Random Questions

So I am going to be using this thread to ask random questions. I'll start off with this: If you were to become some sort of monster, what would you want to be? I would probably want to be some large creature that resembles no known species. I'd still wanna be able to talk, but with my voice in a pitch in which I don't even sound quite human. I could also take being some sort of 10-foot quadrupedal dinosaur/lizard/dragon creature who just screeches and growls or some sort of pale, skinny, quadrupedal being who crawls on all fours.

Maybe I could be one of those deep-sea fangly fishes. You know, the kind that have christmas lights all over them, and those custom lures hanging over their heads. Except I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and dancing.
Oh wait. How could I enjoy the dinner and dancing if I'm already the fangly fish? Maybe I'm over thinking this. I should come up with a cool name and the rest will like as itself. I would be called... da huuuuuuudge.

Random Question of the Day Reborn?

I'd be Sulley from Monsters, Inc. I wouldn't even have to change my first name :D

I would be a hatchetfish.

I think these types of fish look incredibly creepy, especially their eyes.