Control the Throne

[Greninja]

•Greninja uses something!
•It's so effective that everything exploded!
•Greninja gets: throne.

[Long John Spaghetti]

*Steals throne with forklift again. I'd then use a ramp to jump onto a boat going out of the harbor so fast, no one else could get on*

[The DK Emoji IRL]

> DK uses Swim!
> It's super effective!
> DK destroys LJS's boat!
> The DK Emoji IRL got Throne!

[Greninja]

Ok, but seriously, can we stop using Pokémon jokes? They're getting annoying.

So, I have a gun and I get throne.

yay

[Kirby and Dedede]

I whack the throne away with my Jet Hammer.  It landed in some faraway tropical island.  No one has the throne, as TG fell into the sea while the throne was flying.

[The DK Emoji IRL]

Luckily for me, I was at sea already after getting the throne when we were all Pokemoning.
I find the island and the throne somehow. I'm too tired to think of some cool way of finding it.

[Kirby and Dedede]

I followed a treasure map to the throne's location.  When I see Moldo on it, I build my own wooden "throne" and sit on that.  I also make myself a little wooden crown.

[Greninja]

There's a lot of sun, so wooden throne catches on fire. Moldo was so scared that he ran away from the fire. I took the throne considering Greninja has Water attacks and can easily shut down the fire.

[The DK Emoji IRL]

DK, under my command, drops from the sky blasting music on his beatbox, stunning everyone while I run off with the throne.

[Raphael the Raven]

I seeth the throne.
I taketh the throne.

*Victory fanfare*

[Long John Spaghetti]

*Takes throne with a Faster Forklift and loads it on a Cargo Plane en route to Mother Russia*

[DJ Peck Neck]

hijacks plane, flies it back to America

puts throne up for sale on ebay for $0.99

[Greninja]

Gee, thanks!

[DJ Peck Neck]

pleasure doing business with you

[The DK Emoji IRL]

Hey, got any more thrones? I don't have the money to fly to the Middle East.

[Long John Spaghetti]

*Uses warp pipe to transport throne to Mother Russia. The warp pipe closes behind me.*

[Long John Spaghetti]

*I'd somehow be king of Mother Russia by now*

[Long John Spaghetti]

i think i won

[The DK Emoji IRL]

In his false sense of security, I sneak into Russia (technically the nation of Zlathnathiel) and steal Johnny-boy's throne.