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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2012, 12:02:12 AM »
You get a free sucker for not wishing anything

I wish I hadn't bumped this topic

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2012, 09:14:55 AM »
Granted. You get a million dollars.

I wish I had a soccer ball.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2012, 07:10:20 PM »
Granted, it's an all powerful soccer ball that grants you wishes.

I wish the new Spongebob movie was terrible.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2012, 07:34:46 AM »
Granted. It won the "Most Terrible Movie" award and it became the most popular movie ever.

I wish Maxwell spawned a Clone that spawned a Black Hole that sucked in everything.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2012, 03:37:52 PM »
Granted, "everything" was a terrorist who wanted to kill us and almost succeeded but we were saved.

I wish that Marstar200 and Smasher exploded at the same time.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #45 on: March 08, 2012, 03:45:30 PM »
Granted,

Marstar200 and Smasher: GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!

I wish a Chain-Chomp would eat me.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #46 on: March 08, 2012, 03:48:54 PM »
Granted, you find a treasure and then get out.

I wish he died.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #47 on: March 08, 2012, 03:50:59 PM »
Granted, you are unaffected.

I wish that Hasbro was the supreme dictator.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #48 on: March 08, 2012, 08:14:12 PM »
Granted, they help everyone realize peace and tolerance.

I wish that people would hate on bronies.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #49 on: March 08, 2012, 08:36:48 PM »
Granted, they no longer exist.

I wish to die.
Never! He will not:
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety. Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies; for vilest things
Become themselves in her, that the holy priests
Bless her when she is riggish.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2012, 08:44:14 PM »
Granted, you only go to Limbo instead of hell.

I wish I went to hell.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2012, 10:45:04 PM »
Granted, you go to Hell, Michigan.

I wish Hitler was still alive.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #52 on: March 09, 2012, 01:07:34 PM »
Granted, he would die again after seeing all of the internet memes.
I wish :yoshi: and :luigi: were dead.
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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #53 on: March 09, 2012, 01:09:53 PM »
Granted, you only kill the smileys, not the characters, but nobody gets killed since the smileys don't have the ability to die.

I wish for you to die.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #54 on: March 09, 2012, 01:23:02 PM »
I die, but I am reborn as a beautiful toucan and you find a hundred dollar bill on the ground.

I wish it cost twenty million dollars to get a haircut.
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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #55 on: March 09, 2012, 01:33:47 PM »
Granted, the Barber is a nice, beautiful girl that marries you thus sharing her wealth with you

I wish I falled the next time I go down stairs.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #56 on: March 09, 2012, 01:36:58 PM »
Granted, you break a door and fall on the softest surface ever and the place you entered is a secret basement that can give you anything you want.

I wish everybody were poor.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #57 on: March 09, 2012, 02:47:34 PM »
Granted, but :posh: will make everything better.
do you like get off to Massachusetts or something?
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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #58 on: March 09, 2012, 08:17:40 PM »
Granted. "                                                  " means make the world the most peaceful it can be.

I wish chocolate donuts would rain from the skies.

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Re: Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes
« Reply #59 on: March 09, 2012, 08:55:26 PM »
Granted. The donuts taste like chocolate victory.

I wish Fire Emblem didn't hate me.