Don't get bent out of shape over tiny issues; folding to anger isn't a great idea. If you aren't prepared, unexpected twists in life may leave wrinkles on your brow. See how far you can stretch yourself and you'll find your temper more flexible than you may realize.
Let that sink in.
Would it make sense with the world's logic for him to have another, invisible hand? VeggieTales style or somethin'. Obviously he's a Mr. Blizzard, which historically only HAVE one, but I just think it'd be nice and ironic.
Dear Waluigi Time,
I have had a predicament of sorts plaguing my mind as of late. Many heated debates with my friends have ended with neither of us giving in to the reasoning of the other. It is of vital importance and will settle perhaps the world's largest dispute. I am coming to you with...