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Re: Control the Throne
« Reply #13740 on: September 21, 2017, 03:40:14 PM »
that was mediocre give it more exposition
Yeah, I know. It was too long.

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Re: Control the Throne
« Reply #13741 on: September 21, 2017, 06:25:28 PM »
uh, yeah sure

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Re: Control the Throne
« Reply #13742 on: September 21, 2017, 11:48:54 PM »
No it's not a problem of quantity. It's quality we're talking about here!
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Re: Control the Throne
« Reply #13743 on: September 23, 2017, 08:40:53 AM »
did i mention all the thrones are non-flammable?
There is only one throne.
The rest are fake and flammable.
You burn to death and everything but the walls and the real throne burns up. You die in the fire, along with everyone else as they had no idea what they were talking about.
I guard the throne with world C-3 from the lost levels

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Re: Control the Throne
« Reply #13744 on: September 23, 2017, 11:08:04 AM »
LED42 finds World C-3 and completes it. He sucks Electriking into the Poltergust 8000, and now the throne is under the control of LED42.

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Re: Control the Throne
« Reply #13745 on: September 23, 2017, 11:13:02 AM »
did i mention all the thrones are non-flammable?
There is only one throne.
The rest are fake and flammable.
You burn to death and everything but the walls and the real throne burns up. You die in the fire, along with everyone else as they had no idea what they were talking about.
I guard the throne with world C-3 from the lost levels

Man, who says where is his secret hideout?

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Re: Control the Throne
« Reply #13746 on: September 23, 2017, 11:22:54 AM »
Maybe it's a trap... and it is! The throne was found dead in D-4, with a death note hanging on a knife that went through its comfy cushion. It says "I warned you, you let someone else sit on you. It's over, throne, we're through! Love, Electriking."

Wow, he even had the audacity to sign his letter by his own name. So in the end, he was brought on the court of law and was sentenced for life in prison because the death of M. Throne is the cause that triggered World War 3, as his death have affected dictators around the world who wanted to sit on that throne and be kings of the world. Now they would endlessly fight for something no one will ever get.

And that's what happens when you murder thrones.
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Re: Control the Throne
« Reply #13747 on: September 23, 2017, 03:41:35 PM »
Until, one day, in a graveyard near D-4, there was a sudden frantic scratching. Earth was torn from its place as a hideous figure rose from the grave. The zombie throne groaned.
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Re: Control the Throne
« Reply #13748 on: September 23, 2017, 09:06:35 PM »
did i mention all the thrones are non-flammable?
There is only one throne.
The rest are fake and flammable.
You burn to death and everything but the walls and the real throne burns up. You die in the fire, along with everyone else as they had no idea what they were talking about.
I guard the throne with world C-3 from the lost levels
i don't know about you fella, but i'm known to be rather non-flammable by nature

heck, who do you think came up with the material for the European Union flags? It wasn't me, but I'm pretty sure I'm a lot like that guy who I don't know anything about.

what i'm trying to say is, hey, have a little fun, make things a little crazy, it's not so much the destination as the journey, they say

also, burning to death? I think my fireproof g-string - which i'm TOTALLY not wearing right now - would like to have a word with you!

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Re: Control the Throne
« Reply #13749 on: September 29, 2017, 02:22:06 AM »
Since thrones can't die, I restore it. I then push everyone into the nuclear fallout outside.