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Tattoos on Women: Hot or Not?

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2011, 08:36:10 AM »
I find tattoos a waste of money, painful, and ugly. I've seen people who get a tattoo of a flip flop on their foot. I mean, you could just wear a flip flop?


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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2011, 12:08:40 PM »
Uh, no, you actually couldn't just wear a flip-flop because flip-flops are the least user-friendly shoe ever. There's like, one tiny bit on your toe that keeps it on- or rather, that *bleep*ing doesn't. I don't know if flip-flop wearers train for years in secluded mountains or superglue the dang things to their feet or what but flip-flops do not function properly, the design is fundamentally flawed in a way that makes them completely unusuable. I know I'm just being redundant here but I really can't emphasize enough how much you literally cannot "just wear" a flip-flop. They're pretty much designed just so that you can't wear them.
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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2011, 12:12:32 PM »
Uh, no, you actually couldn't just wear a flip-flop because flip-flops are the least user-friendly shoe ever. There's like, one tiny bit on your toe that keeps it on- or rather, that *bleep*ing doesn't. I don't know if flip-flop wearers train for years in secluded mountains or superglue the dang things to their feet or what but flip-flops do not function properly, the design is fundamentally flawed in a way that makes them completely unusuable. I know I'm just being redundant here but I really can't emphasize enough how much you literally cannot "just wear" a flip-flop. They're pretty much designed just so that you can't wear them.
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I will never understand how flip-flops are comfortable if you have to worry about them falling off, so a flip-flop tattoo is a better idea than a flip-flop.
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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2011, 12:46:24 PM »
@Flip flop hatahs: I LOVE flip-flops! If I could wear them all the time, I would! I have a lot of pairs, and I find them comfy. So STFU, someone does think they are comfy. ;)


But this ain't a thread about flip-flops, it's about tattoos. And I want to get one SO bad!

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2011, 12:56:15 PM »
And I want to get one SO bad!

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2011, 12:59:08 PM »
And I want to get one SO bad!

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Um, no.

I actually want to get something meaningful. A lily flower because my aunt liked lily flowers, or something Nintendo-related, because that same aunt introduced me to Nintendo when I was 3. :')

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2011, 01:00:05 PM »
something Nintendo-related

not the sexiest tattoo, i think
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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2011, 01:03:24 PM »
something Nintendo-related, because that same aunt introduced me to Nintendo when I was 3. :')

not the sexiest tattoo, i think

Well, I was thinking of something along the lines of a small Yoshi and it would be located on my side towards my back.

This is cool, minus the stupid wings and ugly green cloud looking things.


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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2011, 01:04:47 PM »
Looks like floating snot. Did Yoshi sneeze in space or something?
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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2011, 01:06:40 PM »
Looks like floating snot.
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I would actually like that Pink Yoshi on my side/back. But he wouldn't be pink, he'd be green.

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2011, 05:50:41 PM »
I personally think tattoos are dumb on anyone.

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2011, 06:09:13 PM »
Looks like floating snot. Did Yoshi sneeze in space or something?

:lol:
That's why I don't like those green snot things! They look stupid!

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2011, 06:15:01 PM »
Let's face it. Tattoos are meaningless. They hurt. It's like writing something on your body. I mean, it is writing something on your body. Think about it. Remember all those times you scribbled on your arm? Would you really like to have that the rest of your life? The only way to remove it is by shooting lasers at your body and that's no fun.

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2011, 06:15:41 PM »
I can see it all now...

girlfriend: "eyes up here buster"
me: "sorry"
girlfriend: "you know, you're the first guy I have to say that to because he's staring at the TOUCAN TATTOO ON MY NECK!"
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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2011, 06:25:41 PM »
Let's face it. Tattoos are meaningless. They hurt. It's like writing something on your body. I mean, it is writing something on your body. Think about it. Remember all those times you scribbled on your arm? Would you really like to have that the rest of your life? The only way to remove it is by shooting lasers at your body and that's no fun.

Not if you put a lot of thought into what you want. I know for sure 100% I want a tattoo, and I am going to get something that is meaningful to me --> That way I won't have to regret getting one.

I can see it all now...

girlfriend: "eyes up here buster"
me: "sorry"
girlfriend: "you know, you're the first guy I have to say that to because he's staring at the TOUCAN TATTOO ON MY NECK!"

At least it's not on her chest or ass! :lol:

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2011, 06:29:52 PM »
Okay. If you're fine with stitching ink into your body, I guess you're just that type of person.
I never got tattoos. Seriously, why in the world would you do that? There are so many other ways to... do whatever you want to do by putting a tattoo on yourself.
So what is this tattoo you want?

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2011, 06:46:23 PM »
Okay. If you're fine with stitching ink into your body, I guess you're just that type of person.
I never got tattoos. Seriously, why in the world would you do that? There are so many other ways to... do whatever you want to do by putting a tattoo on yourself.
So what is this tattoo you want?
Is this some stereotype you have of people who get tattoos?

I want one because I think if you get the right one and in the right spot, they are beautiful. I would love to get a lily flower or a little Yoshi in remembrance of my aunt who liked lily flowers and LOVED Nintendo. She introduced me to Nintendo when I was 3. ♥ So this tattoo would hold a special meaning to me.

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #37 on: December 30, 2011, 06:49:26 PM »
Stereotype? No. I just said you're the type of person to want to get a tattoo, like I'm the type of person who loves Nintendo and Apple.
And card tricks.

Also, the poll results are interesting.
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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #38 on: December 30, 2011, 08:16:16 PM »
Yes these results are interesting.

I think I did ask the wrong crowd of people, but that's okay. Life is all about learning.

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Re: Tattoos on Women
« Reply #39 on: December 30, 2011, 09:15:32 PM »
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