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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #40 on: August 14, 2015, 04:21:12 PM »
Packy's skeleton though.

And Y876.

Lol

Congrats Anton!

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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2015, 04:22:27 PM »
great presentation anton
Rest in Peace Walkazo, forever will be missed

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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2015, 04:22:30 PM »
Spoiler: Part 2 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Epilogue (click to show/hide)

Thanks for reading and I am really sorry it ended up being so long.


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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2015, 04:22:39 PM »
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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2015, 04:23:50 PM »
Congrats to Edo, Anton and MCD. Also great job on these presentations they look amazing!

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« Reply #45 on: August 14, 2015, 04:24:10 PM »
Yay I have a sprite (kinda)

thanks mcd!

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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2015, 04:24:59 PM »
S5 - Favorite Veteran Writer

Crocs vs. Gators

There once was a lady who lived on an island
Who ran a reptilian gang.
She shot down her enemies from up in the highland
And spoke with Australian slang.

So all in the land had heard of her name
Even those in the mountains so nippy.
For when she rode in, they'd proudly proclaim,
"Ha ha! It's Crocodile Dippy!"

There once was a man who, in Florida, resided;
He had his own following as well.
And it was with him that most had sided
In the land that's as hot as Hell.

Across the state he fought and brawled
His critics - both tall and puny.
And so when he came back home they called
Him Alligator Loony!

The two would meet up at an Awards Show event
And ended up getting in a fight,
For they could not decide who would present
Favorite Veteran that night!

To everyone's shock, a third party came about.
The Gharial Cockamamie stole the show!
He knocked poor Dippy and Loony out
And gave his own presentation a go.

"Hello, and thank you for coming," he began,
"I'm happy to be here with you.
"So now that they're gone, I think that we can
"Go on with the show now. Woo hoo!"

"So in eighth we've got Pyro
"Who whips up reviews.
"His vote count is zero...
"That's... not good news."

"Continuing down the list,
"In seventh we've got 2!
"One of them's Drift
"And Shoey's there too."

"In sixth we've got Packy,
"Whose size could crush all.
"The..."


The, uh, um...

...

Shoot, can't think of a rhyme. What am I going to do? Ah, yes! Let me ask my good buddies in chat.

<SMB>: guys halp
<SMB>: what's a word that rhymes with Packy
<Shoey>: wacky
<SMB>: THANKS
<Gabumon>: lackey
<Shoey>: hero this website deserves 
<Anton{Politoed}>: tacky
<Gabumon>: packy, the tacky, wacky lackey
<Anton{Politoed}>: yes
<SMB>: You guys rock.

Anyway, as I was saying,

"The tacky, wacky lackey
"Who could eat an entire shopping mall."

"So next we move on with
"Two more 'Shroom junkies!
"Those who got fifth
"Are Yoshi and Funky."

"And now we're at fourth places,
"...And these rhymes are getting wonky...
"But we've got two familiar faces:
"Paper Yoshi and MrConcreteDonkey!"

All of a sudden, the two others got up
And threw Cockamamie into a cage.
Dippy said to the crowd, "G'day mates, sup?"
As she and Loony came back to the stage.

"I'm back here to say that I wound up in third,
"And now that it's done, I'm outta here!"
So Dippy took off, and shot Loony a bird
"I'm headed home to go pound back a beer."

Now Alligator Loony was left on his own
To finish this presentation.
Second and first places were still unknown
After all these usurpations.

"I hope that you're all alert
"To hear the silver medal winner.
"This honor goes to Toadbert
"Who wonders what's for dinner."

"That leaves Mr. Edo, my dear friends,
"As the number one man this time!
"And now my presentation ends,
"Because I've run out of rhymes."




With all of that rhyming out of the way, I'd like to say " :dk: ratulations" to Edofenrir, and would like to thank everybody that was nominated for this award; you're all there because you have been long-time writers for The 'Shroom, and all of your contributions are invaluable. We wouldn't have reached 100 issues were it not for our great writing staff!

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« Last Edit: August 14, 2015, 04:26:33 PM by Super Mario Bros. »

SMB artwork by Edofenrir.

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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2015, 04:26:30 PM »
Edo winning everything φ

GG

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« Reply #48 on: August 14, 2015, 04:26:41 PM »
that was *bleep*in amazing mcd omg

congrats on winning as well
also congrats to edo

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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2015, 04:27:39 PM »
all these presentations are amazing

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« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2015, 04:27:53 PM »
well done MCD

on both the win and the comic

and well done again to edo for a second (?) win!

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« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2015, 04:28:24 PM »
mcd that was a spectacular comic

even if i got shot, what the *bleep* dippy

also nice poetry, didn't know you were up for it SMB

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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2015, 04:30:13 PM »
S2 - Favorite Team
by Gabumon



MCD: Pssst! Packy! I think it's starting! Get over here!



Packy: Nooo! I can't find my chair! SMB said it was back here somewhere!

MCD: Forget about the chair, you're missing the ceremony!

Packy: But you all got one! I want one too!



Edo: Ok, so we're like, here today to celebrate the most popular Shroom sub-team as of 2015, there's six nominees, and the winner is listed inside this envelope, which has been glued shut for some reason, I don't know why. Like, you could have just given me the document itself, or left the envelope open. Now I'll have to rip this up and waste a perfectly good envelope. This is not proper budget management.

SMB: Just open the envelope, geez!

Edo: Ugh fine. It seems like the winner is F--



Edo: fffffffffffff



Dippy: G'day, mate. What did you say the winner was again?

Edo: Uhhh... why, I am not sure. Maybe the results were inconclusive, ha ha ha!

Dippy: Might I suggest re-tallying? And this time make sure you get the correct results. The ones where the winner starts with a "C".

Edo: Absolutely!



MCD: Pardon me, would it trouble you much if I put my chair over here?

Dippy: No, knock yourself out, mate.

MCD: Why, thank you.



MCD: Would you look at that! Packy! I found your chair!

Packy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!



Dippy: Bugger!





Favorite Shroom Sub-team 2015:

Fake News
And Packy halped.



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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #53 on: August 14, 2015, 04:30:30 PM »
ok mcd I think youve given me my best appearance all year already

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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2015, 04:31:19 PM »
literally the best way to win

ye packyyyyyyyyyy

congrats mcd

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« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2015, 04:31:33 PM »
fabulous

short and sweet and to the point

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« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2015, 04:32:10 PM »
nice job to whoever's running that show up there


jk i know it's mcd

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Re: OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2015, 04:32:14 PM »
very nice use of packy

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« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2015, 04:32:20 PM »
once again packy's fat ass saves the day

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« Reply #59 on: August 14, 2015, 04:32:31 PM »
not too long for my attention span/10