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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #620 on: April 09, 2019, 07:03:30 PM »
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Toadette, the owner of the hotel, comes out and scolds Mario for ruining her hotel. Mario, however, decides to dance to fix the hotel
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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #621 on: April 09, 2019, 07:22:01 PM »
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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #622 on: April 09, 2019, 07:35:09 PM »
Wow, that's probably my file name from like 2010 or so.

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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #623 on: April 09, 2019, 07:47:18 PM »
Precisely.



To be fair though, he kinda looks like Chuckie.

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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #624 on: April 10, 2019, 12:00:57 AM »
i love laughing at my own immaturity sometimes
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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #625 on: April 10, 2019, 12:45:50 AM »
Quote from: List of Super Mario Sunshine glitches#Yoshi on the Lonely Island
Jump into the Blue Screen of Death.

EDIT: Even better...

Quote from: List of Super Mario Sunshine glitches#Literal Blue Screen of Death
The Blue Screen of Death [wikipedia link] is an area under most levels.

EDIT 2: Unrelated but equally hilarious:

Quote from: List of Super Mario Sunshine glitches (section title)
Making Mario capture Princess Peach
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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #626 on: April 11, 2019, 05:58:54 PM »
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Knife Guys, also called Shy Guys with a knife[...]
While I wrote most of the last part of that section of a sentence I wanted to point out how generic the name "Shy Guys with a knife" is, and how thankful I am that the treehouse decided to make up a much less generic name for them.

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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #627 on: April 11, 2019, 07:02:07 PM »
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Yoshi must translate for Mario

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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #628 on: April 12, 2019, 01:28:55 PM »
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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #629 on: April 12, 2019, 01:48:25 PM »
The WL3 official site had some odd inconsistent names, there were clearly multiple writers.

And like you told me, in German, Fat Wario is "Dicker Wario."

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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #630 on: April 12, 2019, 03:16:37 PM »
Oh, and Puffy Wario's "Dickkopf-Wario."

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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #631 on: April 12, 2019, 03:20:49 PM »
Anyways on the same train of thought, I know this doesn't technically belong here, but it's always fun to tell a weeaboo friend that there's an enemy in Super Mario 3D World called "Neko Killer" in Japan and watch them react.

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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #632 on: April 12, 2019, 03:30:33 PM »
The WL3 official site had some odd inconsistent names, there were clearly multiple writers.

And like you told me, in German, Fat Wario is "Dicker Wario."

"dicker" translates to "thick". therefore the name



is canon
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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #633 on: April 15, 2019, 09:38:27 AM »
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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #634 on: April 15, 2019, 03:58:04 PM »
Pretty sure that post was made already. :-\

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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #635 on: April 15, 2019, 07:07:47 PM »
I posted a different (funnier) sentence from the same article.

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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #636 on: April 15, 2019, 07:37:54 PM »
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It should be noted that the image used for Notre Dame is outdated, as on April 15th 2019 most of the building caught on fire and is now mostly in ruins.

Perhaps they should have looked at sources from people who were actually there, as the only truly damaged things are one stained glass window and the spire (which had its statues removed during restoration anyways). Most of what caught fire was the roof and some restoration-scaffolding. Most of the cathedral is masonry, which doesn't exactly burn. Heck, it was bombed in both World Wars and wasn't reduced to "ruins."


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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #637 on: April 15, 2019, 07:47:30 PM »
I've seen images of the fire being contained, the structure still looked mostly fine after that. Sure it looked like it suffered some damage, but not exactly "smoldering ruins" like the article implies.
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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #638 on: April 15, 2019, 08:22:53 PM »
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Re: Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?
« Reply #639 on: April 21, 2019, 10:07:46 PM »
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