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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1500 on: December 03, 2018, 04:47:24 AM »
More innocuous theory than my previous one: "Bowser's Brother" is actually Morton Sr.

Evidence I am using is that the Koopaling that had similarly darker-colored body scales gets the "Jr." name in this case.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1501 on: December 05, 2018, 12:30:31 AM »
Waluigi is actually an accomplished sportsman. He doesn't have time to go on whimsical adventures because he has an actual job
Tennis is obviously his forte, but he's also quite skilled in many other sports

adding on to this, since waluigi's tennis career has started gaining more traction recently, he had to decline an invitation to appear in smash bros as the super special, mewtwo in smash 4-esque bonus character who can only be gained through pre-orders, and instead he made a compromise and sent his pet to fight in his place


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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1502 on: December 06, 2018, 09:11:04 AM »
now that we have gooigi lore i conclude that gooigi smells like coffee at all times
probably tastes like coffee too

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1503 on: December 06, 2018, 03:21:50 PM »
Remember when E.Gadd used to be in everything?

I miss those days.
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1504 on: December 06, 2018, 03:26:58 PM »
After every major game, characters and enemies from it start appearing a lot for a while. Happened with SMW, SMW2, SM64, LM, Sunshine, Galaxy, and SMO.

To a lesser extent Yoshi's Story and SM3DW.

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« Reply #1505 on: December 06, 2018, 03:30:42 PM »
Actually, SM3DW's enemies are appearing now.

Conkdors? Charging Chucks (even though these guys were around since SMW but still)?

I don't think they've died down yet. Ninjis definitely deserve more appearances though.

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« Reply #1506 on: December 06, 2018, 04:23:03 PM »
Yeah, and Petey Piranha's been fairly consistent since Sunshine, and isn't even major like Bowser Jr. Some stay, some go, all are put in for recent recognizablility.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1507 on: December 15, 2018, 01:00:38 PM »
Dimentio actually has the capability to obliterate opponents with the simple raise of an eyebrow. The catch is this is entirely useless to him because he has no eyebrows.


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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1508 on: December 15, 2018, 05:42:43 PM »
He probably wished for it and it was happily granted by the Star Spirits, emphasis on happily.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1509 on: December 15, 2018, 10:43:14 PM »
The Dry Bowser that isn't Bowser himself but a separate character is actually Morton Koopa Sr.


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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1510 on: December 19, 2018, 02:07:36 AM »
tatanga and katsini are actually brothers with katsini being the older one. i have no idea why one is mostly naked and one wears a full set of clothes
cuz he's a nudist
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1511 on: December 19, 2018, 02:50:32 AM »
What about in the comic and manga adaptations?

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1512 on: January 01, 2019, 05:25:38 PM »
Toadsworth died of stroke.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1513 on: January 02, 2019, 04:40:52 AM »
Mario never invites Bowser to his parties because Bowser's too good at it. Seriously tho, every time Koops picks Bowser in SMP, he wins easily.

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« Reply #1514 on: January 02, 2019, 04:45:24 AM »
That dice block is too good for this game.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1515 on: January 02, 2019, 04:52:09 PM »
After getting injured and beaten up so much during the final boss battle in DK64, K. Rool had his tail removed after the events of the game due to his injuries, explaining his lack of a tail. By the time of his appearance in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, it had finally started to grow back as a small stubby tail, and time will tell if it will regain its original length.

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« Reply #1516 on: January 03, 2019, 05:00:52 AM »
Crocs don't regrow tails. Lizards do.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1517 on: January 04, 2019, 04:17:15 PM »
Bowser isn't evil at all and only plays the role of "villain" in the games.  Outside the games, Mario and Bowser are great friends.  This is kind of shown in the spin-off games though, so I guess it's not entirely a headcanon.

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« Reply #1518 on: January 04, 2019, 06:23:31 PM »
I feel like you could just replace that with "none of anything in this series has actually happened, it's just a bunch of books, plays and films"
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1519 on: January 04, 2019, 06:48:34 PM »
I mean yeah, that does explain why there's a minimal continuity in Mario games (I know there is a Mario canon but it's very limited).