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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2015, 07:42:20 PM »
man peach is really rockin that dress

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« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2015, 07:42:23 PM »
That sexy Peach.

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« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2015, 07:42:29 PM »
those gifs are amazing

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« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2015, 07:42:57 PM »
Dis gon b gud

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2015, 07:43:13 PM »
what is so sexy about the peach gif

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« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2015, 07:43:26 PM »
thanks i found them on tumblr like 3 nights ago  :doge:



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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2015, 07:43:34 PM »
you'll understand when you're older

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« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2015, 07:44:00 PM »
what is so sexy about the peach gif
the way she's rockin her booty around in that dress

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2015, 07:44:24 PM »
what is so sexy about the peach gif
it's incredibly sexy in all the right ways

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« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2015, 07:44:35 PM »
what is so sexy about the peach gif
the way she's rockin her booty around in that dress

0/10 i've seen better booty

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« Reply #30 on: August 14, 2015, 07:44:53 PM »
Peach got that smash bros side-b action going on.

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« Reply #31 on: August 14, 2015, 07:46:09 PM »
Posting on behalf of Stooben.

16:45 - A1. Favorite Game Soundtrack (Original) - Stooben

A1: Favorite Soundtrack

This may or not be a true story.


*is killed in a Mafia game*

WHAT A BUNCH OF *bleep*

Hello, frand! Now that I've killed you and am declaring that Mafia game won, whaddaya say you put your enormous nose to the grindstone and make some presentations?

No.

Well, if you don't want to, that's your choice... But don't come crying to me if you somehow get a really bad role in Awards Mafia!

Are you...blackmailing me?

Well, in my case, it's probably more like blockmail, but... yes!

*sigh* Fine.

Great! You've got, ohhhh, 10 days to do two presentations.

Wait, don't I get to pick the presentations?

You're a little new to this whole extortion thing, aren't you?


You haven't even worked on your presentations, have you?

What?! Of course I have! I mean, I sent in that update to Anton saying "hey these'll be done on this day", and I'm totally being honest.

If you say so. But I'll be back tomorrow expecting a real progress report!

*leaves*

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BOUGHT THAT. I soooo have not worked on my presentations.

...Actually, if he's gonna be back tomorrow, maybe I should actually do some work... Hm...

*looks at results for award*

*unimpressed*

Man, what's with these voters? These results are terrible! Yoshi's Woolly World only got 1 vote? Super Mario Sunshine got 2?! Do people even listen to the soundtracks?

Okay, let me get past all these write-ins and to the main nominees. Maybe there's something here that will inspire me.

Super Mario RPG is in 15th... I never did finish playing that game.

Oh wow, 12th place is a three-way tie! Between... Donkey Kong Country 2, Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, and...ooh! Paper Mario! That'd be a great soundtrack to make a remix for!

STOOBEN STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW

Shoey? Huh? What are you doing here?

We need to get Senator Barack Obama to stop taxing monocles in Illinois.

Senator? Don't you mean "President"?

*bleep* I'M TOO LATE

*hops away*

Well, now that Shoey's gone, I think I'll get to work on some remixes for the presentation. I should get Dippy over here to help me.

*shows up pretty much instantly*

Oi mate, I'm here to save your ass and record some sick tunes.

But you better be quick. Dota will not wait for me.

Yeah yeah, don't worry. As long as we work as a team, everything should be a cinch!


You are pain in the ass to work with...

But I guess everything ended up sounding pretty good.

Definitely! Thanks for helping, now there's no way Blocky can give me any grief over not working on this presentation before.

Well, you really shouldn't have put it off so much, but I guess it doesn't matter now. Anyway, Dota. Bye!

*vanishes pretty much instantly*

Now that I have a presentation for Blocky, I can sleep for the next 15 hours. Hooray!


*is still sleeping over 15 hours later*

Wakey wakey!

*sheer terror*

Waaaaiiit, you haven't been sleeping since I left you yesterday, have you?

Of course not! Do you always assume the worst?

Dippy and I recorded a Paper Mario remix. Why don't you give it a listen?

Paper Mario? Any reason you chose to make a remix for... something that was tied for 12th?

Well...uh...

Do you even know what you're doing? I expect a more adequate presentation than that.

I guess it was a pretty dumb choice to make. I should be able to do something better by tomorrow.

You better! There'll be consequences to pay, otherwise!

Great... That really helps with the pressure...

I'm glad I could help!

*leaves again*

Man, I really need to figure something memorable out quickly. I'll look at the nominees again...

Super Mario World in 11th, Super Paper Mario in 10th, Yoshi's Island in 9th...

stoben, quackly

TFP? What's wrong?

what's wrong is that you've got malware

it's why you can't get any work done

TFP, I...don't have malware. I just procrastinate too much.

exactly, and that's 'cause you got malware

lemme fix it

Fix it? How?

just make your presentations with me and everything will be cool

I certainly appreciate that offer. What do you think we should make as a presentation?

dued

we should totally make a new dk rap

I'd be more fond of that idea if there were any Donkey Kong games in the top 3. But that's not the case.

why no dk games? isn't that what we're presenting?

...

No, TFP... You and me are presenting Favorite DK Character.

great, we can still do a dk rap then

TFP...that's not even the presentation I'm working on right now...

it's not? which one are you doing?

It says right at the top up there, "A1: Favorite Soundtrack". Didn't you read?

only the parts with me in them

JUST FOR THAT I'M ENDING YOUR PART EARLY

Right, back to work. Let's see... Mario & Luigi: Dream Team came in 8th... I know almost nothing about that game. This is tough.

*materializes out of thin air because having only one head to look at is boring*

Ah, yes, Stooben! I just materialized out of thin air to tell you that if you find yourself unable to think of an idea for a presentation by just looking at the nominees, you should instead check out other people's ideas from previous years and steal them!!!

No one will ever notice, I promise.

Your appearance here is dubious, but I appreciate the advice.

There are a lot of great presentations I could steal from...

Great! I'm happy to appear at random to help.

...By the way, if you see Shoey, tell him his presentation is overdue...

...And that I'll sew his shoe shut if he doesn't send it in ASAP.

*dematerializes*

Wow! Awards season sure does stress people out.

But despite his totally out-of-character threat there at the end, he did have a good suggestion. I should check through older presentations to see what inspires me.

*reads maybe two or three presentations*

Well, this is boring. I'll just pick a random presentation out of the two or three I bothered to read...

"A28: Favorite Boss". Okay.

Who even presented this? ...MrConcreteWho? Well, whatever, I'll go ask for permission to rip this off.

Right ho! You requested my presence, old chap?

Old?!

Enough of your prattling, I am a busy person and time is quid, so on with your needs!

(Is this guy for real?)

Right, anyway, I have almost no time to make a presentation, let alone one that's actually remotely creative, so can I please use a bunch of awesome heads like you did last year?

Absolutely, you may! While you're at it, go ahead and take my head! I'm sure you can put it to good use! Cheerio, pip pip, and all that offensively British valediction!

*shhhhhPOP*

Oh bollocks, I'm fading...

Great! Now I got the permission I needed to make the very presentation I'm already in! Plus, I got this free head. Cool!

STOOBEN STOP RIGHT THERE

Shoey? Again? What are you doing here?

I'm following you and I need that MCD head.

You...need MCD's head?

Yes, don't make me fight you for it.

I don't really have time to fight anyway. But...why do you want his head?

I have my reasons.

Now give me the MCD head or I will torture your soles.

But my shoes don't have any soles...

Dammit Stooben stop working against me.

Then stop eating up my time... I really don't have much left.

You'll never see me again if you just give me the MCD head.

Sure, whatever, it's not like it's my head anyway.


Oh God, I can't draw. What the hell was I thinking?!

I should've just made a remix, this is too hard. I'm never going to get my presentation in on time.

stob pls

TFP? Are you here to fight malware or to rap?

no you dummy, i'm here to remind you that you need to tell us the nominees

Oh yeah, I guess it has been a while since I listed some, huh? I got pretty distracted by Shoey, that crazy British guy, and even someone appearing out of nowhere...

stob pls

Right, right! Well, let's see here... Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story is at 7th...

...Super Mario 64 is at 6th. I hoped it would be a little higher up than that.

Taking 5th place—

Not so fast!

Dippy?

You can't just barrel through the results like that!

You need give your presentation some content! Some pizzazz! Something original!

Dippy. Look at this whole presentation. It's totally a rip-off of last year's Favorite Boss presentation. How can I make that original?

That's "Favourite" to you.

Also, obviously what I mean by that is to add more of me! I mean, really, just look at me!

I'm so cute!

But not as cute as me~!

Yes, we know. We all know...

(Why are all these people appearing in my house for no reason?)

Probably because you ran out of time to make a proper story.

(Whoa, why could he hear my thoughts?!)

Probably because it's written in plain text. You should be paying more attention. This is your presentation after all!

Although, I guess I can't get too mad at you now.

You finally did something, at least.

Superchao, stop hogging all the head frames.

Sorry.

STOOBEN I NEED YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW

Shoey.

I thought you said I'd never seen you again if I gave you MCD's head?

wat

You...gave Shoey...MCD's head?

u wot m8

That's pretty gross.

Don't judge Stooben! I gave him my head to do with as he saw fit! It just so happens he saw it appropriate to leave me with Shoey.

I thought you were dead.

I say, I completely forgot about that. Carry on then, lads and lass.

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« Reply #32 on: August 14, 2015, 07:46:16 PM »
By the way... MCD's ghostly appearance will not be enough to scare me away...

Shoey!

Crap. That was pretty much the only reason I wanted his head.

Uhh, guys? Can I get back to reading the nominees?

Fine, go ahead. But I'm killing Shoey afterwards.

Great! In 5th place is my favorite Mario game, and a soundtrack I can never get enough of, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. I wish it was a little higher up, but the top 5 isn't too bad!

In 4th place is a popular title with another great soundtrack, although I've yet to play the game myself; Super Mario 3D World!

And now for the top 3! Taking bronze, we have—

On second thought, screw this, I can't wait anymore.

Shoey, you're a dead man.

I feel like I could shoehorn a footwear joke in here to save myself...

...Shoey.

It should be easy to just slipper some puns in right here...

...Shoey!

Hopefully Stooben won't mind if I clog up his presentation with these jokes. Actually wait, *bleep* Stooben, I don't care what he wants.

SHOEY

I do need to prove I'm funnier than him. Now seems like the right time for this shoe to shine.

SHOEY WHERE IS YOUR PRESENTATION

I don't have it on me, I'm too busy being here in this presentation for no reason.

Actually, you know what

*hypnosis*

NO NOT THAT

I hope this isn't an excuse to boot me out of the presentation.

stooben stop these heinous jokes and give me the cameo

yoooooo it's nate

hey nate

nate

Oh my god, WILL YOU GUYS STOP?!

I still have to announce the top three nominees.

then JUST DO IT

Alright.

In 3rd place, claiming bronze, with 81 votes, is Super Mario Galaxy 2!

In 2nd place, claiming silver—

I'm disappointed I didn't get more screen time.

You got more appearances than I did...

And me.

probably more than me too

I didn't appear near enough.

But I did steal all the scenes I was in. Including this one. HI ME.

HOW DID YOU GET UNHYPNO'D

*works magic again*

*bleep*

Please. This presentation needs to end. The next person to interrupt is getting fookin' shot with a piss needle.

Then allow me to be that person, since I am already dead! I feel it is necessary to point out that this presentation has quite a lot of violence going on. It's frightening this good bean!

Aw, what, your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, self-decapitation, cup of tea?

Well, I can tell when I'm not welcome...

WILL EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP SO I CAN FINISH THIS

Hey, don't yell at me. I'm trying to help you get this finished.

Sorry.

Anyway...

In second place, claiming silver, with 115 votes, is Mario Kart 8!

And that leaves one final nominee! Claiming gold—

*barges in like Kramer, destroys doorway in the process*

STOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEENNNNNNN

What the hell?! Can't you knock?!

Great, another interruption.

You know, this is what happens when you wait until the last minute to do your presentation.

It's just Packy, though. What's the worst that could happen?

Unbelievable. Packy, don't you have people you should be sitting on right about now?

Yes, Dippy! In fact, I am here to do just that!

Because, you see, I'll be sitting on Stooben.

*sigh* Packy, why? Why now specifically? I'm in the middle of something important.

That's exactly why I'm here.

So, you're here to piss me off?

PFFFF YES

I HEARD YOU WERE MAKING A PRESENTATION WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE

AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I WASN'T ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

SO NOW I'M HERE TO MAKE YOU MAKE ME ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

I think that's about it.

Let me get this straight: you destroyed my doorway, interrupted my presentation at the most critical moment, are yelling at me, and now you want to be included in the presentation?

I DON'T THINK SO

If you don't...

...I'll eat your presentation.

...

Packy...you're already in the presentation now, because you interrupted it. Good job.   

Well, I want to be included in it from the start!

It's too late for that...

REALLY STOOBEN

I WALK ALL THE WAY OVER HERE—

A whopping five-step trek.

—AND THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GOING TO TREAT ME?!

NO STOOBEN

Packy...

NO ANTON

Packy!

NO DIPPY

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

GO AWAY TOADBERT, NO ONE LOVES YOU

I'm pretty sure it's you who's not loved, actually. Toadbert actually got a cameo, but not you!

okay you know what, this is dumb

Well, Packy, I'm glad you're finally seeing the error of your w—

*munch munch*

...

*munch munch*

PACKY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Good Lord, he's actually eating it! He's eating the presentation!

packy wtf

Wow...look at him go!

*munch munch*

Packy, you're doing God's work.

Aw man, he's eating all my screen time.

stooben this is why you're supposed to JUST DO IT

All...all that work... It's all gone...

I can't believe it. You actually ate my presentation.

And what a filling presenation it was!

I think my work here is done.

*leaves by creating a Packy-shaped hole in the wall*

I guess my work here is done too...considering it's all gone.

Uhh, Stooben, I think you're forgetting something.

Yeah. Even if your presentation was eaten, you're not done here until you announce all of the nominees...especially the winner!

stob, be quick before packy comes back

Yes, please do hurry! I'm not getting any less dead over here.

MCD, please stay dead so we can finish up. Macho Grubba didn't even come back this much...

Oof, have it your way, then.

Stooben, stop taking forever and announce the winner already.

Yes, yes, fine, fine.

Coming in first place, with 152 votes—

*checking for interruptions*

—claiming gold with over 20% of the voter turnout—

(Is someone coming or am I just paranoid and hearing things now?

JUST DO IT

Super Mario Galaxy! Who didn't see that coming?

more like who didn't see packy coming, he's so huge man

Haha! I gotta hand it to you! You really got this presentation done.

Even if it did get completely destroyed at the end.

u did it

Okay. So, uh, this is over now, right?

It's definitely over because I'm leaving now and any scene without me sucks.

Yep, that's a wrap! Now we can move on to better presentations~

...

Well, at least it's over. And I made sure to keep a handy fourth-wall interpretation of the whole thing, so Packy's huge appetite didn't ruin anything.

See you all later! Hope you enjoyed the presentation!



Dippy went back to playing Dota 2.
Shoey still hasn't taken over the world.
Anton is probably still busy at the moment.
Blocky probably is too, actually.
TheFreshPrince scared away the malware.
Toadbert was very encouraging.
Packy is still a fatass.
MrConcreteDonkey is heading in new directions!
Stooben went back to sleep.
Smasher didn't appear because he's in Texas.
Nobody had anything to do with this award or its nominees!

Spoiler: Detailed Results (click to show/hide)



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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2015, 07:46:37 PM »
its a shame she isnt like that all the time
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« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2015, 07:47:38 PM »
what is so sexy about the peach gif
the way she's rockin her booty around in that dress
it's incredibly sexy in all the right ways
Peach got that smash bros side-b action going on.
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also that is a very long presentation holy god

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« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2015, 07:48:44 PM »
galaxy has every right to win
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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS IX CEREMONY
« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2015, 07:50:02 PM »


Spoiler: Full Results (click to show/hide)



Shoey is up next with A27 - Favorite Boss Battle

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« Reply #37 on: August 14, 2015, 07:50:44 PM »
galaxy has every right to win

That game had some really good music
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« Reply #38 on: August 14, 2015, 07:51:27 PM »
Gusty Garden Galaxy was one of my favourites


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« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2015, 07:51:41 PM »
First hint to Rosalina winning everything.