Small nitpick about the UP Dossiers: since Ghost Jam took a few years off, he doesn't actually have the 2nd longest term after Porplemontage anymore - when I ran the stats last year for my awards presentation, Coincollector had the 2nd longest, but since he retired, I've surpassed him for the #2 spot. Glowsquid is third, CC is fourth now, and Ghost Jam has the fifth longest term. Also, from the Retired User award, Phoenix Rider is the only one who broke the top 10, tied for the eighth longest term with Cobold (dunno who's longer: they're within a month of each other and I didn't bother getting more precise).