Author Topic: Awards Mafia IV - INNOCENTS WIN: A nice change of pace  (Read 54807 times)

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Day 13: Stop the presses!
« Reply #722 on: September 09, 2014, 02:58:37 PM »


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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Day 13: Stop the presses!
« Reply #723 on: September 09, 2014, 03:00:03 PM »

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Day 13: Stop the presses!
« Reply #724 on: September 09, 2014, 03:53:39 PM »
well, i suppose now's a good time for me to use my converting item

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Day 13: Stop the presses!
« Reply #725 on: September 09, 2014, 03:55:11 PM »
Converting item?

wow those exist

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Day 13: Stop the presses!
« Reply #726 on: September 09, 2014, 03:55:56 PM »
of course fellow scumbuddy
Rest in Peace Walkazo, forever will be missed

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Day 13: Stop the presses!
« Reply #727 on: September 09, 2014, 03:56:31 PM »
of course fellow scumbuddy
Ok, ok

it's my first mafia game and i haven't been keeping up so i had no idea
carry on.

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Day 13: Stop the presses!
« Reply #728 on: September 09, 2014, 03:57:47 PM »
i think youre lying since you couldnt possibly have both an item and b45 already converted

throw this *bleep*ty liar in the trash already

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Day 13: Stop the presses!
« Reply #729 on: September 09, 2014, 04:00:02 PM »
Final vote tally
Smasher (5) - TFP, Lily, Turb, Crackin, NSM
Crackin (1) - Smasher

Unlike the previous day, there was no eclipse, and the town had no indecision. Over half of the surviving members of the group banded together and declared that Smasher should be the next one to die. He feebly tried to countervote for Crackin, using the solid logic of :pgp:, but it was to no avail. The town dragged him up to the noose...

"The great dictator won't be defeated so easily!"

Smasher jumped from the platform, ready to attack someone in the crowd! Unfortunately for him, a buff marine with flag tattoos and odd hair chose that moment to jump in and beat the crap out of Smasher. Having successfully subdued him, Guile left as quickly as he came, and the town had no trouble actually lynching Smasher. He promptly died. A random old man was the only one who was saddened in the slightest.

Meanwhile, Drift was standing around when he was suddenly hit by a lightning bolt. As he got back up, everyone expected to see him looking different for some reason... but he looked the same! It didn't matter either way when a second lightning bolt hit him. That one, he didn't get up from.

Smasher has been lynched! He was M. Bison, the Mafia Yakuza.
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Drift has been modkilled for constant inactivity! He was not replaced due to the game being in the final stages. He was Feferi Peixes, the Innocent Medium.
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It is now Night 13.

"Roll like a tank, hit like a... decommissioned tank."
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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Day 13: Stop the presses!
« Reply #730 on: September 09, 2014, 04:03:13 PM »
*bleep* you perch don't lynch me when i'm trying to post

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Day 13: Stop the presses!
« Reply #731 on: September 09, 2014, 04:04:14 PM »
*bleep* you perch don't lynch me when i'm trying to post
haha this so much

i was posting while lynched like goddangit

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Day 13: Stop the presses!
« Reply #732 on: September 09, 2014, 04:18:22 PM »
i think youre lying since you couldnt possibly have both an item and b45 already converted

throw this *bleep*ty liar in the trash already
we already cop checked b45 lol
its game over for real now

hee heehee hee

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Night 13: Definitely not a Tuesday
« Reply #733 on: September 09, 2014, 04:18:37 PM »
WHAT SMASHER WAS MAFIA

O
M
G

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Night 13: Definitely not a Tuesday
« Reply #734 on: September 09, 2014, 04:29:48 PM »
WHAT SMASHER WAS MAFIA

O
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G
total shocker

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Re: Awards Mafia IV - Night 13: Definitely not a Tuesday
« Reply #735 on: September 09, 2014, 05:22:02 PM »
Something has happened!

Almost as soon as the day ended, Lily, Crackin, TFP, Turb and MM15 were invited by somebody anonymously to the Town Hall.

"What's going on? Who invited us here?", asked TFP.

Crackin replied, "I thought you did."

Lily added "Yeah, I thought we'd be discussing strategy or some *bleep* like that."

They waited about ten minutes, but nobody else seemed to show up.

"I'm leaving. I have better things to do." Turb said as he walked off.



"Oh no, I don't think you are."

Everyone was shocked, as they turned around to see Bowser45, with the key to the Town Hall in one hand, and a gun in the other. He was wearing a deerstalker and smoking a pipe.

"Sorry, but I'm going to be calling off your little alliance."

Bowser45 pointed the gun at them. All of them. At once.

"But why? Why would Sherlock Holmes be Mafia?" asked VocalBeat.

"Why? Oh, I don't know. I could tell just by looking at Innocent victim after Innocent victim that they were all exasperated - too much so to end the game in their favour, so I did what I had to to survive and to carry on serving as a detective, and this gave me the perfect opportunity to get rid of everyone who knew. Or maybe it's because I am bored - bored of solving crime! But to be a part of crime, now that is what entices me! To create crimes even more unsolveable than those that have stumped me in the past, to not only match up to their examples but become even better. Maybe it's just the ideal role for me - I lack sympathy and empathy and that's all you fools could ever express after-"

Suddenly, NSM broke down the locked door with a pistol in his hand and shot Bowser45 in the chest, killing him instantly. He shouted "What a poof!"

Everyone else just stared at him.

"What? He was the last mafia! I had to kill him!"

Bowser45 was vigkilled! He was Sherlock Holmes, the Innocent Cop. He had been converted to the Mafia on Day 8.
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The Innocents looked around a bit, unsure of what to do next.

"Congratulations!" said the Old Man who lived in the Town Square, who nobody but Smasher ever actually visited. "You have rid this town of all the Mafia. Except me."

NSM shot him in the face.

The Mafia has been defeated!

The Innocents have won the game!

"Right then! Now that that's settled, I'm off!", NSM said, grabbing Lily and absconding out of the nearest window.

TFP and Turb both tried to return to space but ended up in Canada.

Crackin returned to Keelhaul Key with the Skull Gem and was swiftly attacked by Cortez for stealing it from him again.

Vocal Beat struck a movie deal with Michael Bay so the world could see his beauty.


Lily has survived and won the game! She was Smeargle, the Innocent Copycat.
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VocalBeat has survived and won the game! He was Donatello, the Innocent Inventor.
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TFP has survived and won the game! He was Dr. McCoy, the Innocent Doctor.
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Crackin355 has survived and won the game! He was Flavio, the Innocent Jack of all Trades.
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New Super Mario has survived and won the game! He was Lord Flashheart, the Innocent Public Speaker.
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Turboo has survived and won the game! He was Philip J. Fry, the Innocent Bus Driver/Headstrong.
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The game is over! Please go back to the lounge.