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« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2016, 05:19:04 PM »
pink gold peach well and truly deserves this considering someone at nintendo thought that even the name of the character was a good idea

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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2016, 05:20:10 PM »
omg not baby rosalina baby rosalina was my main in mk8

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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2016, 05:20:27 PM »
Birdo is 5th place.  So happy she's so low.

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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2016, 05:20:34 PM »
Pink Gold Peach is only the beginning.

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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2016, 05:20:42 PM »
With every new Mario game, Nintendo introduces us to exciting new items, original characters, and thrilling modes. But, above all else, Nintendo also provides us with further insight into the bizarre and yet ever-homogeneous settings of the Mushroom Kingdom. Or rather, that trademark Mushroom Kingdom aesthetic.

Sadly, we're not here to discuss the carefully calculated positioning of the mushroom houses in Toad Town, the lush forests of whatever World 5 is to us, or fawn over pictures of Mario's house like they do on the Wiki and compliment the lovely interior design of Bowser's Castle (lava is so hot right now). Oh no, my sweet summer child, we're talking about the bad aesthetic. If there's any indication that an aesthetic is so vile and uninspired, it's when it's exploited ironically by people on the internet.

There's not much else to say really. You knew this was coming from the moment I wrote the word 'aesthetic'. Maybe we can find appreciation in these awful settings through the magic of a *bleep*ty meme, maybe (or most likely) they will remain as awful as when the creative minds at Nintendo had yet another lapse in judgment. Regardless, it's too late for regrets, so without further ado, please enjoy this year's 「Worst Setting A E S T H E T I C」while I go and pray for forgiveness of my sins against mankind as a whole.




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« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2016, 05:20:58 PM »
Birdo doesn't deserve to be on the list at all

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« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2016, 05:21:50 PM »
okay nevermind freakworld is off the hook

my banhammer has a new target

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« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2016, 05:22:06 PM »
Pink Gold Peach is only the beginning.

are you ready for magenta bronze WaDaisy

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« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2016, 05:22:19 PM »
what the *bleep* did i just read

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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2016, 05:22:51 PM »
good god gba
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VIII CEREMONY
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2016, 05:23:16 PM »
there are so many injokes that guests who see that will just assume gbatoad is completely insane



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« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2016, 05:23:41 PM »
Pink Gold Peach is only the beginning.

are you ready for magenta bronze WaDaisy

Hell yeah.

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« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2016, 05:24:08 PM »

roll that dice/get of the bubble/

there is no escape

how i felt reading this

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« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2016, 05:24:47 PM »
Oh my god, please no dice rolls. I'm gonna roll natural 1s all over again.

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« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2016, 05:25:01 PM »
Embrace the memes

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« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2016, 05:25:11 PM »







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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VIII CEREMONY
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2016, 05:25:40 PM »
i copied the code from gba's presentation

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« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2016, 05:26:43 PM »
wikiball hyp

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« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2016, 05:27:58 PM »
wikicubes are better

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VIII CEREMONY
« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2016, 05:28:15 PM »
Why would anyone want to willingly collect 1 million coins in the first place?

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