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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2011, 05:31:55 PM »
I'm towards the end.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2011, 05:32:17 PM »
Just inb4 awards!

EDIT: please don't tell me this is gonna happen again...


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2011, 05:32:46 PM »
Just inb4 awards!

EDIT: please don't tell me this is gonna happen again...
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I GOT IN AFTER YOU DID
:D but I did it before the awards happened
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2011, 05:33:05 PM »
Ha ha! Time for fail!


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2011, 05:33:45 PM »
I'm gonna post right before awards.
About 1 min 20 seconds now.
Proud to have gotten 4th place in the 2011 Awards Brawl Tournament! Only 3 people did better than I did!
I'm very busy right now. You won't see me much at all, unless I'm playing mafia (which I manage to find a little bit of time time for.)

If you see Smasher 101, tell him I said hi. He'll scream and run away.

Press the Kill Gigaremo button to feed me food!
Oh wait, I mean the Feed Gigaremo butto– *dies*

I got brainwashed by bronies and now I'm one!
My internet died, can't be on much, sorry

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2011, 05:34:24 PM »
Yay it's sooner now!
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2011, 05:34:53 PM »
INB4 AWARDS
Proud to have gotten 4th place in the 2011 Awards Brawl Tournament! Only 3 people did better than I did!
I'm very busy right now. You won't see me much at all, unless I'm playing mafia (which I manage to find a little bit of time time for.)

If you see Smasher 101, tell him I said hi. He'll scream and run away.

Press the Kill Gigaremo button to feed me food!
Oh wait, I mean the Feed Gigaremo butto– *dies*

I got brainwashed by bronies and now I'm one!
My internet died, can't be on much, sorry

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2011, 05:35:00 PM »
Were you expecting something elaborate from me? Well, you're out of luck! ::::)



As your host for this year’s Fail Awards, I really don’t have much to say, as usual!

The Fail Awards were created in 2009 by Wayoshi, after many people had suggested them. Since then, the Smasher Fail Awards have been included in every ceremony, with this year being its third.

As you’ve all heard, the committee decided to expand the Fail Awards by 5 awards, meaning that this year, there will be a total of 15 Fail Awards rather than the previous 10. I hope you all enjoy not only the Fail Awards, but the others as well. Enough talking, let the failing begin.



Ralphfan is up next with F1, Worst Character!

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« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2011, 05:36:04 PM »
Were you expecting something elaborate from me? Well, you're out of luck! ::::)



As your host for this year’s Fail Awards, I really don’t have much to say, as usual!

The Fail Awards were created in 2009 by Wayoshi, after many people had suggested them. Since then, the Smasher Awards have been included in every ceremony, with this year being its third.

As you’ve all heard, the committee decided to expand the Fail Awards by 5 awards, meaning that this year, there will be a total of 15 Fail Awards rather than the previous 10. I hope you all enjoy not only the Fail Awards, but the others as well. Enough talking, let the failing begin.



Ralphfan is up next with F1, Worst Character!
Smasher needs to win Worst Character.
Or maybe Daisy to annoy that Daisy person.
Proud to have gotten 4th place in the 2011 Awards Brawl Tournament! Only 3 people did better than I did!
I'm very busy right now. You won't see me much at all, unless I'm playing mafia (which I manage to find a little bit of time time for.)

If you see Smasher 101, tell him I said hi. He'll scream and run away.

Press the Kill Gigaremo button to feed me food!
Oh wait, I mean the Feed Gigaremo butto– *dies*

I got brainwashed by bronies and now I'm one!
My internet died, can't be on much, sorry

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2011, 05:36:13 PM »
This is going to be interesting
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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2011, 05:36:54 PM »
This is going to be interesting
Thank you, Captain Obvious.

But yes, it is.
Proud to have gotten 4th place in the 2011 Awards Brawl Tournament! Only 3 people did better than I did!
I'm very busy right now. You won't see me much at all, unless I'm playing mafia (which I manage to find a little bit of time time for.)

If you see Smasher 101, tell him I said hi. He'll scream and run away.

Press the Kill Gigaremo button to feed me food!
Oh wait, I mean the Feed Gigaremo butto– *dies*

I got brainwashed by bronies and now I'm one!
My internet died, can't be on much, sorry

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« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2011, 05:36:59 PM »
Smashy Awards.

Best rename ever.

We need a Smasher 101 smiley as the topic smiley.


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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2011, 05:37:10 PM »
Were you expecting something elaborate from me? Well, you're out of luck! ::::)



As your host for this year’s Fail Awards, I really don’t have much to say, as usual!

The Fail Awards were created in 2009 by Wayoshi, after many people had suggested them. Since then, the Smasher Awards have been included in every ceremony, with this year being its third.

As you’ve all heard, the committee decided to expand the Fail Awards by 5 awards, meaning that this year, there will be a total of 15 Fail Awards rather than the previous 10. I hope you all enjoy not only the Fail Awards, but the others as well. Enough talking, let the failing begin.



Ralphfan is up next with F1, Worst Character!
Smasher needs to win Worst Character.
Or maybe Daisy to annoy that Daisy person.

That Daisy might come back and kill everyone if Daisy wins WC.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2011, 05:37:32 PM »
*hides*
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« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2011, 05:38:20 PM »
I'll just run away to the IRC channel. She'll never look there.
wait did I just say that aloud
Proud to have gotten 4th place in the 2011 Awards Brawl Tournament! Only 3 people did better than I did!
I'm very busy right now. You won't see me much at all, unless I'm playing mafia (which I manage to find a little bit of time time for.)

If you see Smasher 101, tell him I said hi. He'll scream and run away.

Press the Kill Gigaremo button to feed me food!
Oh wait, I mean the Feed Gigaremo butto– *dies*

I got brainwashed by bronies and now I'm one!
My internet died, can't be on much, sorry

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2011, 05:38:55 PM »
Rest in peace, Walkazo.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2011, 05:39:16 PM »
I'll just run away to the IRC channel. She'll never look there.
wait did I just say that aloud
Yep. Ohwait.

Anyway she doesn't know the channel name.

And Daisy deserves to get Worst Character >:D

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« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2011, 05:39:19 PM »
Smashy Awards.

Best rename ever.

We need a Smasher 101 smiley as the topic smiley.

I agree

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Re: OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS III CEREMONY
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2011, 05:39:53 PM »
INB4 FIRST PRESENTATION
Proud to have gotten 4th place in the 2011 Awards Brawl Tournament! Only 3 people did better than I did!
I'm very busy right now. You won't see me much at all, unless I'm playing mafia (which I manage to find a little bit of time time for.)

If you see Smasher 101, tell him I said hi. He'll scream and run away.

Press the Kill Gigaremo button to feed me food!
Oh wait, I mean the Feed Gigaremo butto– *dies*

I got brainwashed by bronies and now I'm one!
My internet died, can't be on much, sorry

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« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2011, 05:40:10 PM »
Welcome to the Fail Awards and to my first presentation of the night.  This award is F1, Worst Character, which I’m presenting for the second year in a row.  In 2009, Plumber presented this award and I took this award last year.

This award had a whopping 53 (if I counted correctly) different nominees who received at least one vote in the “Other” box.  That’s a lot of differing opinions on who sucked.  There were 98 different “Other” votes plus the people who entered joke votes and the people who voted in the “Other” box for something that was actually listed as a nominee.  If you did this, *bleep* you.  *bleep* you in the *bleep*.  You wasted everyone’s time because you couldn’t just read the *bleep*ing list of nominees.  Seriously, there were a maximum of 12 nominees for each award.  It’s not that hard to just read the list.

The top vote-getter of all the characters entered in the “Other” category was Princess Peach, at 12 votes.

Finishing ninth out of the nine nominees was Mario with 28 votes.  He really doesn’t do much annoying stuff besides rarely talk.

In eighth was Petey Piranha.  He got 59 votes.  He’s like the Marioverse’s equivalent of a pitbull and does nothing to help you, though he’s pretty badass in the sports spin-offs.

In seventh with 64 votes was Daisy.  She actually finished in second last year.  She’s never been playable in anything except spin-offs and unlike Waluigi, she doesn’t have anything that she does that’s really funny or memorable except for being kidnapped in SML.

In sixth with 69 votes was Starlow.  Yep, 69 votes.  That’s got to be the first useful thing Starlow’s ever done.

In fifth with 73 votes was Wario.  I don’t really think there’s anything too bad about him-

BLOF: “IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE WARIO IS FAT!”

*many users begin to laugh and others just facepalm.”

Ralph: Anyway, I find Wario pretty funny, especially with the “d’oh, I missed!” line.

In fourth place with 94 votes was Mimi.  She came in third last year and is the obnoxious *bleep* of SPM.  I actually don’t think she’s that bad, though the graphics for her design sucked and the game she was in sucked as well.

In third place, we have Lubba!  Lubba sucked because he replaced a sexy girl, and, well, he’s not sexy in any way whatsoever.  Not to say he wasn’t a bad captain.  His sound effects were a bit annoying but I have a feeling he wouldn’t have placed this low if he didn’t have to live up to such huge expectations … among a few other huge things, wink wink nudge nudge.

In second place was … Waluigi?  I guess we didn’t get over the irrational Waluigi hatred that I thought we did.  Last year he didn’t finish in the top three and it looked like all the irrational hate was gone.  Waluigi is *bleep*ing amazing and I love is crotch chop celebration.  Who doesn’t?

In first place once again was Birdo.  I could go through the whole thing of her being a he-she and being some sort of Eldritch Abomination, but I’ll let you guys talk about it in the next few minutes.  Hopefully we’ll get some legitimate responses instead of “BIRDO SUCKS SHE’S A TRANNY”.  In any case, thanks for voting!  This award got 921 responses.  Two years ago it had 826, meaning that we got 111% the amount of votes for this award that we did in 2009.

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Yoshiwaker is up next with F10, Worst Concept!
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