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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #180 on: August 14, 2015, 07:29:11 PM »
the new THE BABY

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #181 on: August 14, 2015, 07:29:28 PM »
glowsquid continues his trend of having absolutely amazing presentations every year

the medal holy *bleep*

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #182 on: August 14, 2015, 07:30:00 PM »

This concludes Fail Awards VII. Thank you everybody, the presenters for their hard work and dedication which allowed us to hold this event, and the viewers for joining us. Seriously, give yourselves a pat on the back. Take a vacation. Spend time with your family. You deserve it. The Awards Committee hopes you enjoyed it.

The main event, the Mario Awards, are coming up in about 10 minutes, with Anton as your host. We hope to see you there.

This is a 103% original script that is not copied from previous closing events by yours truly.



And so, the Fail Awards have concluded! In ten minutes, Mario Awards IX will begin with the introduction from our host, Anton. In fifteen minutes, Stooben will post up the first Mario Awards presentation: A1, Favorite Soundtrack.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #183 on: August 14, 2015, 07:30:21 PM »
the medal officially makes this the best presentation.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #184 on: August 14, 2015, 07:31:18 PM »
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #185 on: August 14, 2015, 07:31:25 PM »
the medal officially makes this the best presentation.
still doesn't beat mcd's

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #186 on: August 14, 2015, 07:31:35 PM »
and this is why glowsquid should always do F15

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #187 on: August 14, 2015, 07:32:08 PM »
and this is why glowsquid should always do F15
amen

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #188 on: August 14, 2015, 07:32:22 PM »
that god danged medal

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #189 on: August 14, 2015, 07:33:06 PM »
The medal deserves a medal and I'm shooting everyone who opposes this thing being in U6 next year.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #190 on: August 14, 2015, 07:33:58 PM »
The medal omg i'm laughing so hard

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #191 on: August 14, 2015, 07:34:19 PM »
that was a good dang ending to a brilliant fail awards

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #192 on: August 14, 2015, 07:34:28 PM »
why, indeed, that medallion had a very good usage in this quite fantastic presentation :posh:

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #193 on: August 14, 2015, 07:38:10 PM »
A+ presentation from glowsquid. the medal made it great
also mcd's was pretty unique and good as well
i havent read anything before that though so i cant comment on it

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #194 on: August 14, 2015, 07:51:28 PM »
I'd like to thank the organizers for letting me get away with the medal bit, ehehe.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #195 on: August 14, 2015, 07:51:41 PM »
Glowsquid's presentation was truly perfect. If you did not read this new presentation of Glowsquid madness, you are stupid. Yes, I know it's insulting, but that's also the truth. If you're a true Fail Awards fan, you will not hesitate in the slightest bit to read this piece of Fail Award history.


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #196 on: August 15, 2015, 02:45:44 AM »
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I'm very happy about this shift in votes differing from the last few years

if you don't like some nominees you can always join AC next year and argue against it or put a complaint in the suggestion box when it opens   :bowjr:
i'm pretty interested in joining the AC sometime in the future, but i'll ask how to join l8r

It's pretty much just ask and if you're not an awful person with no ability to be responsible, combined with a good reputation and interest in helping and being active, then you're in.  There's a meeting once a week and if you can't make it just participate in discussions in the staff board.

i assume due to all the falling off

re: hating banshee boardwalk; yeah it's just not that fun or interesting of a course, then you add no walls or fences to most of the map so you can fall off easily around the unreasonably sharp turns, and it's just *bleep*

As for F9 results, Peach Blossom totally wouldn't be as bad if the opponents were asleep longer than maybe like 2 seconds, that way you can actually have a chance to get to your health pick-ups before they do.

MCD I really liked your presentation, it looked very cool and the humor wasn't cheap brit stuff ahahahaha where's doomy i haven't made fun of him in days  ;~;  but really it was really silly and I liked that a lot  :D

I mean, if this is what's at Corona Mountain then idk why people hate it.  It is interesting though seeing the top 3 all involve floating on liquids.

Glowsquid as I told you earlier the thing that I love about your presentations year after year is your ability to use sarcasm and snippy humor in a way that doesn't seem forced and edgy.  It's really nice to laugh at a negative joke without having to cringe first!!  A+++

I think that's all of the commentary I had that's not just bland "u did it" and "your presentation was good!" because they were, good job guys !!!


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #197 on: August 18, 2015, 07:53:45 PM »
I'm glad to see Birdo and Poison Mushroom didn't win this year :birdo: