"We cannot win this reelection. We can only reelect Donald Trump" - something Joe Biden actually said
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This just makes me sick:
I've had these random bouts of depression lately that last a few hours. Listening to music helps (as always) though
I realize that I don't need to make a new sandwich, because I already have something I can slap ingredients into and call it a sandwich
"They speak Canadian, we speak English." - My Bible study teacher explaining the difference between Canada and America
opinion on men?
I swear my week-old giant bottle of water is developing mildew, it smells really weird
I gotta feeling.
You know how one day we'll run out of natural gas and have to eat frozen corn and stuff? Well one day Mario Boards will run out of usernames and well have to call each other by 12 digit numbers
Today I was mad at my phone so I bent it and it ACTUALLY bent
Haha I tricked you guys. I went a whole day without mentioning it was my birthday
I don't know if it's the concrete wallpaper, the dumpster mural, or the gnomes, but there's just something about my local McDonalds that is effortlessly depressing
He's Bowser, you're Bowser, I'm Bowser! Is there anymore Bowsers I should know about?!
uh for all of you who are online right now, nothing is happening
hmm my pc may or may not be infected with malware after visiting supermariowiki.com, it was behaving strangely and then it crashed hard, we'll see how it goes
I finally reported supermariowiki.com to Google's anti phishing program, so maybe it'll finally get taken down. When I checked today, it still redirected to a site with an Indian namespace pretending to be McAfee. It says my Windows 10 pc (I do not own a Windows 10 pc) is infected with a virus and shoots you a big fat button that it says will cure your pc of all disease!
A drunk man gets arrested for kicking a buffalo then pleads not guilty to it in court? now that's my kind of news headline
whoever likes this post first will become exceptionally lucky
I just finished my drivers ed exams and now have my learner's permit. For the first time in my life, I was able to walk home from my exams instead of walking home.
I heard the next Mario Party game will be released as a pair of similar games (in the fashion of Pokemon). The two titles are rumored to be Mario Democratic Party and Mario Republican Party.
My online academy: *gives me the 2024 student recognition award*
Me: "I don't know what I did to deserve this! I'm genuinely confused but I'll take it anyway!"
Under what circumstance have you ever seen Mario eat meat
Russia hacked a Texas water tower to make it overflow. One of the most hilarious headlines I've heard this month. Still unfortunate though
Most teenagers eating brunch:
finally something to start the day off!
Me:
uh I already ate
You might feel a little pinch
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