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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1520 on: January 04, 2019, 09:19:25 PM »
No there isn't XD

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1521 on: January 05, 2019, 12:14:50 AM »
I'll make my own continuity!
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« Reply #1522 on: January 05, 2019, 01:03:20 AM »
Reminds me of the Banjo-Kazooie FANDOM wikia's stance on Banjo-Pilot.

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According to Rare, there is no story to the game, although it can be assumed that Cheato lost all of his pages and Banjo and his friends must retrieve them by completing race courses. As Grunty is still in her original form, it can also be assumed this is the first game in the series, apart from possibly Diddy Kong Racing.

(....anyways, Results May Vary, Metalex, and I are working to assemble a proper MediaWiki for said series.)

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« Reply #1523 on: January 05, 2019, 02:10:33 AM »
I feel like you could just replace that with "none of anything in this series has actually happened, it's just a bunch of books, plays and films"
its actually video games

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1524 on: January 05, 2019, 05:41:40 PM »
No there isn't XD
There is though.  From what we know...

SMB1 -> SMB3 -> SMW is the obvious one.  This was stated in the games' instruction booklets.  I will refer to this as the "main continuity".

SM64 took place sometime after the main continuity, but before Sunshine and Odyssey (due to FLUDD's customer scan and Bowser's memories, respectively).  NSMB happened after Sunshine according to its instruction booklet.

YI -> YNI -> YIDS is one continuity that took place earlier in the main continuity, according to cutscenes.

SS -> PIT -> BIS -> DT is a very clear continuity based on character dialogue, and is implied to be part of the main continuity.

-Mario USA and Galaxy 2 are not canon, as shown in the games' respective endings.  Lost Levels is part of an alternate continuity, as said in the instruction booklet.

All other mainline Mario titles are implied to take place an unspecified amount of time after the main continuity.

The canon status of spin-offs is unknown.

So yeah, Mario really has more continuity than you give it credit for.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1525 on: January 05, 2019, 06:06:40 PM »
Where are you pulling the Galaxy 2 info from? Don't recall that ever being said in the game's ending.

"Things referencing other things willy-nilly without consistency" does not a "canon" make.

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« Reply #1526 on: January 05, 2019, 06:11:05 PM »
Where are you pulling the Galaxy 2 info from? Don't recall that ever being said in the game's ending.

"Things referencing other things willy-nilly without consistency" does not a "canon" make.
It was really when Rosalina closed the book in the 120-star ending, which I took to mean that the whole game was just a fictional story in Rosalina's library.  But I might be wrong.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1527 on: January 05, 2019, 06:29:26 PM »
By that logic, Rosalina's entire backstory is fictional in-universe. Not a kind of logic I cotton to, by any means. >:(

I originally took the narrator of the Paper Mario games' intros to be Merlon, but later thought of it as Rosalina.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1528 on: January 06, 2019, 01:20:15 AM »
You know how this problem would be solved if they gave the narrator voice acting?

It would be cool, if they do it like they did with FE: Radiant Dawn. That game had voice-acted narration between each chapter. And it was pretty engaging and made the story all the more interesting.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1529 on: January 06, 2019, 01:32:58 AM »
The narrator should be voice acted the same way he's voice acted in Mario Tennis 64.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1530 on: January 06, 2019, 01:43:04 AM »
Don'chu pohloot mah Mahreeoh wiv nun uv dat Fiyah Emblum carp

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1531 on: January 06, 2019, 01:54:40 AM »
Don'chu pohloot mah Mahreeoh wiv nun uv dat Fiyah Emblum carp
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1532 on: January 06, 2019, 04:42:16 AM »
That means sooooo much from Mr. "AH NEED A MONSTAH TA CLOBBAH DAT DERE KUR-BEH!!"

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1533 on: January 12, 2019, 12:39:43 AM »
Mario is 64 inches tall. Because N64 jokes.
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1534 on: January 12, 2019, 08:08:02 AM »
Any goomba, koopa troopa, boo or shyguy you play as in any game is one of the captains from Minion quest.

Just without their flag. Or their personality quirks. Or anything that would identify them as such.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1535 on: January 12, 2019, 09:18:13 AM »
Reminds me of how I headcanon that every first/notable nameless Goomba you encounter is always the same one. And he's named Frank.
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1536 on: January 12, 2019, 10:53:07 AM »
Reminds me of how I headcanon that every first/notable nameless Goomba you encounter is always the same one. And he's named Frank.
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1537 on: January 13, 2019, 10:48:45 PM »
theres only one goomba in mario's universe. hes just really fast

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1538 on: January 14, 2019, 12:24:34 AM »
Peach has stockholm syndrome.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1539 on: January 14, 2019, 05:42:47 PM »
Waluigi and Wario never were born. They just were spawned from a smile pit in the sewers. Donkey Kong's birthplace is his materializing from the yellow molten butter in Brinstar.