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Re: Headcanons of Smash Bros
« Reply #140 on: April 14, 2019, 08:22:24 AM »

Roy and Roy (The Cool One) are engaged.

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Lucas is a eunuch.

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Sakurai is too racist to add Steve.




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Re: Headcanons of Smash Bros
« Reply #141 on: April 14, 2019, 11:46:14 PM »
Wait, so one of the Roys is NOT cool?

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Re: Headcanons of Smash Bros
« Reply #142 on: April 14, 2019, 11:59:20 PM »
Wait, so one of the Roys is NOT cool?
FE Roy is not cool because he doesn't wear shades.  Obviously.

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Re: Headcanons of Smash Bros
« Reply #143 on: April 15, 2019, 12:10:14 AM »
He also harnesses the element of something we all agree isn't cool.


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Re: Headcanons of Smash Bros
« Reply #145 on: April 15, 2019, 03:02:43 AM »
Wait, so one of the Roys is NOT cool?
FE Roy is not cool because he doesn't wear shades.  Obviously.
but Fire is cool and FE Roy has a fire sword so he is cool.

Also FE Roy gets his own slot because he is cooler and doesn't deserve to share a slot with seven other characters.

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Re: Headcanons of Smash Bros
« Reply #146 on: April 15, 2019, 03:07:03 AM »

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« Reply #147 on: April 15, 2019, 10:21:02 AM »
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Re: Headcanons of Smash Bros
« Reply #148 on: April 15, 2019, 11:42:10 AM »
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« Reply #149 on: April 15, 2019, 10:11:36 PM »
Wait, so one of the Roys is NOT cool?
FE Roy is not cool because he doesn't wear shades.  Obviously.


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Re: Headcanons of Smash Bros
« Reply #150 on: April 23, 2019, 08:05:29 AM »
Roy (FE):
  • Sword, is sorta cool
  • Trash recovery
  • All on his lonesome
  • No range
  • No Funk

Roy (SMB)
  • Mech suit, really cool
  • Nice recovery
  • He's got 7 siblings to help him out
  • Good range
  • Loads of funk

His Boxer name in Ultimate is litterally THE COOL ONE.
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Re: Headcanons of Smash Bros
« Reply #151 on: April 24, 2019, 12:58:44 AM »
Not that I put up much of a fight anyway but... I goddang give up.

Still my boy though.

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Re: Headcanons of Smash Bros
« Reply #152 on: April 24, 2019, 01:12:02 AM »
Not that I put up much of a fight anyway but... I goddang give up.

Still my boy though.
Look.

Roy Koopa is the cool one.

FE Roy is the hot stuff.