anton{Politoed}   an update from today: I want to a place called Quickly Boba & Snow and got some macarons for the first time as well as a tiger milk tea which i guess was thai and jasmine tea mixed together with regular tapioca boba
19:30   Anton{Politoed}   it was very good and basically the first one I slurped down to its entirety
19:31   Anton{Politoed}   it looked like a formal business that was filled with white people, but it didn't have the *bleep*ty cultural vulture vibe that Bubbleology gave off
19:31   Anton{Politoed}   i would recommend it


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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2018, 09:37:16 PM »


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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2018, 01:32:29 PM »

Burger King Halloween Gimmicks
I was hungry and out in public so I got these because I heard about them in the news about how they make your poop green.  You can only get these through November 1st so if this inspires you to participate in capitalism then you've got just a few hours left!

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Nightmare King
This burger has been advertised as "clinically proven to induce nightmares" which is uhhhh.....no.  That's kind of a stupid thing to say as it literally doesn't, and if it did would be irresponsible.  "Burger King says it put the burger to the test and worked with the Paramount Trials and Florida Sleep & Neuro Diagnostic Services to conduct a sleep study. (...) According to previous studies, 4 percent of the population experiences nightmares in any given night,” said Dr. Jose Gabriel Medina, the study’s lead doctor, in a statement. “But, after eating the Nightmare King, the data obtained from the study indicated that the incidence of nightmares increased by 3.5 times."  I guess I'll update you all on that.  I get that it's Halloween and meant to be scary but just advertise it as turning your poop different colors since that's what people are buying it for.  The burger consists of "a quarter pound of flame-grilled beef, a white meat crispy chicken fillet, melted American cheese, thick-cut bacon, creamy mayonnaise and onions on a glazed green sesame seed bun."  Nothing really too different from one of their other standard menu items aside from the green bun.  Please refer to my review this month to see me complain about this cop-out.  Of course, I requested no mayo.  It tastes pretty good, and like genuine food, which is already more than I was expecting, but it is surprisingly large.  Due to the size alone I would say it's almost worth the price of like $6+, I don't remember.  The green is very unimpressive, though, and just looks more like a concern for the Health Department more than anything spooky.

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Frozen Fanta Scary Black Cherry
It sure tasted like cherry, and even felt like it was carbonated; as if they just filtered cherry fanta through a slushie machine and added in a bunch of thick dye.  This was less 'cough medicine cherry' and more '3 year old jolly rancher excavated from between the back seat cushions of the family caravan cherry', which was ok because it was sweet and flavorful enough to serve as a pairing with a meal instead of as a standalone dessert treat--McDonald's, take note.  Details on whether this has any digestive magic are pending; inquire if you dare :boo:

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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2018, 03:31:44 AM »
Thanks for knowing this.
I actually want to know this all.

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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2019, 08:18:45 PM »
february is almost over right now but there's always time to still read my latest review :bowser:

Issue 143 - February 2019 - France: Macarons, Beignet, Napoleon


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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2019, 07:18:01 PM »
New review :pgp:

Issue 144 - March 2019 - Germany: Strudel, Streussel, Nussecken, Linzer Torte, Almond Horn, Leberkäse Sandwich

Even though I'm booked for pretty much the rest of the year, I am still open to suggestions!  Specifically I'm looking for Halloween and Autumn stuff to review, but anything else works and I'll find a way to do it in a timely manner!


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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2019, 04:54:14 PM »
Hey guys, time for me to flex 💪

This summer I'm going to blow literally ALL of my money going on a trip to Paris because the opportunity presented itself and I don't think I could live with myself if I passed it up.  Now, the reason I'm posting this here is because I have limited plans.  I need things to try, things to do, things to see, and I will take those suggestions and turn them into a review or two later on down the road.  If you have any ideas, such as choking on strange cheeses, being assaulted in a hammam for the sake of beauty, and vending machine baguettes, please let me know!


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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2019, 04:55:04 PM »
get lost and die of hunger in the catacombs

or check out nicholas flamel's house

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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2019, 05:51:46 PM »
i already told you what i think you should do but i asked my sister and she said "paris is known for shopping and art museums but he must know that already" and "i really liked the bus tour because you could ride around all day and get on and off wherever you wanted"

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Re: Anton's Half-Baked Reviews / Dear Anton
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2019, 07:19:57 PM »
i already told you what i think you should do but i asked my sister and she said "paris is known for shopping and art museums but he must know that already" and "i really liked the bus tour because you could ride around all day and get on and off wherever you wanted"

We're gonna do some nighttime boat ride on the seine, and shopping is A+++++, I just uhhhhhhh don't know where.  There's apparently some hugeass mall that's like the Celadon Department Store, as well as a Monoprix and Carrefour on every block, but I don't know what else to really look for or where.  Even specific bakeries and food shops are hard to figure out which one is worthwhile without some kind of direction, as all of the guides online really only point towards the tippity top that I don't really need to go to and are just expensive tourist traps at this point.