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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #40 on: August 04, 2008, 04:49:04 PM »
Giygas

B: You cannot handle the true power of Giygas's attack!

Up B: You cannot handle the true power of Giygas's attack!

Down B: You cannot handle the true power of Giygas's attack!

Side B: You cannot handle the true power of Giygas's attack!

Final Smash: You cannot handle the true power of Giygas's attack!

lol earthbound humour
It isn't, I'm just saying I'm not gay (although I'd still eat Dimentio's ass)
This is an actual quote. This was an actual post. Somebody actually sat down and clacked in that combination of words onto their keyboard.

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #41 on: August 04, 2008, 05:11:52 PM »
YTP Mario

*Up: Meatbal Bounce
*Side: Toast Toss
*Down: No.
*Standard: Luigi, look!
*Final Smash: All Toasters Toast Toast!

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #42 on: August 04, 2008, 05:20:27 PM »
fire luigi:

b: super green fireball
side and b: ultra hammer
down and b: luigi fire hurricane
up and b: fire high jump

final smash: luigi final
same as a mario final but in green.

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #43 on: August 04, 2008, 05:38:29 PM »
Dr.Robonik

*Up: No!
*Down: No!
*Side: No!
*Standard: No!
*Final Smash: No!

Those were the only things allowed I could think of...

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2008, 08:56:42 AM »
Nintendo 64 kid:

B: NINTENDO!!!
Smash B: SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOUR!
Down B: OH MY GOOOOOD!
Up B: THANK YOU!
Final Smash: There were no Final Smashes on SSB for Nintendo 64, so N64 kid doesn't have one.

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2008, 10:53:52 AM »
Daisy:
B: Grow
B>: Suck up water through its roots
B^: Being plucked
Bv: Photosynthesis
FS: Transform into the Marioverse Daisy and yelling





































nothing. Haha.
Why are you looking here anyway? My text is ^

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #46 on: August 05, 2008, 02:47:36 PM »
Bill Cosby

B: Pokeyman
Smash B: Jello
Up B: Kodak
Down B: Jazz
Smash B: Kids say the darnest things!

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2008, 03:18:20 PM »
nothing. Haha.
WTF?


Garlic:
B: Bad Breath
B>: Does whatever a Garlic Can
B^: Does whatever a Garlic Can
Bv: Does whatever a Garlic Can
FS: Combines with Wario to become Wario-Man.
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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2008, 03:52:49 PM »
Time traveller:
B: Must bring your own weapons.
Smash B: I have only done this once before.
Up & B: You'll get paid when we get back.
Down & B: This is not a joke.
Final Smash: Safety not guaranteed.

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2008, 05:03:17 PM »
Goomba:

B: Kick
Smash B: Head butt
Up B: high kick
Down B: low kick
Final Smash: Mega-Ultra-Head-butt-kick

(Honestly, all it has is a head and feet)
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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #50 on: August 05, 2008, 05:35:49 PM »
koops

b :shell toss
up and b:jump
down and b: shell dash
side and b: super shell

final smash: shell slam

strike all enemies with its shell.

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2008, 03:53:16 PM »
2 assist trophies:

ROB 64: Will fly down the Wuts-Its-Name ship crushing one random player. Then will jump out and shooting at the ship, Sending Lazers at players who get in the way.

Goombario: Will run around hitting enemies like mad with headbutts.
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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #52 on: August 09, 2008, 05:15:04 AM »
Crash Bandicoot

B: Spin

B Up: Magic Carpet ride

B Down: TNT Crate

B Side: Wumpasplosion Toss

Final Smash: Mecha Suit
Rest in peace, Walkazo.

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #53 on: August 09, 2008, 02:31:52 PM »
Crash Bandicoot

B: Spin

B Up: Magic Carpet ride

B Down: TNT Crate

B Side: Wumpasplosion Toss

Final Smash: Mecha Suit
I loved the first three games... => CLICKIE!

Ontopic:
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All Special Moves:

RABIIIEEEESS!!!
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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2008, 03:03:42 AM »
Koopa Troop(character) Consists of a Koopa Troopa,Hammer Bro and Dry Bones

B ^: KT:Paratroopa,HB:Amazin flyin hammer bro,DB:Head chain(tether recovery)

B V: All:switch

B >: KT:Shell slide, HB: Hammer slam, DB: Head toss

B : KT: Shell toss, HB: Hammer toss, DB: Bone toss

FS: Majikoopa
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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2008, 04:43:36 AM »
Character: Scrooge McDuck

B: Cuts someone, then uncuts the same person.
Smash B: Breaks someone's arms
Up & B: Knits and dances and bakes a cake
Down & B: Uncle Lina appears and  scares everyone.
Final Smash: OMG! Secret Taco Nazi!

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« Reply #56 on: August 10, 2008, 07:50:07 AM »
Character: HITLAH

B: Throws grenade
Smash B: Salutes, temporarily immoblizing anybody near
Up B: Helicopter blades
Down B: Suicide
Final Smash: NAZI ARMY!!
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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2008, 07:11:29 PM »
King of Hyrule

*Standard: Scrub all the Floors.
*Sides: My Ship sails in the Morning.
*Down: The King's Laughter.
*Up: This Peace is what all Warriors strive for!
*FS: DINNER!

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #58 on: August 11, 2008, 04:16:44 AM »
Weird Al!
B: Throws some random food. Depending on what type it is, it will do more damage.
Smash B: Some viruses come and jump onto the target, and eat him/her.
Up & B: Becomes so fat that he floats upwards.
Down & B: Will make a TV fall from the sky.
Final Smash: Causes everyone to ride that new rollercoaster, decapitating them, which does a lot of damage and immobilises everyone.

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Re: Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2008, 02:48:27 PM »
Hey, congrats on 5000 posts, Smid! :o


Smiddle:

B: SPAM ATTACK!
Smash B: Random nonsense. Players very near will be hypnotized.
Up B: God, A Red Nugget!
Down B: A Fat Egg under a Dog!
Final Smash: Dares to Be Stupid. (Attack is unexplainable, and must be seen with own eyes... only until they are burned out by the attack)
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