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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2014, 09:33:28 PM »
No joke: my sister actually believed the BGM in Mario Kart games came from the kart's radio
I made a joke about that once

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2014, 09:34:38 PM »
Bowser continues to date Peach, without Mario knowing. Peach doesn't have the heart to tell him that she is not his lover, and Bowser actually arranges kidnappings, for then he can spend time with the Mushroom Princess.
To bring peace to the kingdom, Bowser and Peach don't really have a choice about marriage, since then the feud between the Koopa Troop and the Mushroom People would subside.
The continuous rivalry between the Beanbean and Mushroom Kingdom continues, and it won't stop until Toadsworth marries Queen Bean.
Popple now travels rapidly between both kingdoms to work as a spy among the Toads. He steals stuff the bring back and also reports on their next Beanbean assault.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2014, 09:37:27 PM »
Bowser continues to date Peach, without Mario knowing. Peach doesn't have the heart to tell him that she is not his lover, and Bowser actually arranges kidnappings, for then he can spend time with the Mushroom Princess.

Mario keeps kidnapping Peach from Bowser

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2014, 09:37:40 PM »
I like to think that Yoshi is homosexual.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2014, 09:39:42 PM »
If Birdo is male, that is so. If Birdo is not, that isn't true.

However, I like to think that the Pink Birdo is female, but all other colour Birdos are male and dress like the Pink Birdo because or peer pressure.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2014, 09:40:23 PM »
I like to think that Yoshi is homosexual.

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I complete have this too, or bisexual at least.

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« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2014, 09:40:58 PM »
If Birdo is male, that is so. If Birdo is not, that isn't true.
Well I'm not sure if it's considered homosexuality if you're transexual

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2014, 09:42:00 PM »
Toadsworth marries Queen Bean.
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2014, 09:49:38 PM »
My intention. My headcanon wasn't even supposed to make sense as it is. I had to think of a male ruler of Toads... to marry Queen Bean... or else Peach has to marry Prince Peasley.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2014, 09:52:47 PM »
Wait I don't remember double posting

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2014, 09:54:06 PM »
Some more:

-Wario is Mario's cousin, same for Luigi/Waluigi.

-Koopalings are Bowser's kids, but from a different mother than Bowser Jr.

-Daisy is lesbian, but only likes Peach as a friend.

-Piranha Plants were failed artificial growth hormone experiments by E. Gadd.

-Poochy is secretly an all powerful being who can bend the very fabric of space and time at his command.

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« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2014, 09:59:11 PM »
Okay, due to Super Luigi Bros., I have come up with a terrible theory.

Luigi and Mario are fraternal twins
BUT LUIGI HAS AN IDENTICAL TWIN ALSO NAMED LUIGI

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2014, 10:01:06 PM »
Luigi and Mario are fraternal twins
BUT LUIGI HAS AN IDENTICAL TWIN ALSO NAMED LUIGI


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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2014, 10:02:10 PM »


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« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2014, 10:04:47 PM »
Actually, those are AMAZING! Apart from the fact Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers, it's a perfectly good headcanon that could have happened.

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« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2014, 10:07:39 PM »
Actually, those are AMAZING! Apart from the fact Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers, it's a perfectly good headcanon that could have happened.
Actually they've been called brothers at least once

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« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2014, 10:13:37 PM »
Actually, those are AMAZING! Apart from the fact Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers, it's a perfectly good headcanon that could have happened.
Actually they've been called brothers at least once
One of the news briefs you can get in Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games for the 3DS reads, "Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers."
Another brief says they're actually cousins.

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« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2014, 10:14:08 PM »
Actually, those are AMAZING! Apart from the fact Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers, it's a perfectly good headcanon that could have happened.
Actually they've been called brothers at least once
One of the news briefs you can get in Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games for the 3DS reads, "Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers."
Another brief says they're actually cousins.
*facepalm*

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2014, 10:16:39 PM »
My headcannon: Wario is a creep, and Mario and Luigi are forced to be parents of themselves. (:babymario::babyluigi:) There's more to it, but no one wants to listen to it.
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2014, 10:18:24 PM »
My headcannon: Wario is a creep, and Mario and Luigi are forced to be parents of themselves. (:babymario::babyluigi:) There's more to it, but no one wants to listen to it.
I will listen happily.
Actually, those are AMAZING! Apart from the fact Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers, it's a perfectly good headcanon that could have happened.
Actually they've been called brothers at least once
One of the news briefs you can get in Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games for the 3DS reads, "Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers."
Another brief says they're actually cousins.

Fixed.