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Re: OFFICIAL USERPEDIA AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2014, 05:12:54 PM »
Oh hello dude. Nice of you to take some time off to see the awards.

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« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2014, 05:13:28 PM »
Mmm...Roast Pidgey...
I'm legally obligated to mention that Lumastar came up with my name.

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« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2014, 05:14:12 PM »
ROASTING IN AN EPIC BREAD
HE EXISTS MORE!

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« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2014, 05:15:05 PM »
Attention one, attention all!

This comic is in four parts! All four parts tell a short story of love, loss, action, adventure, some sort of strange situation involving diamonds and cake, and a really strange plot to blow up the awards ceremony. However, the main awards announcement is in Comic Number 4. If you're just looking towards finding the results, simply open up Spoiler Number 4. Thanks for your time, and have a lovely awards ceremony. ~Neptune

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Re: OFFICIAL USERPEDIA AWARDS VII CEREMONY
« Reply #44 on: August 15, 2014, 05:16:00 PM »
ROASTING IN AN EPIC BREAD

don't know you but you seem like an important person

so hi

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« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2014, 05:16:06 PM »
nice silver medal xp

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« Reply #46 on: August 15, 2014, 05:16:09 PM »
YES I'M FINALLY AT A COMPUTER INSTEAD OF MY PHONE
Now where'd I put that picture of me wearing a hat...
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« Reply #47 on: August 15, 2014, 05:16:44 PM »
YES I'M FINALLY AT A COMPUTER INSTEAD OF MY PHONE
Now where'd I put that picture of me wearing a hat...
You found a hat of the proper size?

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« Reply #48 on: August 15, 2014, 05:19:08 PM »
YES I'M FINALLY AT A COMPUTER INSTEAD OF MY PHONE
Now where'd I put that picture of me wearing a hat...

I think I found it.


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« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2014, 05:19:27 PM »
YES I'M FINALLY AT A COMPUTER INSTEAD OF MY PHONE
Now where'd I put that picture of me wearing a hat...
You found a hat of the proper size?
You're going on the kill list, kid.
I'm legally obligated to mention that Lumastar came up with my name.

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« Reply #50 on: August 15, 2014, 05:19:34 PM »
Good job Edo.  Tales from the Moon is wonderful.

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« Reply #51 on: August 15, 2014, 05:19:58 PM »
Here's a gif featuring a bunch of Mafia roles.  Bonus points to anyone who can guess them all!

I dumped my entire budget into only this so have fun with it.

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« Reply #52 on: August 15, 2014, 05:20:12 PM »
Well there's the problematic shape of your head that would require a bigger hat. You're looking at things that aren't there.

Edit:Anton doesn't have a problematic shaped head, Vommack does.

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« Reply #53 on: August 15, 2014, 05:21:09 PM »
Finally found my hat. Now I just need a lampshade.
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« Reply #54 on: August 15, 2014, 05:21:19 PM »
Wait *bleep*, what? TFTM won? How?

Well anyway!


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« Reply #55 on: August 15, 2014, 05:22:18 PM »
ITT: Mafia crushes everything else

He would talk in that ear-grating voice until the other fighters fall off the stage.

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« Reply #56 on: August 15, 2014, 05:22:46 PM »
cool gif, anton. and nice, a win for mafia

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« Reply #57 on: August 15, 2014, 05:23:41 PM »
It has Pink Gold Peach in, instant best presentation.

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« Reply #58 on: August 15, 2014, 05:23:55 PM »
Doctor, Werewolf, Viligante, Bulletproof, Hypnotist, and a bunch of other roles i don't recognize.

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« Reply #59 on: August 15, 2014, 05:25:05 PM »
I can feel air come into my nostrils; I can slightly feel dry warmth around me.  I thought of what it would be like to be back home, where I am a long way from there.  These thoughts were abruptly interrupted by the loud call of my mobile phone.  It was a voicemail notification, which is weird since I have no bars.  I opened my phone and listened to the voicemail.

"Hey," the caller said.  It was my friend.  "I just wanted to say The Donut Feast is closed, and I came home to call you right away.  So bye."

Well since The Donut Feast is closed, the only way to get donuts now is Userpedia.  It's only a matter of time before we see celebrities eating at Userpedia.  I can only imagine....

I should probably explain my situation.  I am lost in a jungle.  I was chased by something otherworldly.  Some kind of mutated animal.  Usually I can fend off any animal encounters, but I barely managed to save my life with this one.  Maybe I still can, but at that, my confidence drained away.

I wasn't alone.  I also have my faithful cat:  Belle.  She goes with me everywhere.  During that fight, I barely saved Belle's life...and I don't think I could forgive myself if I lost her.

Right now, I am sitting momentarily before I can find someone or someone could find me.  Belle was on the ground.  Her face was in pain of darkness, and she was in a defensive position.  This situation is pretty much hopeless unless someone notices I am gone.

I closed my eyes to listen.  I needed water.  Something to keep me and Belle hydrated. I listened.  And listened.   And listened.   Maybe I was imagining it, but I could swear I heard running water to the left of me.   I picked up Belle, who gave a little meow, and followed my instincts.  To my surprise, I was not imagining it.   I was lead to the river.  The water in the river contains special properties- it’s pure, and it purifies everything it touches.   Or so I would have liked to believe.  It was beyond dirty.  Completely undrinkable.  Dying from dehydration would be terrible. 

I laid down by the stream in a feverish slump.  I was not feeling well at all and neither was Belle.  I closed by eyes for a second and when I opened it, the river  turned into milk!  Nice, creamy, cold milk.  I would at least have this milk to drink and wouldn't die of hunger as soon.  I about reached my hand into the milk when some part of my brain told me to stop.  Why? I want the milk.  Maybe...could I be...hallucinating? 

No, I can't hallucinate.  Hallucination mean death to me.  I looked at the canopy.  All I could see was trees.  I heard unusual sounds.  Like if snakes could talk, that's what I would hear.  But one voice was separated by the rest. A deep, demonic voice, slowly rising in volume.  The demon flashed before my eyes and said in a commanding  voice," Your soul is mine."

I screamed as loudly as I could and hugged Belle more.  "Go away please,"  I begged.  The demon just chanted "Your soul is mine" over and over again. 

"Meow."  I looked at Belle.  Her eyes began to glow and rapidly change colors, then launched a beam at my face.  When it hit me, I yelled in immense pain.  "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?" I screamed.

When I was able to see again the demon easily infiltrated Belle's soul.  "Your final seconds are about up," it said. 

Tears were streaming down my face.  I couldn't talk.  I could only lay there helplessly as I could feel my life draining and body wasting.  I was so  sick, that I was clutching at my stomach and moaning.   The demon in my cat spoke once more.  "You will die and your  soul will be mine in five seconds."

"What did you say?" I questioned.

"Four."

"Please no"

"Three."

"What did I do to deserve this?"

"Two."

"I WILL DO ANYTHING.  PLEASE DON'T LET MET DIE."

"One."



The written word is a powerful tool.   With it, people can create stories with any imagination.  When we read, we visualize to the point of, when you think about it, it's really crazy.  To write is to create something that can almost come true.

The above story has lines taken out from every single nomination  in this Award, in at least a paraphrased form.  If you are the author, you may recognize your line.  If you are an avid read and/or fan of the work, you may also recognize it.  Goes to show you that words are just a tiny part of a whole creation just waiting to be read. 

But I think I have rambled on too long.  Let me announce some awards. 



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