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    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    I'm just going by what the wiki says. See this page: Spectacles (Washington, D.C.) Bowser does some other vile crap in that game
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    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    Ok, so we all know Mario's Time Machine sucks as a whole, but as far as its characters in it go, I can't really tell who sucks more in that game: -Bowser for stealing Abraham Lincoln's spectacles, preventing him from issuing his emancipation proclamation, OR -Abe Lincoln himself who basically...
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    it's amazing how they could never figure out how to incorporate these guys in a mario platformer...

    it's amazing how they could never figure out how to incorporate these guys in a mario platformer after smb2. i understand they can't become generic mooks like in yoshi games and captain toad treasure tracker because they can't just replace goombas, but they're a strong enough part of the mario...
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    Which Powerups would you like to see return?

    We have Ice Mario at home
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    Which Powerups would you like to see return?

    >Hammer Suit mentioned >Red Star mentioned think thread's about done now. mayyyyybe put something like King Dragon Wario in a game? idk i can't think of any other fan-favorite old power-ups if the thread isn't limited to just power-ups that haven't appeared in 15+ years, then i'd like to see...
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    The worst power-up ever

    It disappears when you touch it, like a Super Mushroom or Fire Flower, suggesting you "collect" it, which is what I believe leads people to consider it an item beyond the fact that it's a bizarro mushroom.
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    The worst power-up ever

    it's one thing to have an item whose explicit intended purpose is to power you down, like the poison mushroom. it's another to have a "power-up" that encumbers your general movement in favour of a minimal boost to a certain ability (Spring Mushroom and Frog Suit)
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    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    i don't think all the brick blocks on mario's path are toads. when people in fairy tales are cursed to become frogs, they don't turn into *all* frogs that exist on earth. i imagine it's the same with toads and bricks. whether the curse reverses in toads' case when breaking the bricks they were...
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    well, you see, everyone hates Camden, New Jersey. i do too and i had never heard of it until you...

    well, you see, everyone hates Camden, New Jersey. i do too and i had never heard of it until you mentioned it. nothing against its people, they're probably cool folk.
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    Unpopular opinions about the Mario series

    i loved odyssey but i think your opinion is valid, interesting and very well articulated, Agent Muffin
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    *movie made before 2010 has the word "gay" somewhere in it* conservatives: "this movie...

    *movie made before 2010 has the word "gay" somewhere in it* conservatives: "this movie predicted today's woke internet. we truly live in a society"
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    Worst Mario Kart Track EVER?

    Worst would be a majority of SNES tracks, with the Vanilla Lakes and Bowser Castles jostling on the throne. (Bowser Castle 3's MK8D rendition is an immense improvement though) The most boring for me is Rosalina's Ice World. never cared about it and Piranha Plant Pipeline should have had its...
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    @Nate Jacobs spend some time on r/nintendo and you'll see.

    @Nate Jacobs spend some time on r/nintendo and you'll see.
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    you may have been wronged and i understand the frustration, but in the end i'd say you're better...

    you may have been wronged and i understand the frustration, but in the end i'd say you're better off out of that group if they're such dicks
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