Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Smiddle

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One person says a wish, for example, "I wish I had unlimited cheese in my fridge". Next person should make the wish worse, example: "Granted, put your fridge craps itself up the next day and the cheese melts." and posts a new wish. Kuhpeesh? 'K.

I wish that I was a good IC player.
 
You get so many wishes the Genies kills you out of rage.

I wish to be in a nice big field.
 
Granted, but the field's so big that you can't get outta there.

I wish that I had a comedy rock band
 
Granted, the other ones are uglier!

I wish I was an Ampersand!
 
...but all you get to do is watch TV.

I wish I had 100000 vdeo games...
 
Granted, but it's 500 channels of Barney!

I wish I was cool.
 
Granted, you end up dieing of laughter,.



I wish the wiki didn't get stuck in a flme war each day.
 
Granted, but Nintendo goes broke

I wish I had a million bucks
 
Granted, you die a terrible, terrible death, but your family gets the insurance money and your organs are donated to needy people.

I wish had Super Smash Bros. Brawl, right now.
 
Granted, but your head is chopped off and impaled upon a stick mere seconds after you realize what to wish for, which had also revealed to you the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. What was the meaning?

*Cheesy Tootsie Roll commercial voice*

The world may never know!

*End Cheesy Tootsie Roll commercial voice*

I wish the Tootsie Roll commercial sucked.
 
Now he's a really sore loser. He got hit with a grand piano!

I wish I was a genius
 
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