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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #40 on: August 14, 2015, 06:26:16 PM »
*bleep* MP9 and MP10 tbh

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2015, 06:26:16 PM »
The car was pretty terrible.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2015, 06:26:29 PM »
if you don't like some nominees you can always join AC next year and argue against it or put a complaint in the suggestion box when it opens   :bowjr:



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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2015, 06:27:00 PM »
*bleep* MP9 and MP10 tbh
this tbh

also tripping got 1 vote lmao

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2015, 06:27:31 PM »

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« Reply #45 on: August 14, 2015, 06:27:46 PM »

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2015, 06:28:22 PM »
Still haven't done that in 3D World. Also yeah the cars are pretty bad. Too luck based.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2015, 06:28:29 PM »
forgot that the car was a choice

*bleep* them anyway and *bleep* the games they're in
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2015, 06:28:46 PM »
> dlc has a vote

> mk8 had amazing dlc

what

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2015, 06:28:59 PM »
if you don't like some nominees you can always join AC next year and argue against it or put a complaint in the suggestion box when it opens   :bowjr:
i'm pretty interested in joining the AC sometime in the future, but i'll ask how to join l8r

also cars does seem like a *bleep* mechanic, it's like banjo kazooie nuts and bolts all over again

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« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2015, 06:29:53 PM »
i'm joining awards comitee next year

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2015, 06:30:00 PM »
And now, the Fail Award where the courses you like are voted into the ground. Welcome to...
Worst Mario Kart Course

In fifth place, with 6.37% of the votes...

Shy Guy Beach from Mario Kart: Super Circuit! Come to the beach, where the crabs are larger than your car and the itineraries are transport routes for cannonballs. And they test those balls here too! Also try not to stay too close to the parasols. If just a fly touches them they switch from open to close or vice-versa.

In the fourth place, with 7.34% of the votes...

Bone Dry Dunes from Mario Kart 8! Want to watch a beautiful sunset? You can do that here, now with free sand in your socks! Going out for a barbeque? We've got just the right spareribs for you! Want to confuse the heck out of biology? Our vegetation has vertebrae! This and more at Bone Dry Dunes!

In third place, with 7.92% of the votes...

Rainbow Road from Mario Kart Wii! The second one to be close enough to Earth to see it, even if it drifted off this time. And you will also drift off the edges of the road here. In first and about to take that shortcut? Would be a shame if a Spiny Shell would appear, eh? Oh, speak of the devil. But there's also Star Bits to eat afterwards.

In second, with 9.27% of the votes...

Rainbow Road from Super Mario Kart! Also known as the Boomerang, as it just won't stay away, appearing in half of the series' games. And you will fall off each and every time. There is no escape. Oh, and there is invincible Thwomps as well, to spice things up a notch more. At least the music in MK8 makes up for it, even if MK8 can do that for each of the others too.

And in the first place, with 10.81% of the votes, is...

Banshee Boardwalk from Mario Kart 64! Officially the worst course ever according to our adept voters!
This course takes place on a haunted boardwalk in the middle of ocean nowhere. While actual Banshees are absent, this place is inhabited by Boo's and Swoopers. Annoying Swoopers at that. And one frickin' giant Cheep Cheep that jumps out of the water the exact moment you touch a particular plank on the road.

Thats it, thanks for being with us tonight! Favorite is on its way, so you can enjoy good courses as well. See you next time!

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Glitchy is up next with F6. Worst Spin-off.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #53 on: August 14, 2015, 06:30:20 PM »
Mario Party 9 won favorite Mario Party last year (and watch this game or MP10 winning this year).
Car wins worst mechanic.

Something is wrong with these votes.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2015, 06:30:57 PM »

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2015, 06:31:11 PM »
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wii rainbow road in 3rd

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2015, 06:31:22 PM »
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2015, 06:31:30 PM »
Banshee Boardwalk isn't bad and Sky Garden doesn't deserve that many votes.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2015, 06:32:21 PM »
i always hated banshee boardwalk, glad it got voted worst

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #59 on: August 14, 2015, 06:32:32 PM »
Something is wrong with these votes.

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