Ramble a Story

Andymii

'Hoy, small fry!
Just keep the story going. Don't even think; don't even have any coherent plot; simply write whatever comes to your head.


The legend starts.

Once upon a time, there was a hawk who enjoyed fishing. Suddenly, he got stuck in a couch and was punched by Poochy, for Poochy loved playing Ping-Pong in the couch.
 
But everything changed when Konami attacked.
 
Only Batman, master of all 118 elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he was too busy running for president to bother. #Batman2016
 
However, he lost. Then he played pingpong with Poochy.
 
But then Dolan Trump arose from the surface of the great Frankenberry lagoon and proceeded to build a wall around Batman.
 
But then Spider-Man same along and SHOOSHed the nose off of the moon like that one time in the Marvel movie.
 
The monkey runs out the door while Tina Turner starts singing for no good reason.
 
Curly attacks posh with the same shoehorn, and a bunch of teenagers steal a car outside the store.
 
Suddenly, the angel of Bob Ross came down from the heavens, the sound of angelic music in the background...

...and began to paint a picture of everything that was happening.
 
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