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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2012, 07:40:28 PM »
…After Turboo's retreat into the green room following her opening speech, Snack returned to the microphone after several hours of snacking on mozzarella sticks and punch and playing Mario Kart with the other presenters. "Hello everyone!", he said, the audience cheering, "I said I'd be back!" he finished. "Now, for this presentation we're doing Favorite Game Soundtrack, so let's just test the sound system…"



The audience looked around, wondering what this meant, "Yes, your Favorite Game Soundtrack is the Super Mario Brothers movie!", Snack said, to which the audience groaned. "Yes, yes, I know, it isn't. So who is the winner? NO ONE WINS! Once again, we have no winner!", he finished, the audience quickly becoming more and more frustrated, "So, you say, I voted for something! Well, you did, but nineteen percent of you voted for… Actually, I shouldn't say that yet. But the so-called winner got that. So eighty percent of you said that it wasn't the best!"

"But, I have to tell you who you did vote for, since apparently you can't be bothered to remember", he continued as the audience, having almost completely lost patience, booed, "Now, one of you wrote in Hotel Mario, but who cares about that? Let's get to the real stuff. In fifth place is Super Paper Mario, with 162 votes! I didn't even like that game, so I have no idea what music was good in it. Here's Mr. L's theme".



"In fourth place is that stalwart classic, often considered the single best videogame of all time, Super Mario 64, with 183 votes! To celebrate, we have a Luigi song once again, this time it's Luigi's theme from, what else, Super Mario 64!"



The audience groaned and variously yelled out to Snack to play a real Super Mario 64 song or to play Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird, but Snack continued, "…And taking the bronze is Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door with 201 votes! And it would've won bronze even based on one song alone…"



"Now I'm pretty sure you can guess who won the silver and gold—"

"Super Mario Galaxy!" most of the audience cried out.

"Yes, yes, in silver is Super Mario Galaxy with 481 votes!"



"And what could've have beaten out Super Mario Galaxy for the gold? Well, I'm sure you probably guessed it already; taking the gold is Super Mario Galaxy 2 with 488 votes! Problem is I don't remember the music from this game either, so I'll leave you once again with Walk the Dinosaur, as written by Was (Not Was) and performed by George Clinton for—"

The crowd had had enough, and rose from their seats, grabbing whatever snacks and beverages they could find to toss at the presenter, and storming the stage. The one security guard on duty jumped into action, waving his baton wildly, the whole situation degenerating quickly into a free-for-all melee.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!", Snack yelled, hovering above the stage to escape most of the fight, "Here's the credits theme from Super Mario Galaxy 2", he said, signalling to the sound producer.



Just then, additional security arrived from concession stands and managed to soon contain the riot, despite cries of "Don't taze me bro, don't taze me!". With the stage clear except for a handful of guards holding down some of the more unruly (Former) audience members, Turboo returned to the microphone. "And that's what happens when you substitute other people's YouTube videos for talent and effort to get your presentation in at the last minute", she said in a dry tone of voice, "Have I mentioned I hate Snack?"

(The A1 results were complex and had something like two dozen write ins, so for full results click here)

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2012, 07:41:01 PM »
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SonicMario is up next with A17, Favorite SSB Character!

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2012, 07:42:28 PM »
So SMG2 only JUST beating its predecessor by a matter of points!

We'll head on over to SonicMario right now, who will be presenting favourite SSB character

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2012, 07:42:47 PM »
Love the SMG2 soundtrack.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2012, 07:43:46 PM »
Yay, the number one deserved it! And so did the others!

Anyway, nice presentation, Snack.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2012, 07:44:01 PM »
wow, super mario galaxy lost by just 7 points

amazing

Also, turb that was a great intro. <3

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2012, 07:44:46 PM »
And I'm back.

The Super Mario Galaxy series music was some of the best I've heard from a Mario game, so I can't argue with these results.

also THAT WAS AN AMAZING INTRO
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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2012, 07:44:57 PM »
SMG's soundtrack was FAR better than 2's. The latter only one because it was newer.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2012, 07:45:29 PM »
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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2012, 07:46:19 PM »


SM: Hello everyone welcome to the MarioWiki awards. I'm here with my best friend Jorge to present the 2nd award of the day. We'll be back later for 2nd to last Award as well. And I hope you have a great night in the meantime.

Jorge: SM I don't mean to interrupt what are we doing in my Tonight show stage? Weren't you going to use the conveniently simple white background User Soup studio?

SM: Nah not this time. Besides you can consider this free advertisement for your show

Jorge: Oh right! Everyone, head out of the Awards thread right now an-

SM: Nononono Jorge not yet! We actually need to present the award first.

Jorge: Aw man :(

SM: Sorry Jorge we can't do much. Besides, Anton's waiting for us.

???: Did somebody say my name? :D

SM: Heh wha-*FLOPP'D*



SM: Agghhhh! Anton what are you doing here?

Anton: Oh just flopping onto my favorite hedgehog :3

SM: I see that... well as long as you're here we might as well get into presenting the 2012 MarioWiki award for Favorite SSB Character

Jorge: Don't be modest SM, we all know it's Link

SM: Nope

Jorge: WHAT?!

SM: He got sixth place though

Jorge: i'm pissed

SM: Oh Jorge...

Jorge: i'm pissed

SM: He did better then most of MY favorites...

Jorge: I'M PISSED

SM: *sigh* Anyway, here are the Top 5 for Favorite SSB Character

In fifth place was Meta Knight with 89 Votes!



In fourth place was Yoshi with 116 votes!



In third place was Luigi with 128 votes



Jorge: Wasn't there a user called Luigi 128? :S

In 2nd place was Mario with 142 votes



And the 2012 winner for Favorite SSB character is...



Kirby! (With 168 votes)

Jorge: ....Still not better then Link

SM: Oh shush Jorge. Now that we've been given the results how a little bit of a fun? Like how we'd look like as Kirbies.

Jorge: Did you have this planned for no matter who won best SSB character?

SM: Well of course not. It would be odd if say Mario won instead.

Jorge: Hey I could pull off a mustache real well.

SM: Jorge you're already technically a Mario. Just without the mustache.

Jorge: Oh right...

SM: Anyway thanks to the talents of Photo T. Shop I have an image.

Jorge: Who's Photo T Shop? You've never told me about him...

SM: That was a joke Jorge, I made it in photoshop. Photo T Shop isn't anyone real.

Jorge: Are you surrreeeeeeee

SM: Yes Jorge I am. Now I'll just show the image



Jorge: Say why is Blocky a Waddle Dee? That's not a Kirby!

SM: Well because he already had that Kirby form. And why not. Now there was something funny that was in the Write-in votes for this award. Someone voted Tabuu within the other votes. Everything else is or once was a playable character but Tabuu was a clear NPC and he got one vote. Though I'd also like to say kudos to Mr. Game and Watch getting the most Write-Ins and getting more votes then Samus and Snake who were both non write-ins.

Jorge: The person must of voted for Tabuu must of been the user we know as Tabuu. He's egotistical enough.

SM: ...You do know he'll probably see this right

Jorge: ....Well I'm downright screwed aren't I

SM: Eyuuuuup

Jorge: ohpleasegodhelpme

SM: Well time to wrap up this one. I'll see you guys again one last time for Favorite SM64/Sunshine Level. And don't forget to check out Tonight Show with Jorge Castillo. Based in the Fan Creations section of the Super Mario Boards

Anton: whir whir :3

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Hypnotoad is up next with A12, Favorite Enemy!

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #50 on: August 10, 2012, 07:47:10 PM »
That Anton fella sure is a cutie!



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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2012, 07:47:36 PM »
i honestly thought captain falcon would get top 3

oh well

                                                     
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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2012, 07:48:11 PM »
Lucario...

WHY U NO NUMBAH 1!

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2012, 07:49:22 PM »
Huh, surprising Mr. Game & Watch didn't place higher on the list. Isn't he supposed to be, like, top tier or something? [/stuffIreallyshouldn'tknow]

Anyway, nice presentation, SonicMario!

That Anton fella sure is a cutie!
Yes, he's so cute! @_@

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2012, 07:50:03 PM »
That was Lord SonicMario and Sir Jorge Castillo there, live from the Tonight Show with Jorge Castillo's set, high up in Userpedia Tower. Not sure how Jorge got there so say, but oh we'll.

So Kirby won the best SSB character award! Congratulations!

Now let's take you over to the loveable Anton, with favourite enemy.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2012, 07:50:14 PM »

Spoiler: A12 Detailed Results (click to show/hide)



Tabuu is up next with A3, Favorite Mario Platformer!



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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #56 on: August 10, 2012, 07:50:24 PM »
Huh, surprising Mr. Game & Watch didn't place higher on the list. Isn't he supposed to be, like, top tier or something? [/stuffIreallyshouldn'tknow]

Anyway, nice presentation, SonicMario!

That Anton fella sure is a cutie!
Yes, he's so cute! @_@
well he was only a write in

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2012, 07:50:37 PM »

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« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2012, 07:50:46 PM »
SMG2 was SMG1, with a couple of remixes.

And dangit, if SMG came higher I would have had a trifecta.

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Re: OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS VI CEREMONY
« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2012, 07:51:19 PM »
Poor Jorge, Antons are notorious for their clinging powers.

ALL GLORY TO ANTON'S PRESENTATION

srsly though that's pretty awesome